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2023.06.11 04:00 Responsible-Book-622 I caused a narc injury and it’s given me peace
So I recently found out what a narc injury is after finding out what a smear campaign is after finding out that my ex is a narcissist.
I did this by confronting them about their infidelity after what I believe was a discard. I found out so much stuff after they discarded me, almost like my eyes had opened. I noticed the soft discards started happening after they caught wind that I was suspicious of their behaviour. They would always gaslight me into thinking that I was overthinking. I then gathered evidence and confronted them. They reacted in such a way that it felt like they had transformed into a beast. The gaslighting was x1000, the projection, the denial. They kept denying even though the evidence was in front of them. They tried to turn it on me. That’s what made my suspicions solid and concrete.
Exactly one month later, they started a smear campaign against me, accusing me of the very thing I had asked them about (note - at the time, I was walking around egg shells and would be careful with my words).
As messed up as it sounds, it’s quite entertaining to watch the smearing. We don’t have any mutual family or friends, so it’s pretty much a pointless smear. I laugh at the fact that someone would air out their dirty laundry on public platforms with such confidence. It gives me second hand embarrassment. And the smearing has given me my power back. I’m fast asleep whilst they are trying to convince other people that they are a good person. But they are talking to themselves. No one even interacts with that shit. I suspect they have their flying monkeys but their flying monkeys are bums just like them. This person has some very toxic friendship groups. They have smeared their friends to me in the past. It’s almost like this person is doing to me exactly what I wanted to do to them for so long - expose the world to who they are, simply by trying to smear me. I didn’t say anything for quite a long time as I didn’t want to waste any more time on this person, however, I decided that I cannot and will not allow this person to think that they have “won”. This person treated me like the a POS for so long that I want the last laugh. Ignoring them wouldn’t have given me satisfaction. This person tried to sabotage my entire career path all because they felt insecure in themselves (they told me this during an argument).
I work in an industry that is absolutely plagued with narcs (and that’s what pisses me off about letting this one slip), so I sort of have an idea of what I can do to mess with them. My mother has borderline personality disorder and I’ve learnt a few things off her over the years; possibly might have even adopted my own messed up personality traits as a result of this.
Now - I have not gone out of my way to get at the narc. I have been doing some very subtle things that I know they notice (narcs stalk like crazy) in response to their smears. For example, I once posted something saying “2am is the time you think about those you love and appreciate the most.” I said this because my nex would always smear between 2am and 3am. The day after I posted that, they smeared me at 12am. I then posted saying “knowing that you are the first person someone thinks about as a new day starts is the best feeling ever”. This made the injury much worse as I believe this caused issues between the narc and a fresh supply. The next day, they smeared me at 1am. This smear was probably the worst one thus far. I then waited two days, and posted something saying “I’ve been so buried up on these spreadsheets these last couple of days that I couldn’t really come on this app. Time to catch up on my biography”. I said this deliberately as I wanted to get across that their smears are read purely for entertainment. My mother would do something similar to us a lot as children after we’d accomplish something and when she’d do it, I would always feel like I was unimportant (something that narcs fucking hate). Anyway, after that post, they went on a spiral and went absolutely ruthless with the smear campaign. This was when I posted something like “every time I feel insignificant, I just read the new chapter of my biography. My ghost writer is releasing it in chunks. I’d give it a good reads 5* for creativity”. After this, a flying monkey reached out to me on WhatsApp (probably got my number from the nex). I did not say anything rude or inflammatory to the flying monkey. It seemed strange that they were checking up on me despite me not knowing them. They told me what I was doing was wrong. I did not reason with them. I simply sent a few screenshots of the monkey getting smeared by my nex with the message “don’t swim oceans for people who wouldn’t cross puddles for you”. This monkey has since unfriended my nex alongside 3 other monkeys. This made the injury even worse to a point where the nex was publicly accusing me of taking away the “very little they had to start with”. I liked that post (I have never done this before) and this lead to them deleting the post. For some reason, they just won’t block me. This is the point at which we currently stand.
I hate to say it, but it sure feels great to give a narc a bit of their own medicine. I feel that the trauma bond has (mostly) subsided. My nex thought they knew me enough to be able to manipulate me using social media, however, I have them figured out and know exactly what to say to them. Little by little. Bit by bit. This person does not deserve my time, and you would be correct in saying that. However, they have done this exact same thing to so many people I feel the need to get them back for it somehow. I don’t recommend anyone does this though. My nex is the biggest coward ever. And they are bringing this on themselves without even knowing about it. I have never posted about them without being provoked to do so. I don’t have anything to lose as a consequence of their injury and that’s a big reason as to why I’m doing this. There’s nothing they can do that will affect my daily life or friendships (my friends have been extremely supportive and have actually helped me get back at the smears by replying to some of my posts with stuff like “damn I want to be this admired” etc. There has been a clear shift in control and it’s killing my nex. If there’s anything I’ve learned, if you truly want to get back at a narc without just going NC, you must use what they say against them and make it clear that their activities are a joke to you. This is what makes them feel as though they have no control. If there’s anything they hate, it is public embarrassment. They are not idiots and can often sense the shift in power dynamic. It also helps if you respond to them in a monotonous, dgaf attitude as this will make them feel as though they are not worth your time.
Never go toe to toe with a narcissist, but if you do, make sure you do it properly and expect to see the most vile, inflammatory accusations about yourself. You must keep your cool.
Now this is all anecdotal of course. I get why they say borderlines ruin NPDs as a lot of the techniques I have used were used on me by my mother.
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I did this by confronting them about their infidelity after what I believe was a discard. I found out so much stuff after they discarded me, almost like my eyes had opened. I noticed the soft discards started happening after they caught wind that I was suspicious of their behaviour. They would always gaslight me into thinking that I was overthinking. I then gathered evidence and confronted them. They reacted in such a way that it felt like they had transformed into a beast. The gaslighting was x1000, the projection, the denial. They kept denying even though the evidence was in front of them. They tried to turn it on me. That’s what made my suspicions solid and concrete.
Exactly one month later, they started a smear campaign against me, accusing me of the very thing I had asked them about (note - at the time, I was walking around egg shells and would be careful with my words).
As messed up as it sounds, it’s quite entertaining to watch the smearing. We don’t have any mutual family or friends, so it’s pretty much a pointless smear. I laugh at the fact that someone would air out their dirty laundry on public platforms with such confidence. It gives me second hand embarrassment. And the smearing has given me my power back. I’m fast asleep whilst they are trying to convince other people that they are a good person. But they are talking to themselves. No one even interacts with that shit. I suspect they have their flying monkeys but their flying monkeys are bums just like them. This person has some very toxic friendship groups. They have smeared their friends to me in the past. It’s almost like this person is doing to me exactly what I wanted to do to them for so long - expose the world to who they are, simply by trying to smear me. I didn’t say anything for quite a long time as I didn’t want to waste any more time on this person, however, I decided that I cannot and will not allow this person to think that they have “won”. This person treated me like the a POS for so long that I want the last laugh. Ignoring them wouldn’t have given me satisfaction. This person tried to sabotage my entire career path all because they felt insecure in themselves (they told me this during an argument).
I work in an industry that is absolutely plagued with narcs (and that’s what pisses me off about letting this one slip), so I sort of have an idea of what I can do to mess with them. My mother has borderline personality disorder and I’ve learnt a few things off her over the years; possibly might have even adopted my own messed up personality traits as a result of this.
Now - I have not gone out of my way to get at the narc. I have been doing some very subtle things that I know they notice (narcs stalk like crazy) in response to their smears. For example, I once posted something saying “2am is the time you think about those you love and appreciate the most.” I said this because my nex would always smear between 2am and 3am. The day after I posted that, they smeared me at 12am. I then posted saying “knowing that you are the first person someone thinks about as a new day starts is the best feeling ever”. This made the injury much worse as I believe this caused issues between the narc and a fresh supply. The next day, they smeared me at 1am. This smear was probably the worst one thus far. I then waited two days, and posted something saying “I’ve been so buried up on these spreadsheets these last couple of days that I couldn’t really come on this app. Time to catch up on my biography”. I said this deliberately as I wanted to get across that their smears are read purely for entertainment. My mother would do something similar to us a lot as children after we’d accomplish something and when she’d do it, I would always feel like I was unimportant (something that narcs fucking hate). Anyway, after that post, they went on a spiral and went absolutely ruthless with the smear campaign. This was when I posted something like “every time I feel insignificant, I just read the new chapter of my biography. My ghost writer is releasing it in chunks. I’d give it a good reads 5* for creativity”. After this, a flying monkey reached out to me on WhatsApp (probably got my number from the nex). I did not say anything rude or inflammatory to the flying monkey. It seemed strange that they were checking up on me despite me not knowing them. They told me what I was doing was wrong. I did not reason with them. I simply sent a few screenshots of the monkey getting smeared by my nex with the message “don’t swim oceans for people who wouldn’t cross puddles for you”. This monkey has since unfriended my nex alongside 3 other monkeys. This made the injury even worse to a point where the nex was publicly accusing me of taking away the “very little they had to start with”. I liked that post (I have never done this before) and this lead to them deleting the post. For some reason, they just won’t block me. This is the point at which we currently stand.
I hate to say it, but it sure feels great to give a narc a bit of their own medicine. I feel that the trauma bond has (mostly) subsided. My nex thought they knew me enough to be able to manipulate me using social media, however, I have them figured out and know exactly what to say to them. Little by little. Bit by bit. This person does not deserve my time, and you would be correct in saying that. However, they have done this exact same thing to so many people I feel the need to get them back for it somehow. I don’t recommend anyone does this though. My nex is the biggest coward ever. And they are bringing this on themselves without even knowing about it. I have never posted about them without being provoked to do so. I don’t have anything to lose as a consequence of their injury and that’s a big reason as to why I’m doing this. There’s nothing they can do that will affect my daily life or friendships (my friends have been extremely supportive and have actually helped me get back at the smears by replying to some of my posts with stuff like “damn I want to be this admired” etc. There has been a clear shift in control and it’s killing my nex. If there’s anything I’ve learned, if you truly want to get back at a narc without just going NC, you must use what they say against them and make it clear that their activities are a joke to you. This is what makes them feel as though they have no control. If there’s anything they hate, it is public embarrassment. They are not idiots and can often sense the shift in power dynamic. It also helps if you respond to them in a monotonous, dgaf attitude as this will make them feel as though they are not worth your time.
Never go toe to toe with a narcissist, but if you do, make sure you do it properly and expect to see the most vile, inflammatory accusations about yourself. You must keep your cool.
Now this is all anecdotal of course. I get why they say borderlines ruin NPDs as a lot of the techniques I have used were used on me by my mother.
2023.06.11 04:00 Fabulous-Advantage Don't know what to do when I have time
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Specifically when I have more time, ie the weekends, I have trouble knowing what to do and this has been happening for a year or two I would say.
I'm in therapy, so I would talk more there, but this is just to get opinions.
I basically have no family. It was difficult to remove my contact with parents but I did it 2 years ago and have been learning by myself and in therapy all the ways it was toxic.
I moved a few times over the last few years but each time I tried to make friends to no avail. A few months ago I found out I have traits on the autism spectrum which could be contributing.
On the weekend, I get up around 8 AM. Therapy is important to me so I would usually do 30 minutes of readings. I would then do logistics like scheduling a dentist appointment/investing my savings,etc. Then I might do a simple exercise. I would usually play basketball for 30min-1 hour later so I usually do exercise then. Then in the afternoon I would work on my hobby for about an hour and also spend some time working on my programming skills but that's it. That's all I would really work on for the day. If I tried to add something else I would become burnt out.
All the other time is open. I used to try to socialize with people at meetups, but it turned out to be too much of an effort and unrewarding. I felt like I was wasting time after a bit. I still volunteer every now and then so it's not everyday is like this, it's just very often. I'm not giving the full picture here, I'm just trying to describe it.
So I stopped trying. And instead I would take walks outside. I'd walk for an hour exploring a new park, then walk again on a new trail, listening to music, just thinking and reflecting, but also feeling terribly frustrated inside, knowing that all that work I put into therapy and how hard I work as a person, yet things were placed upon me beyond my control that prevent me from having friends or a resemblance of social support so I have to do it alone. Because I've tried. I've tried opening up a bit to people and people either laugh or change the subject. I can't tell whether to try harder or not. Those that do listen, don't understand me, and upon understanding me, don't really have advice.
There is really nothing I want to do. It'd be cool to go on a cruise, but that money is out of my paycheck. It'd be cool to see a movie but I have no fun going alone and if someone makes fun of me, or laughs at me for not having friends to go with, then that's enough for me to stop, because they're right in a way.
Picking up something to do just feels meaningless and like it would cause more stress. Swimming for example, it means finding a pool, and going alone, and trying to find joy in going alone. Not going alone means waiting for other people, pretending to act like them, trying to guess if they're losing interest or actually want to meet me. I feel like I can't stand if I misread someone again. I'm a caring person and I have trouble recognizing when someone is toxic or not. I have a list of healthy vs toxic traits, but still I feel I will misevaluate someone and I just don't have patience for this anymore. I feel like I'm too good in a sense. Too perfect. Too moral.
It isn't like this all the time, I've socialized a lot, but for the last few years I've had much trouble knowing what to do when I have time.
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Specifically when I have more time, ie the weekends, I have trouble knowing what to do and this has been happening for a year or two I would say.
I'm in therapy, so I would talk more there, but this is just to get opinions.
I basically have no family. It was difficult to remove my contact with parents but I did it 2 years ago and have been learning by myself and in therapy all the ways it was toxic.
I moved a few times over the last few years but each time I tried to make friends to no avail. A few months ago I found out I have traits on the autism spectrum which could be contributing.
On the weekend, I get up around 8 AM. Therapy is important to me so I would usually do 30 minutes of readings. I would then do logistics like scheduling a dentist appointment/investing my savings,etc. Then I might do a simple exercise. I would usually play basketball for 30min-1 hour later so I usually do exercise then. Then in the afternoon I would work on my hobby for about an hour and also spend some time working on my programming skills but that's it. That's all I would really work on for the day. If I tried to add something else I would become burnt out.
All the other time is open. I used to try to socialize with people at meetups, but it turned out to be too much of an effort and unrewarding. I felt like I was wasting time after a bit. I still volunteer every now and then so it's not everyday is like this, it's just very often. I'm not giving the full picture here, I'm just trying to describe it.
So I stopped trying. And instead I would take walks outside. I'd walk for an hour exploring a new park, then walk again on a new trail, listening to music, just thinking and reflecting, but also feeling terribly frustrated inside, knowing that all that work I put into therapy and how hard I work as a person, yet things were placed upon me beyond my control that prevent me from having friends or a resemblance of social support so I have to do it alone. Because I've tried. I've tried opening up a bit to people and people either laugh or change the subject. I can't tell whether to try harder or not. Those that do listen, don't understand me, and upon understanding me, don't really have advice.
There is really nothing I want to do. It'd be cool to go on a cruise, but that money is out of my paycheck. It'd be cool to see a movie but I have no fun going alone and if someone makes fun of me, or laughs at me for not having friends to go with, then that's enough for me to stop, because they're right in a way.
Picking up something to do just feels meaningless and like it would cause more stress. Swimming for example, it means finding a pool, and going alone, and trying to find joy in going alone. Not going alone means waiting for other people, pretending to act like them, trying to guess if they're losing interest or actually want to meet me. I feel like I can't stand if I misread someone again. I'm a caring person and I have trouble recognizing when someone is toxic or not. I have a list of healthy vs toxic traits, but still I feel I will misevaluate someone and I just don't have patience for this anymore. I feel like I'm too good in a sense. Too perfect. Too moral.
It isn't like this all the time, I've socialized a lot, but for the last few years I've had much trouble knowing what to do when I have time.
2023.06.11 04:00 idunno202020 I just watched all of 1993
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I’m a green wresting fan, a complete newb outside of when I watched in 2000. I just watched all of 93 superstars and raw and ppvs in order. All my opinions probably suck.
Why didn’t they realize the undertaker was their biggest super star? He was stuck in a feud with giant Gonzalez (I’ve never heard of him) and they were pushing Luger. Speaking of biggest stars, I don’t get the appeal of Bret hart, he fumbles over his promos, tries to be this upstanding family man, loses every big match and feuds with lawler (he’s a highlight of 1993).
The tag scene was awful. Ted DiBiasi and IRS were the most entertaining. The steiners were ok as faces. But mom, gunns, quebecers, headshrinkers and SMW teams were all just bad… and hogan and beefcake? Just why?
They seemed scared to ever air an upset. Every time a face lost there was always a caveat. Undertaker didn’t lose at WM9, he won by DQ even though he got knocked out and then came back out to beat up Gonzalez. They couldn’t ever just have a face flat out beat a superstar heel.
The best thing about 1993 was far and away Bobby Heenan, and the worst thing about 1993 was losing Bobby Heenan.
And I loved macho man vs heenan and macho man vs lawler on the mics. The commentating was still super entertaining.
Razor Roman and Michaels were so much better than Luger, Yokozuna or anything Bret hart was doing.
It was really interesting to see future attitude stars just starting their career. 1-2-3 kid, fatu, a future hardcole holly, even the beginning of HBK and Jim Ross. It was also weird to realize people were just written out with no explanation, it must have been weird for someone watching in 1993.
I like googling who’s passed away.
There really isn’t any best match of the year. All ppvs were kinda meh. But far away the worst match was 4 doinks vs bam bam and 3 other who cares. I genuinely felt bad for bam bam having to do that match. He seems like he could be an incredibly good heel but doesn’t do much.
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I’m a green wresting fan, a complete newb outside of when I watched in 2000. I just watched all of 93 superstars and raw and ppvs in order. All my opinions probably suck.
Why didn’t they realize the undertaker was their biggest super star? He was stuck in a feud with giant Gonzalez (I’ve never heard of him) and they were pushing Luger. Speaking of biggest stars, I don’t get the appeal of Bret hart, he fumbles over his promos, tries to be this upstanding family man, loses every big match and feuds with lawler (he’s a highlight of 1993).
The tag scene was awful. Ted DiBiasi and IRS were the most entertaining. The steiners were ok as faces. But mom, gunns, quebecers, headshrinkers and SMW teams were all just bad… and hogan and beefcake? Just why?
They seemed scared to ever air an upset. Every time a face lost there was always a caveat. Undertaker didn’t lose at WM9, he won by DQ even though he got knocked out and then came back out to beat up Gonzalez. They couldn’t ever just have a face flat out beat a superstar heel.
The best thing about 1993 was far and away Bobby Heenan, and the worst thing about 1993 was losing Bobby Heenan.
And I loved macho man vs heenan and macho man vs lawler on the mics. The commentating was still super entertaining.
Razor Roman and Michaels were so much better than Luger, Yokozuna or anything Bret hart was doing.
It was really interesting to see future attitude stars just starting their career. 1-2-3 kid, fatu, a future hardcole holly, even the beginning of HBK and Jim Ross. It was also weird to realize people were just written out with no explanation, it must have been weird for someone watching in 1993.
I like googling who’s passed away.
There really isn’t any best match of the year. All ppvs were kinda meh. But far away the worst match was 4 doinks vs bam bam and 3 other who cares. I genuinely felt bad for bam bam having to do that match. He seems like he could be an incredibly good heel but doesn’t do much.
2023.06.11 03:56 Password_Is_Mattress [USA] [H] Wii and DS Games [W] PayPal
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- Animal Crossing City Folk - 18
- Battalion Wars 2 - 9
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- Castle of Shikigami III - 45
- Centipede Infestation - 9
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- Dewy's Adventure - 9
- Dog Island - 12
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- Driver San Francisco - 12
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- Little King's Story - 24
- Lost in Shadow - 35
- Mario Party 8 - 28
- Mario Sports Mix - 32
- Mario Super Sluggers - 25
- Mini Ninjas - 8
- Namco Museum Megamix - 9
- NBA Jam - 12
- New Super Mario Bros Wii - 25
- Nights Journey into Dreams - 9
- No More Heroes - 11
- No More Heroes 2 - 17
- Obscure the Aftermath - 15
- Okami - 10
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- Opoona (PAL) - 35
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GBA (Cartridge Only)
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- Nintendo 3DS Card Case 18 Hylian Shield - 25
- Nintendo 3DS Card Case 18 Hylian Shield - 25
- Alice in Wonderland - 8
- Big Brain Academy - 5
- Bomberman - 15
- Bookworm Adventures - 8
- Bust a Move DS - 7
- Desktop Tower Defense - 6
- Dragon Ball Z Attack of the Saiyans (PAL) - 35
- Drawn to Life - 7
- Drawn to Life Next Chapter - 5
- Jump Ultimate Stars - 20
- Legend of Kage 2 - 18
- Love Plus - 30
- Mr. Driller Drill Spirits - 14
- Nanostray - 25
- Nanostray 2 - 55 (printed art)
- Neves - 8
- New Zealand Story Revolution - 18
- Nintendogs Daschund (+Lab Cart Only) - 10
- Peggle Dual Shot - 15
- Pokedex Book - 10
- Space Bust-a-Move - 16
- Starfox Command - 22
- Time Hollow (cart only) - 36
- Tony Hawk's American Skateland - 7
- Touch Panic - 12
- Trackmania (Loose) - 9
2023.06.11 03:56 Gnome_Skillet How I’m currently playing the RE4 remake on my flight. I love this thing!
 | The xReal (formerly nReal) air glasses are really cool. Probably not worth their high price tag given their limited features, but these were a gift from my wife. I wouldn’t have bought them for myself for what they cost, but now I have them, I am definitely enjoying them with my steam deck in situations like this! submitted by Gnome_Skillet to SteamDeck [link] [comments] |
2023.06.11 03:56 Edward2704 Trump Trial jury verdict room with one delusional Trumpist juror and 11 rational jurors
LIZ CHENEY: Your honor, I would like to present the criminal indictment from the January 6th committee. This indictment suggests that Trump spend time in prison for his role in the January 6th insurrection.
JUDGE: Here ye, here ye, we now call to order the case of the United States vs. Donald Trump! How does the defendant plead?!
DONALD TRUMP: Not guilty, your honor.
JUDGE: Is the jury ready?
JUDGE: And may I remind you that a unanimous vote is required to sentence Mr. Trump to prison for his role in the January 6th committee, meaning that a single nay vote will allow Trump to go free. Do you understand?
ALL JURORS EXCEPT JUROR #12: Yes, your honor!
BAILIFF: Everyone rise!
JUDGE: Without further adieu, let the trial begin.
NARRATOR: 3 hours later
JUDGE: Alright, that concludes our trial. The Bailiff may now escort our 12 jurors to the verdict room, where they will deliberate and reach their verdict.
JUROR #12: I did. Trump could not have done it!
JUROR #2 (to Juror #12): How do you know that? You were asleep during the whole trial!
JUROR #12: Trump was brave and testified to court, unlike the cowards who chose not to testify and plead the fifth several times!
JUROR #5 (to Juror #12): The courts subpenoaed Trump four times before he would come, and he pleaded the fifth six times during this trial. Trump even tried fleeing the country to get out of this. Do these actions sound like the actions of an innocent man to you?
JUROR #12: Trump only fled to Russia because Hunter Biden had a Ukrainian laptop with American secrets. He wanted to work with the Russians to invade Ukraine to stop Ukraine from invading America. It makes complete sense! Trump is the real president. The media has photoshopped Joe Biden’s face over the oval office to make people believe that Joe Biden is president. Trump is working with the Russians to stop Joe Biden and the Deep State from undermining his presidency!
JUROR #3 (to Juror #12): Who is the rightful president of the United States now, Donald Trump or Joe Biden?
JUROR #12: Donald Trump
JUROR #3 (to Juror #12): If Donald Trump is president right now, does that mean that it is Donald Trump’s fault that America had a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan?
JUROR #12: No, it is Joe Biden’s fault that America had a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.
JUROR #3: But I thought you said Donald Trump was president?
JUROR #1 (to juror #4): I do not think that is necessary, but thank you for offering.
JUROR #4: Juror #12, you go first. Explain why you believe Trump is not guilty.
JUROR #12: In January 2020, the polls had Trump winning a 50-state electoral landslide against Joe Biden as said by Alex Jones at InfoWars. The entire deep state hated Trump's guts and wanted Joe Biden to win, but knew that Trump had no chance at losing the election, so they decided to cheat. So Adam Schiff and the Shifty Democrats paid Robert Muller to wiretap Trump’s phone and frame Trump for making a phone call to Ukraine. This fake phone call lead to the fraudulent impeachment of Trump which shot down Trump’s only chance at a 50 state landslide.
JUROR #9: I do not know where to start correcting that sentence.
JUROR #4: Thank you Juror #12 for telling your side of the story. Juror #3, do you want to tell your side of the story now?
JUROR #3: On the morning of November 7th, all of the mail-in ballots were counted, and Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election. Donald Trump urged his supporters to stop the steal, falsely claiming that someone had rigged the election. In December, he tweeted to his supporters where he ordered them to be at the Capitol on January 6th. Mike Pence, my vice president, will refuse to sign the electoral certification of the 2020 elections, thus sending it back to the House of Representatives which makes me president. Be there, be wild! As he put it on his Twitter feed. His supporters read this tweet and believed every word of what he said and showed up at the capitol on January 6th where they hoped to pressure Mike Pence into decertifying the electoral votes, an action that Pence has no authority to do under the constitution. When the rioters attempted to enter the building, they clashed with police officers, leading to the dramatic violence that we saw escalate on January 6th.
JUROR #12: That is just a fake story that the deep state and the fake news media want you to believe!
JUROR #4: Good job, now that we have heard both sides of the story, do you think we can reach a better conclusion?
JURORS #3 and #12 in unison: No!
JUROR #3: It is fine, it’s just that one of us is being uncooperative.
JUROR #12: No, he’s the one that’s being uncooperative!
JUROR #1: Thank you!
BAILIFF: No problem.
JUROR #12 (to Juror #7): No, you are the one who is taking a long time! We would all be out of here by now if you just changed your stupid vote to not guilty. Then we could all go home and forget about this!
JUROR #9 (to Juror #12): no, we are all waiting for you, not him!
JUROR #12: Oh, my bad. I misunderstood
JUROR #7: So does that mean you will change your vote from not guilty to guilty so we can all get out of here and forget about this?!
JUROR #12: No! The deep state is just paying you off to say that so you can sentence Trump to jail!
JUROR #7: (sighs)
JUROR #4: Now I know tensions are getting a little bit heated, so how about we take a vote on whether or not to take a 5-minute recess so we can all chill our nerves and come back in 5 minutes with a clear head so we can make a good verdict. Are you all in favor of a 5-minute break?!
ALL JURORS EXCEPT JUROR #12: Aye!
JUROR #4: All against?
JUROR #12: Nay!
JUROR #6 (to Juror 12): Come on! Are you just choosing to be difficult at this point?!
JUROR #8: Oh Juror #12, I heard that Alex Jones is outside and he wants to meet you!
JUROR #12: Oh boy, I better get out of this room quick
JUROR #8: Do not forget to close the door on the way out
JUROR #7: I’m down for anything we can do to get a unanimous vote now. I just want to get out of here so I can go on my date.
JUROR #8: Juror #3, you seem to get on Juror #12’s nerves the most, as he almost tried to beat you up and you stuck your tongues out at each other earlier, so you should lead this conversation by talking about how much you love Donald Trump.
JUROR #3: But I hate Donald Trump.
JUROR #8: It’s called acting. You just have to pretend that you love Donald Trump, and because he hates you, you can use reverse psychology to trick Juror #12 into hating Donald Trump.
JUROR #3: sigh OK.
Juror #8 exits the room.
JUROR #3: I guess I have to fake my way through this one. This will probably be the hardest fake of my life.
JUROR #3: cough cough Man, I am like Donald Trump’s Number 1 fan.
JUROR #1: Are you kidding me, you did not even get to go to CPAC to see the golden state of Donald Trump. I have photos of me getting on my knees and bowing in front of it
JUROR #3: And my favorite part of the whole CPAC event was when he dismissed Anthony Fauci. I hope Dr. Fauci burns in hell.
Juror #8 and Juror #12 enter the room.
JUROR #12: You hate Dr. Fauci too!
JUROR #3: Of course I do, I was the guy at that CPAC last week who was in the crowd who shouted “Dr. Facui, get bent!” when Donald Trump first brought up Dr. Fauci’s name in his speech
JUROR #12: Oh, that was my favorite part of the event! Along with that part where they had Donald Trump’s golden statue!
JUROR #3: We should carpool to CPAC together next year!
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #3): Pssst! I do not think your reverse psychology is working!
JUROR #11 (loudly whispering to juror #10): Well do you have a better idea as to how to get out of here sooner?
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #11): I suppose not.
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #3): Go ahead, keep trying to use reverse psychology on him and see if it works.
JUROR #3: I wholeheartedly agree with the theme of CPAC, Awake not woke!
JUROR #12: Me too
JUROR #3 and #12 chant together: “Awake not woke! Awake not woke! Awake not woke!”
JUROR #10 (to the Bailiff): What is this more important case about?
BALIFF: It’s about the important decision as to which day people on a leap day are legally allowed to first start drinking alcohol on, February 28th or March 1st, now get out of here!
JUROR #11 (with sarcasm): Because that decision sounds more important than whether or not a former president goes to jail over starting a coup attempt
BAILIFF: Quit it with the backtalk!
JUROR #1: Alright everybody, time’s up, we all have to vote now. If it were up to me, we would have more time to discuss this case, but it’s not, so we have to decide now. I’ll pass out the index cards and everyone will fill out their card, with “guilty” or “not guilty” and you will pass them back to me, and we will make the verdict.
BAILIFF: Because a guilty verdict requires a unanimous jury, the verdict is not guilty. I will go tell the Judge that the verdict is not guilty.
JUDGE: Mr. President!
TRUMP: Yay! I’m free to go back to Maro Lago!
The End
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JUDGE: Here ye, here ye, we now call to order the case of the United States vs. Donald Trump! How does the defendant plead?!
DONALD TRUMP: Not guilty, your honor.
JUDGE: Is the jury ready?
- The scene shows a bench with 12 jurors, 11 with pens in hands about to take notes. One juror, Juror #12, is fast asleep while wearing a MAGA hat and a Q-annon T-shirt, with his eyes shut and his head is lying on the desk while drooling.
JUDGE: And may I remind you that a unanimous vote is required to sentence Mr. Trump to prison for his role in the January 6th committee, meaning that a single nay vote will allow Trump to go free. Do you understand?
ALL JURORS EXCEPT JUROR #12: Yes, your honor!
BAILIFF: Everyone rise!
- All jurors except Juror #12 rise.
JUDGE: Without further adieu, let the trial begin.
NARRATOR: 3 hours later
JUDGE: Alright, that concludes our trial. The Bailiff may now escort our 12 jurors to the verdict room, where they will deliberate and reach their verdict.
- The Bailiff escorts the 11 awake jurors from the courtroom to the verdict room. When they are halfway to the verdict room, Juror #1, realizes that they forgot one juror on the bench in the courtroom. Juror #1 doubles back to the courtroom to tap a sound asleep Juror #12 on the shoulder. Juror #12 wakes up and follows Juror #1 to the verdict room, where the other ten jurors are all sitting impatiently, waiting for Juror #12 to arrive. The 12 jurors all sit together around an oval table.
- The 12 jurors all fill out their index cards and pass them back to Juror #1
JUROR #12: I did. Trump could not have done it!
JUROR #2 (to Juror #12): How do you know that? You were asleep during the whole trial!
JUROR #12: Trump was brave and testified to court, unlike the cowards who chose not to testify and plead the fifth several times!
JUROR #5 (to Juror #12): The courts subpenoaed Trump four times before he would come, and he pleaded the fifth six times during this trial. Trump even tried fleeing the country to get out of this. Do these actions sound like the actions of an innocent man to you?
JUROR #12: Trump only fled to Russia because Hunter Biden had a Ukrainian laptop with American secrets. He wanted to work with the Russians to invade Ukraine to stop Ukraine from invading America. It makes complete sense! Trump is the real president. The media has photoshopped Joe Biden’s face over the oval office to make people believe that Joe Biden is president. Trump is working with the Russians to stop Joe Biden and the Deep State from undermining his presidency!
JUROR #3 (to Juror #12): Who is the rightful president of the United States now, Donald Trump or Joe Biden?
JUROR #12: Donald Trump
JUROR #3 (to Juror #12): If Donald Trump is president right now, does that mean that it is Donald Trump’s fault that America had a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan?
JUROR #12: No, it is Joe Biden’s fault that America had a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.
JUROR #3: But I thought you said Donald Trump was president?
- Juror #12 cracks his knuckles and walks towards Juror #3, only for Juror #4 to gently grab Juror #12 by the waist to hold him back from attacking Juror #3. After Juror #12 is held back by Juror #4, Juror #12 sighs and sits back down.
JUROR #1 (to juror #4): I do not think that is necessary, but thank you for offering.
JUROR #4: Juror #12, you go first. Explain why you believe Trump is not guilty.
JUROR #12: In January 2020, the polls had Trump winning a 50-state electoral landslide against Joe Biden as said by Alex Jones at InfoWars. The entire deep state hated Trump's guts and wanted Joe Biden to win, but knew that Trump had no chance at losing the election, so they decided to cheat. So Adam Schiff and the Shifty Democrats paid Robert Muller to wiretap Trump’s phone and frame Trump for making a phone call to Ukraine. This fake phone call lead to the fraudulent impeachment of Trump which shot down Trump’s only chance at a 50 state landslide.
JUROR #9: I do not know where to start correcting that sentence.
JUROR #4: Thank you Juror #12 for telling your side of the story. Juror #3, do you want to tell your side of the story now?
JUROR #3: On the morning of November 7th, all of the mail-in ballots were counted, and Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election. Donald Trump urged his supporters to stop the steal, falsely claiming that someone had rigged the election. In December, he tweeted to his supporters where he ordered them to be at the Capitol on January 6th. Mike Pence, my vice president, will refuse to sign the electoral certification of the 2020 elections, thus sending it back to the House of Representatives which makes me president. Be there, be wild! As he put it on his Twitter feed. His supporters read this tweet and believed every word of what he said and showed up at the capitol on January 6th where they hoped to pressure Mike Pence into decertifying the electoral votes, an action that Pence has no authority to do under the constitution. When the rioters attempted to enter the building, they clashed with police officers, leading to the dramatic violence that we saw escalate on January 6th.
JUROR #12: That is just a fake story that the deep state and the fake news media want you to believe!
JUROR #4: Good job, now that we have heard both sides of the story, do you think we can reach a better conclusion?
JURORS #3 and #12 in unison: No!
- Jurors #3 and #12 lock their eyes, snarl, and crack their knuckles.
- Someone knocks on the door.
- The door opens and the Bailiff presents himself.
JUROR #3: It is fine, it’s just that one of us is being uncooperative.
JUROR #12: No, he’s the one that’s being uncooperative!
- Juror #3 and Juror #12 stick their tongues out at each other in unison.
JUROR #1: Thank you!
BAILIFF: No problem.
- The Bailiff walks out.
JUROR #12 (to Juror #7): No, you are the one who is taking a long time! We would all be out of here by now if you just changed your stupid vote to not guilty. Then we could all go home and forget about this!
JUROR #9 (to Juror #12): no, we are all waiting for you, not him!
JUROR #12: Oh, my bad. I misunderstood
JUROR #7: So does that mean you will change your vote from not guilty to guilty so we can all get out of here and forget about this?!
JUROR #12: No! The deep state is just paying you off to say that so you can sentence Trump to jail!
JUROR #7: (sighs)
JUROR #4: Now I know tensions are getting a little bit heated, so how about we take a vote on whether or not to take a 5-minute recess so we can all chill our nerves and come back in 5 minutes with a clear head so we can make a good verdict. Are you all in favor of a 5-minute break?!
ALL JURORS EXCEPT JUROR #12: Aye!
JUROR #4: All against?
JUROR #12: Nay!
JUROR #6 (to Juror 12): Come on! Are you just choosing to be difficult at this point?!
JUROR #8: Oh Juror #12, I heard that Alex Jones is outside and he wants to meet you!
JUROR #12: Oh boy, I better get out of this room quick
JUROR #8: Do not forget to close the door on the way out
- Juror #12 sprints out of the room, and Juror 8 locks the door
- All of the jurors except Juror #12 huddle in a circle and whisper to each other.
JUROR #7: I’m down for anything we can do to get a unanimous vote now. I just want to get out of here so I can go on my date.
JUROR #8: Juror #3, you seem to get on Juror #12’s nerves the most, as he almost tried to beat you up and you stuck your tongues out at each other earlier, so you should lead this conversation by talking about how much you love Donald Trump.
JUROR #3: But I hate Donald Trump.
JUROR #8: It’s called acting. You just have to pretend that you love Donald Trump, and because he hates you, you can use reverse psychology to trick Juror #12 into hating Donald Trump.
JUROR #3: sigh OK.
Juror #8 exits the room.
JUROR #3: I guess I have to fake my way through this one. This will probably be the hardest fake of my life.
JUROR #3: cough cough Man, I am like Donald Trump’s Number 1 fan.
JUROR #1: Are you kidding me, you did not even get to go to CPAC to see the golden state of Donald Trump. I have photos of me getting on my knees and bowing in front of it
JUROR #3: And my favorite part of the whole CPAC event was when he dismissed Anthony Fauci. I hope Dr. Fauci burns in hell.
Juror #8 and Juror #12 enter the room.
JUROR #12: You hate Dr. Fauci too!
JUROR #3: Of course I do, I was the guy at that CPAC last week who was in the crowd who shouted “Dr. Facui, get bent!” when Donald Trump first brought up Dr. Fauci’s name in his speech
JUROR #12: Oh, that was my favorite part of the event! Along with that part where they had Donald Trump’s golden statue!
JUROR #3: We should carpool to CPAC together next year!
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #3): Pssst! I do not think your reverse psychology is working!
JUROR #11 (loudly whispering to juror #10): Well do you have a better idea as to how to get out of here sooner?
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #11): I suppose not.
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #3): Go ahead, keep trying to use reverse psychology on him and see if it works.
JUROR #3: I wholeheartedly agree with the theme of CPAC, Awake not woke!
JUROR #12: Me too
JUROR #3 and #12 chant together: “Awake not woke! Awake not woke! Awake not woke!”
- Someone knocks on the door.
- The door opens and the Bailiff comes in.
JUROR #10 (to the Bailiff): What is this more important case about?
BALIFF: It’s about the important decision as to which day people on a leap day are legally allowed to first start drinking alcohol on, February 28th or March 1st, now get out of here!
JUROR #11 (with sarcasm): Because that decision sounds more important than whether or not a former president goes to jail over starting a coup attempt
BAILIFF: Quit it with the backtalk!
JUROR #1: Alright everybody, time’s up, we all have to vote now. If it were up to me, we would have more time to discuss this case, but it’s not, so we have to decide now. I’ll pass out the index cards and everyone will fill out their card, with “guilty” or “not guilty” and you will pass them back to me, and we will make the verdict.
- All 12 jurors fill out their cards and pass them back to Juror #1.
BAILIFF: Because a guilty verdict requires a unanimous jury, the verdict is not guilty. I will go tell the Judge that the verdict is not guilty.
- The Bailiff walks to the Judge who is asleep in his chair and Donald Trump who is asleep and in restraints in the defense witness chair.
JUDGE: Mr. President!
- Trump is still sleeping. The judge bangs his gavel which wakes Trump up.
TRUMP: Yay! I’m free to go back to Maro Lago!
The End
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2023.06.11 03:54 Due_Transition_8335 Season 3 ranking
Nobody should be surprised the Jakovasaurs are really annoying and I know that's the point but that doesn't make them any less annoying but Cartman trying his hardest to keep them around was kinda funny
2/10
It's just music. The music is good, charming, and pretty funny but it's still music
6/10
Korn being The Scooby gang was neat and it has a neat plot. Not much to really it's just a fun watch
7.8/10
This is the last time we see Starvin' Marvin and it's a pretty good way for him to go out. The story as always is pretty good and the last line where the boys lie about visiting him again is pretty funny.
8/10
The boys starting beef between Craig and Tweek is pretty fun and so is the Mr. Adler side plot
8.1/10
Really good Randy episode he learns a pretty good life lesson and the episode are pretty fun overall
8.4/10
Mark being confused by everything in regular school is funny as hell and the Kyle and Rebecca plotline starts off pretty heartwarming but as always falls to shitbecause Kyle gets no bitches
8.8/10
I like how pissed Mr. Garrison gets when the kids start speaking Japanese, and the plot is pretty creative even if it's no longer accurate
8.9/10
I only watched this episode because in Pip's prominence thingy, it said he sued Cartman for sexual harassment.....and he did It's really fucking funny nothing more nothing less no context for you
9/10
8 . Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus:
It's just a stronger character moment for good old Jesus and it's the first time we see god also Stan asking about his period was funny
9.3
Chef's parents are the fucking best! Oh and everything was great twoalso leave me alone Loch Ness Monster you aren't getting my tree fiddy
9.6
Cartman makes a bet that the Confederacy in the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle will win so he leads the drunken army into trying to take over the world. Do I need to say more?
10/10
5/4/3. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub:
This is the first time Butters plays an important role, the first time we see Dougie, the first episode where the boys become jolly good blocks with Pip, and it's the second episode in the meteor shower plotline. This episode is really fucking funny, Stan begging his parents to not leave him with Pip, Butters, and Dougieaka the Melvins had me dying, Gerald acting like he's Randy's wife for no reason was amazing, Dougie being totally obvious to the danger everyone is in being more worried about being a news reporter, and Stan's speech at the end when he learns that just because Pip and Butters are different doesn't make them any less human only for him to pretend like he never said when Kyle shows up but luckily after this episode Pip becomes pals with the main boys.
10/10 but more
5/4/3. Jewbilee:
Another Kenny episode. Him dying to save the Jews even after they were mean to him is a nice character moment, Moses being this flying head that wants random art pieces for no reason is funny, and a bear taking a bunch of the kids to bring them to her sons birthday was a sweet plot twist for a funny side plot
10/10 but more
5/4/3. Cat Orgy:
Cartman trying to get back at Shelly for being a mean babysitter, Shelly singing a really good, long Mr./Mrs. Kitty well....it's in the title of the episode, and Cartman not only making peace with Shelly but doing something nice for her was great.
10/10 but more
Mr. Garrison is mad that his father didn't rape him......
11/10
The first episode that I would truly call a Kenny episode. Kelly being this weird but cute girl wasn't what I was expecting but I'm happy we got this, Kenny jumping in front of bullets to protect Kelly, Kelly actually trying to save Kenny, and Kelly picking her nose like every 5 seconds were great. Plus every second of this amazing episode in this amazing season brought me joy
15/10
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2/10
It's just music. The music is good, charming, and pretty funny but it's still music
6/10
Korn being The Scooby gang was neat and it has a neat plot. Not much to really it's just a fun watch
7.8/10
This is the last time we see Starvin' Marvin and it's a pretty good way for him to go out. The story as always is pretty good and the last line where the boys lie about visiting him again is pretty funny.
8/10
The boys starting beef between Craig and Tweek is pretty fun and so is the Mr. Adler side plot
8.1/10
Really good Randy episode he learns a pretty good life lesson and the episode are pretty fun overall
8.4/10
Mark being confused by everything in regular school is funny as hell and the Kyle and Rebecca plotline starts off pretty heartwarming but as always falls to shit
8.8/10
I like how pissed Mr. Garrison gets when the kids start speaking Japanese, and the plot is pretty creative even if it's no longer accurate
8.9/10
9/10
8 . Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus:
It's just a stronger character moment for good old Jesus and it's the first time we see god also Stan asking about his period was funny
9.3
Chef's parents are the fucking best! Oh and everything was great two
9.6
Cartman makes a bet that the Confederacy in the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle will win so he leads the drunken army into trying to take over the world. Do I need to say more?
10/10
5/4/3. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub:
This is the first time Butters plays an important role, the first time we see Dougie, the first episode where the boys become jolly good blocks with Pip, and it's the second episode in the meteor shower plotline. This episode is really fucking funny, Stan begging his parents to not leave him with Pip, Butters, and Dougie
10/10 but more
5/4/3. Jewbilee:
Another Kenny episode. Him dying to save the Jews even after they were mean to him is a nice character moment, Moses being this flying head that wants random art pieces for no reason is funny, and a bear taking a bunch of the kids to bring them to her sons birthday was a sweet plot twist for a funny side plot
10/10 but more
5/4/3. Cat Orgy:
Cartman trying to get back at Shelly for being a mean babysitter, Shelly singing a really good, long Mr./Mrs. Kitty well....
10/10 but more
Mr. Garrison is mad that his father didn't rape him......
11/10
The first episode that I would truly call a Kenny episode. Kelly being this weird but cute girl wasn't what I was expecting but I'm happy we got this, Kenny jumping in front of bullets to protect Kelly, Kelly actually trying to save Kenny, and Kelly picking her nose like every 5 seconds were great. Plus every second of this amazing episode in this amazing season brought me joy
15/10
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2023.06.11 03:52 No_Consideration5972 Keeping hammy cool this summer?
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2023.06.11 03:50 crocodilesareforwimp Condo fan coil (or thermostat) not doing a great job keeping the place comfortably cool
Full disclosure I am very new to this so please bear with me. I’m giving as much detail as I can because I’m not sure what is and isn’t relevant.
Moved into a 2+1 condo with a fan coil unit and an oldish Honeywell thermostat (10-15 years maybe?) earlier this year. I found the AC wasn’t working (air never felt cool coming out of the vent) so I called the company that does the work in our building and they came quickly enough and replaced an actuator which controls a valve that he said was busted. He showed me the part so I don’t really doubt him, plus we had cool air after that so whatever. Overpriced service but at least it was fixed.
However it seems to struggle to maintain a comfortable temperature in my apartment and the thermostat shuts off the fan before it’s comfortable in here. I might set it to 72 and it turns off the air at 74 but it still feels hot. And I think you’re not supposed to but I find I have to lower the target temperature to keep it blowing cold air. Even then when it’s hot out and/or the sun is shining right into my windows (have to make sure to close blinds when that happens but that’s presumably normal…) it feels warm and the thermostat reads maybe 75 plus and it still shuts off the fan. Now I know that a thermostat is supposed to do these kinds of things but I mean it’s not really succeeding at keeping it comfortable in here. And this is just the beginning of a hot city summer here.
Additionally the fan coil is in the living area. The room on the other side of the wall feels the coolest, and maybe even too cold sometimes; probably messing with the thermostat doesn’t help there. The room on the far side (main bedroom) and the den on the opposite corner don’t seem to get much air from the vent and are more uncomfortable.
We do tend to like it cooler, maybe around 72 or 73. I saw something that said 75 is recommended but that just seems too warm to me.
So is my thermostat trash and I just need to get a new one (been thinking about an Ecobee or something similar) or is the fan coil just weak, or are the vents clogged or what? Or is this the best I can realistically achieve with this setup?
Maybes a smart thermostats with additional sensors for each room might help?
Thank you
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Moved into a 2+1 condo with a fan coil unit and an oldish Honeywell thermostat (10-15 years maybe?) earlier this year. I found the AC wasn’t working (air never felt cool coming out of the vent) so I called the company that does the work in our building and they came quickly enough and replaced an actuator which controls a valve that he said was busted. He showed me the part so I don’t really doubt him, plus we had cool air after that so whatever. Overpriced service but at least it was fixed.
However it seems to struggle to maintain a comfortable temperature in my apartment and the thermostat shuts off the fan before it’s comfortable in here. I might set it to 72 and it turns off the air at 74 but it still feels hot. And I think you’re not supposed to but I find I have to lower the target temperature to keep it blowing cold air. Even then when it’s hot out and/or the sun is shining right into my windows (have to make sure to close blinds when that happens but that’s presumably normal…) it feels warm and the thermostat reads maybe 75 plus and it still shuts off the fan. Now I know that a thermostat is supposed to do these kinds of things but I mean it’s not really succeeding at keeping it comfortable in here. And this is just the beginning of a hot city summer here.
Additionally the fan coil is in the living area. The room on the other side of the wall feels the coolest, and maybe even too cold sometimes; probably messing with the thermostat doesn’t help there. The room on the far side (main bedroom) and the den on the opposite corner don’t seem to get much air from the vent and are more uncomfortable.
We do tend to like it cooler, maybe around 72 or 73. I saw something that said 75 is recommended but that just seems too warm to me.
So is my thermostat trash and I just need to get a new one (been thinking about an Ecobee or something similar) or is the fan coil just weak, or are the vents clogged or what? Or is this the best I can realistically achieve with this setup?
Maybes a smart thermostats with additional sensors for each room might help?
Thank you
2023.06.11 03:47 mixtape_holly First Batch of Gamers Decide Articles
Here is my first batch of Gamers Decide articles about Minecraft. I write about Minecraft Bedrock, providing information on cool add-ons, differences between versions and so much more!
[Top 5] Minecraft Bedrock Best Level for Diamond
[Top 3] Minecraft Bedrock Best Level for Iron
Minecraft Bedrock vs. Java: Top 10 Differences
[Top 20] Minecraft Bedrock Best Mods
[Top 20] Minecraft Bedrock Seeds That Are Fun
Feel free to offer feedback or suggestions :)
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[Top 5] Minecraft Bedrock Best Level for Diamond
[Top 3] Minecraft Bedrock Best Level for Iron
Minecraft Bedrock vs. Java: Top 10 Differences
[Top 20] Minecraft Bedrock Best Mods
[Top 20] Minecraft Bedrock Seeds That Are Fun
Feel free to offer feedback or suggestions :)
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2023.06.11 03:42 Edward2704 SNL skit idea: Trump trial jury verdict room with one delusional Trumpist juror and 11 rational jurors
LIZ CHENEY: Your honor, I would like to present the criminal indictment from the January 6th committee. This indictment suggests that Trump spend time in prison for his role in the January 6th insurrection.
JUDGE: Here ye, here ye, we now call to order the case of the United States vs. Donald Trump! How does the defendant plead?!
DONALD TRUMP: Not guilty, your honor.
JUDGE: Is the jury ready?
JUDGE: And may I remind you that a unanimous vote is required to sentence Mr. Trump to prison for his role in the January 6th committee, meaning that a single nay vote will allow Trump to go free. Do you understand?
ALL JURORS EXCEPT JUROR #12: Yes, your honor!
BAILIFF: Everyone rise!
JUDGE: Without further adieu, let the trial begin.
NARRATOR: 3 hours later
JUDGE: Alright, that concludes our trial. The Bailiff may now escort our 12 jurors to the verdict room, where they will deliberate and reach their verdict.
JUROR #12: I did. Trump could not have done it!
JUROR #2 (to Juror #12): How do you know that? You were asleep during the whole trial!
JUROR #12: Trump was brave and testified to court, unlike the cowards who chose not to testify and plead the fifth several times!
JUROR #5 (to Juror #12): The courts subpenoaed Trump four times before he would come, and he pleaded the fifth six times during this trial. Trump even tried fleeing the country to get out of this. Do these actions sound like the actions of an innocent man to you?
JUROR #12: Trump only fled to Russia because Hunter Biden had a Ukrainian laptop with American secrets. He wanted to work with the Russians to invade Ukraine to stop Ukraine from invading America. It makes complete sense! Trump is the real president. The media has photoshopped Joe Biden’s face over the oval office to make people believe that Joe Biden is president. Trump is working with the Russians to stop Joe Biden and the Deep State from undermining his presidency!
JUROR #3 (to Juror #12): Who is the rightful president of the United States now, Donald Trump or Joe Biden?
JUROR #12: Donald Trump
JUROR #3 (to Juror #12): If Donald Trump is president right now, does that mean that it is Donald Trump’s fault that America had a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan?
JUROR #12: No, it is Joe Biden’s fault that America had a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.
JUROR #3: But I thought you said Donald Trump was president?
JUROR #1 (to juror #4): I do not think that is necessary, but thank you for offering.
JUROR #4: Juror #12, you go first. Explain why you believe Trump is not guilty.
JUROR #12: In January 2020, the polls had Trump winning a 50-state electoral landslide against Joe Biden as said by Alex Jones at InfoWars. The entire deep state hated Trump's guts and wanted Joe Biden to win, but knew that Trump had no chance at losing the election, so they decided to cheat. So Adam Schiff and the Shifty Democrats paid Robert Muller to wiretap Trump’s phone and frame Trump for making a phone call to Ukraine. This fake phone call lead to the fraudulent impeachment of Trump which shot down Trump’s only chance at a 50 state landslide.
JUROR #9: I do not know where to start correcting that sentence.
JUROR #4: Thank you Juror #12 for telling your side of the story. Juror #3, do you want to tell your side of the story now?
JUROR #3: On the morning of November 7th, all of the mail-in ballots were counted, and Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election. Donald Trump urged his supporters to stop the steal, falsely claiming that someone had rigged the election. In December, he tweeted to his supporters where he ordered them to be at the Capitol on January 6th. Mike Pence, my vice president, will refuse to sign the electoral certification of the 2020 elections, thus sending it back to the House of Representatives which makes me president. Be there, be wild! As he put it on his Twitter feed. His supporters read this tweet and believed every word of what he said and showed up at the capitol on January 6th where they hoped to pressure Mike Pence into decertifying the electoral votes, an action that Pence has no authority to do under the constitution. When the rioters attempted to enter the building, they clashed with police officers, leading to the dramatic violence that we saw escalate on January 6th.
JUROR #12: That is just a fake story that the deep state and the fake news media want you to believe!
JUROR #4: Good job, now that we have heard both sides of the story, do you think we can reach a better conclusion?
JURORS #3 and #12 in unison: No!
JUROR #3: It is fine, it’s just that one of us is being uncooperative.
JUROR #12: No, he’s the one that’s being uncooperative!
JUROR #1: Thank you!
BAILIFF: No problem.
JUROR #12 (to Juror #7): No, you are the one who is taking a long time! We would all be out of here by now if you just changed your stupid vote to not guilty. Then we could all go home and forget about this!
JUROR #9 (to Juror #12): no, we are all waiting for you, not him!
JUROR #12: Oh, my bad. I misunderstood
JUROR #7: So does that mean you will change your vote from not guilty to guilty so we can all get out of here and forget about this?!
JUROR #12: No! The deep state is just paying you off to say that so you can sentence Trump to jail!
JUROR #7: (sighs)
JUROR #4: Now I know tensions are getting a little bit heated, so how about we take a vote on whether or not to take a 5-minute recess so we can all chill our nerves and come back in 5 minutes with a clear head so we can make a good verdict. Are you all in favor of a 5-minute break?!
ALL JURORS EXCEPT JUROR #12: Aye!
JUROR #4: All against?
JUROR #12: Nay!
JUROR #6 (to Juror 12): Come on! Are you just choosing to be difficult at this point?!
JUROR #8: Oh Juror #12, I heard that Alex Jones is outside and he wants to meet you!
JUROR #12: Oh boy, I better get out of this room quick
JUROR #8: Do not forget to close the door on the way out
JUROR #7: I’m down for anything we can do to get a unanimous vote now. I just want to get out of here so I can go on my date.
JUROR #8: Juror #3, you seem to get on Juror #12’s nerves the most, as he almost tried to beat you up and you stuck your tongues out at each other earlier, so you should lead this conversation by talking about how much you love Donald Trump.
JUROR #3: But I hate Donald Trump.
JUROR #8: It’s called acting. You just have to pretend that you love Donald Trump, and because he hates you, you can use reverse psychology to trick Juror #12 into hating Donald Trump.
JUROR #3: sigh OK.
Juror #8 exits the room.
JUROR #3: I guess I have to fake my way through this one. This will probably be the hardest fake of my life.
JUROR #3: cough cough Man, I am like Donald Trump’s Number 1 fan.
JUROR #1: Are you kidding me, you did not even get to go to CPAC to see the golden state of Donald Trump. I have photos of me getting on my knees and bowing in front of it
JUROR #3: And my favorite part of the whole CPAC event was when he dismissed Anthony Fauci. I hope Dr. Fauci burns in hell.
Juror #8 and Juror #12 enter the room.
JUROR #12: You hate Dr. Fauci too!
JUROR #3: Of course I do, I was the guy at that CPAC last week who was in the crowd who shouted “Dr. Facui, get bent!” when Donald Trump first brought up Dr. Fauci’s name in his speech
JUROR #12: Oh, that was my favorite part of the event! Along with that part where they had Donald Trump’s golden statue!
JUROR #3: We should carpool to CPAC together next year!
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #3): Pssst! I do not think your reverse psychology is working!
JUROR #11 (loudly whispering to juror #10): Well do you have a better idea as to how to get out of here sooner?
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #11): I suppose not.
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #3): Go ahead, keep trying to use reverse psychology on him and see if it works.
JUROR #3: I wholeheartedly agree with the theme of CPAC, Awake not woke!
JUROR #12: Me too
JUROR #3 and #12 chant together: “Awake not woke! Awake not woke! Awake not woke!”
JUROR #10 (to the Bailiff): What is this more important case about?
BALIFF: It’s about the important decision as to which day people on a leap day are legally allowed to first start drinking alcohol on, February 28th or March 1st, now get out of here!
JUROR #11 (with sarcasm): Because that decision sounds more important than whether or not a former president goes to jail over starting a coup attempt
BAILIFF: Quit it with the backtalk!
JUROR #1: Alright everybody, time’s up, we all have to vote now. If it were up to me, we would have more time to discuss this case, but it’s not, so we have to decide now. I’ll pass out the index cards and everyone will fill out their card, with “guilty” or “not guilty” and you will pass them back to me, and we will make the verdict.
BAILIFF: Because a guilty verdict requires a unanimous jury, the verdict is not guilty. I will go tell the Judge that the verdict is not guilty.
JUDGE: Mr. President!
TRUMP: Yay! I’m free to go back to Maro Lago!
The End
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JUDGE: Here ye, here ye, we now call to order the case of the United States vs. Donald Trump! How does the defendant plead?!
DONALD TRUMP: Not guilty, your honor.
JUDGE: Is the jury ready?
- The scene shows a bench with 12 jurors, 11 with pens in hands about to take notes. One juror, Juror #12, is fast asleep while wearing a MAGA hat and a Q-annon T-shirt, with his eyes shut and his head is lying on the desk while drooling.
JUDGE: And may I remind you that a unanimous vote is required to sentence Mr. Trump to prison for his role in the January 6th committee, meaning that a single nay vote will allow Trump to go free. Do you understand?
ALL JURORS EXCEPT JUROR #12: Yes, your honor!
BAILIFF: Everyone rise!
- All jurors except Juror #12 rise.
JUDGE: Without further adieu, let the trial begin.
NARRATOR: 3 hours later
JUDGE: Alright, that concludes our trial. The Bailiff may now escort our 12 jurors to the verdict room, where they will deliberate and reach their verdict.
- The Bailiff escorts the 11 awake jurors from the courtroom to the verdict room. When they are halfway to the verdict room, Juror #1, realizes that they forgot one juror on the bench in the courtroom. Juror #1 doubles back to the courtroom to tap a sound asleep Juror #12 on the shoulder. Juror #12 wakes up and follows Juror #1 to the verdict room, where the other ten jurors are all sitting impatiently, waiting for Juror #12 to arrive. The 12 jurors all sit together around an oval table.
- The 12 jurors all fill out their index cards and pass them back to Juror #1
JUROR #12: I did. Trump could not have done it!
JUROR #2 (to Juror #12): How do you know that? You were asleep during the whole trial!
JUROR #12: Trump was brave and testified to court, unlike the cowards who chose not to testify and plead the fifth several times!
JUROR #5 (to Juror #12): The courts subpenoaed Trump four times before he would come, and he pleaded the fifth six times during this trial. Trump even tried fleeing the country to get out of this. Do these actions sound like the actions of an innocent man to you?
JUROR #12: Trump only fled to Russia because Hunter Biden had a Ukrainian laptop with American secrets. He wanted to work with the Russians to invade Ukraine to stop Ukraine from invading America. It makes complete sense! Trump is the real president. The media has photoshopped Joe Biden’s face over the oval office to make people believe that Joe Biden is president. Trump is working with the Russians to stop Joe Biden and the Deep State from undermining his presidency!
JUROR #3 (to Juror #12): Who is the rightful president of the United States now, Donald Trump or Joe Biden?
JUROR #12: Donald Trump
JUROR #3 (to Juror #12): If Donald Trump is president right now, does that mean that it is Donald Trump’s fault that America had a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan?
JUROR #12: No, it is Joe Biden’s fault that America had a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.
JUROR #3: But I thought you said Donald Trump was president?
- Juror #12 cracks his knuckles and walks towards Juror #3, only for Juror #4 to gently grab Juror #12 by the waist to hold him back from attacking Juror #3. After Juror #12 is held back by Juror #4, Juror #12 sighs and sits back down.
JUROR #1 (to juror #4): I do not think that is necessary, but thank you for offering.
JUROR #4: Juror #12, you go first. Explain why you believe Trump is not guilty.
JUROR #12: In January 2020, the polls had Trump winning a 50-state electoral landslide against Joe Biden as said by Alex Jones at InfoWars. The entire deep state hated Trump's guts and wanted Joe Biden to win, but knew that Trump had no chance at losing the election, so they decided to cheat. So Adam Schiff and the Shifty Democrats paid Robert Muller to wiretap Trump’s phone and frame Trump for making a phone call to Ukraine. This fake phone call lead to the fraudulent impeachment of Trump which shot down Trump’s only chance at a 50 state landslide.
JUROR #9: I do not know where to start correcting that sentence.
JUROR #4: Thank you Juror #12 for telling your side of the story. Juror #3, do you want to tell your side of the story now?
JUROR #3: On the morning of November 7th, all of the mail-in ballots were counted, and Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election. Donald Trump urged his supporters to stop the steal, falsely claiming that someone had rigged the election. In December, he tweeted to his supporters where he ordered them to be at the Capitol on January 6th. Mike Pence, my vice president, will refuse to sign the electoral certification of the 2020 elections, thus sending it back to the House of Representatives which makes me president. Be there, be wild! As he put it on his Twitter feed. His supporters read this tweet and believed every word of what he said and showed up at the capitol on January 6th where they hoped to pressure Mike Pence into decertifying the electoral votes, an action that Pence has no authority to do under the constitution. When the rioters attempted to enter the building, they clashed with police officers, leading to the dramatic violence that we saw escalate on January 6th.
JUROR #12: That is just a fake story that the deep state and the fake news media want you to believe!
JUROR #4: Good job, now that we have heard both sides of the story, do you think we can reach a better conclusion?
JURORS #3 and #12 in unison: No!
- Jurors #3 and #12 lock their eyes, snarl, and crack their knuckles.
- Someone knocks on the door.
- The door opens and the Bailiff presents himself.
JUROR #3: It is fine, it’s just that one of us is being uncooperative.
JUROR #12: No, he’s the one that’s being uncooperative!
- Juror #3 and Juror #12 stick their tongues out at each other in unison.
JUROR #1: Thank you!
BAILIFF: No problem.
- The Bailiff walks out.
JUROR #12 (to Juror #7): No, you are the one who is taking a long time! We would all be out of here by now if you just changed your stupid vote to not guilty. Then we could all go home and forget about this!
JUROR #9 (to Juror #12): no, we are all waiting for you, not him!
JUROR #12: Oh, my bad. I misunderstood
JUROR #7: So does that mean you will change your vote from not guilty to guilty so we can all get out of here and forget about this?!
JUROR #12: No! The deep state is just paying you off to say that so you can sentence Trump to jail!
JUROR #7: (sighs)
JUROR #4: Now I know tensions are getting a little bit heated, so how about we take a vote on whether or not to take a 5-minute recess so we can all chill our nerves and come back in 5 minutes with a clear head so we can make a good verdict. Are you all in favor of a 5-minute break?!
ALL JURORS EXCEPT JUROR #12: Aye!
JUROR #4: All against?
JUROR #12: Nay!
JUROR #6 (to Juror 12): Come on! Are you just choosing to be difficult at this point?!
JUROR #8: Oh Juror #12, I heard that Alex Jones is outside and he wants to meet you!
JUROR #12: Oh boy, I better get out of this room quick
JUROR #8: Do not forget to close the door on the way out
- Juror #12 sprints out of the room, and Juror 8 locks the door
- All of the jurors except Juror #12 huddle in a circle and whisper to each other.
JUROR #7: I’m down for anything we can do to get a unanimous vote now. I just want to get out of here so I can go on my date.
JUROR #8: Juror #3, you seem to get on Juror #12’s nerves the most, as he almost tried to beat you up and you stuck your tongues out at each other earlier, so you should lead this conversation by talking about how much you love Donald Trump.
JUROR #3: But I hate Donald Trump.
JUROR #8: It’s called acting. You just have to pretend that you love Donald Trump, and because he hates you, you can use reverse psychology to trick Juror #12 into hating Donald Trump.
JUROR #3: sigh OK.
Juror #8 exits the room.
JUROR #3: I guess I have to fake my way through this one. This will probably be the hardest fake of my life.
JUROR #3: cough cough Man, I am like Donald Trump’s Number 1 fan.
JUROR #1: Are you kidding me, you did not even get to go to CPAC to see the golden state of Donald Trump. I have photos of me getting on my knees and bowing in front of it
JUROR #3: And my favorite part of the whole CPAC event was when he dismissed Anthony Fauci. I hope Dr. Fauci burns in hell.
Juror #8 and Juror #12 enter the room.
JUROR #12: You hate Dr. Fauci too!
JUROR #3: Of course I do, I was the guy at that CPAC last week who was in the crowd who shouted “Dr. Facui, get bent!” when Donald Trump first brought up Dr. Fauci’s name in his speech
JUROR #12: Oh, that was my favorite part of the event! Along with that part where they had Donald Trump’s golden statue!
JUROR #3: We should carpool to CPAC together next year!
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #3): Pssst! I do not think your reverse psychology is working!
JUROR #11 (loudly whispering to juror #10): Well do you have a better idea as to how to get out of here sooner?
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #11): I suppose not.
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #3): Go ahead, keep trying to use reverse psychology on him and see if it works.
JUROR #3: I wholeheartedly agree with the theme of CPAC, Awake not woke!
JUROR #12: Me too
JUROR #3 and #12 chant together: “Awake not woke! Awake not woke! Awake not woke!”
- Someone knocks on the door.
- The door opens and the Bailiff comes in.
JUROR #10 (to the Bailiff): What is this more important case about?
BALIFF: It’s about the important decision as to which day people on a leap day are legally allowed to first start drinking alcohol on, February 28th or March 1st, now get out of here!
JUROR #11 (with sarcasm): Because that decision sounds more important than whether or not a former president goes to jail over starting a coup attempt
BAILIFF: Quit it with the backtalk!
JUROR #1: Alright everybody, time’s up, we all have to vote now. If it were up to me, we would have more time to discuss this case, but it’s not, so we have to decide now. I’ll pass out the index cards and everyone will fill out their card, with “guilty” or “not guilty” and you will pass them back to me, and we will make the verdict.
- All 12 jurors fill out their cards and pass them back to Juror #1.
BAILIFF: Because a guilty verdict requires a unanimous jury, the verdict is not guilty. I will go tell the Judge that the verdict is not guilty.
- The Bailiff walks to the Judge who is asleep in his chair and Donald Trump who is asleep and in restraints in the defense witness chair.
JUDGE: Mr. President!
- Trump is still sleeping. The judge bangs his gavel which wakes Trump up.
TRUMP: Yay! I’m free to go back to Maro Lago!
The End
2023.06.11 03:42 Edward2704 SNL skit idea: Trump trial jury verdict room with one delusional Trumpist juror and 11 rational jurors
LIZ CHENEY: Your honor, I would like to present the criminal indictment from the January 6th committee. This indictment suggests that Trump spend time in prison for his role in the January 6th insurrection.
JUDGE: Here ye, here ye, we now call to order the case of the United States vs. Donald Trump! How does the defendant plead?!
DONALD TRUMP: Not guilty, your honor.
JUDGE: Is the jury ready?
JUDGE: And may I remind you that a unanimous vote is required to sentence Mr. Trump to prison for his role in the January 6th committee, meaning that a single nay vote will allow Trump to go free. Do you understand?
ALL JURORS EXCEPT JUROR #12: Yes, your honor!
BAILIFF: Everyone rise!
JUDGE: Without further adieu, let the trial begin.
NARRATOR: 3 hours later
JUDGE: Alright, that concludes our trial. The Bailiff may now escort our 12 jurors to the verdict room, where they will deliberate and reach their verdict.
JUROR #12: I did. Trump could not have done it!
JUROR #2 (to Juror #12): How do you know that? You were asleep during the whole trial!
JUROR #12: Trump was brave and testified to court, unlike the cowards who chose not to testify and plead the fifth several times!
JUROR #5 (to Juror #12): The courts subpenoaed Trump four times before he would come, and he pleaded the fifth six times during this trial. Trump even tried fleeing the country to get out of this. Do these actions sound like the actions of an innocent man to you?
JUROR #12: Trump only fled to Russia because Hunter Biden had a Ukrainian laptop with American secrets. He wanted to work with the Russians to invade Ukraine to stop Ukraine from invading America. It makes complete sense! Trump is the real president. The media has photoshopped Joe Biden’s face over the oval office to make people believe that Joe Biden is president. Trump is working with the Russians to stop Joe Biden and the Deep State from undermining his presidency!
JUROR #3 (to Juror #12): Who is the rightful president of the United States now, Donald Trump or Joe Biden?
JUROR #12: Donald Trump
JUROR #3 (to Juror #12): If Donald Trump is president right now, does that mean that it is Donald Trump’s fault that America had a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan?
JUROR #12: No, it is Joe Biden’s fault that America had a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.
JUROR #3: But I thought you said Donald Trump was president?
JUROR #1 (to juror #4): I do not think that is necessary, but thank you for offering.
JUROR #4: Juror #12, you go first. Explain why you believe Trump is not guilty.
JUROR #12: In January 2020, the polls had Trump winning a 50-state electoral landslide against Joe Biden as said by Alex Jones at InfoWars. The entire deep state hated Trump's guts and wanted Joe Biden to win, but knew that Trump had no chance at losing the election, so they decided to cheat. So Adam Schiff and the Shifty Democrats paid Robert Muller to wiretap Trump’s phone and frame Trump for making a phone call to Ukraine. This fake phone call lead to the fraudulent impeachment of Trump which shot down Trump’s only chance at a 50 state landslide.
JUROR #9: I do not know where to start correcting that sentence.
JUROR #4: Thank you Juror #12 for telling your side of the story. Juror #3, do you want to tell your side of the story now?
JUROR #3: On the morning of November 7th, all of the mail-in ballots were counted, and Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election. Donald Trump urged his supporters to stop the steal, falsely claiming that someone had rigged the election. In December, he tweeted to his supporters where he ordered them to be at the Capitol on January 6th. Mike Pence, my vice president, will refuse to sign the electoral certification of the 2020 elections, thus sending it back to the House of Representatives which makes me president. Be there, be wild! As he put it on his Twitter feed. His supporters read this tweet and believed every word of what he said and showed up at the capitol on January 6th where they hoped to pressure Mike Pence into decertifying the electoral votes, an action that Pence has no authority to do under the constitution. When the rioters attempted to enter the building, they clashed with police officers, leading to the dramatic violence that we saw escalate on January 6th.
JUROR #12: That is just a fake story that the deep state and the fake news media want you to believe!
JUROR #4: Good job, now that we have heard both sides of the story, do you think we can reach a better conclusion?
JURORS #3 and #12 in unison: No!
JUROR #3: It is fine, it’s just that one of us is being uncooperative.
JUROR #12: No, he’s the one that’s being uncooperative!
JUROR #1: Thank you!
BAILIFF: No problem.
JUROR #12 (to Juror #7): No, you are the one who is taking a long time! We would all be out of here by now if you just changed your stupid vote to not guilty. Then we could all go home and forget about this!
JUROR #9 (to Juror #12): no, we are all waiting for you, not him!
JUROR #12: Oh, my bad. I misunderstood
JUROR #7: So does that mean you will change your vote from not guilty to guilty so we can all get out of here and forget about this?!
JUROR #12: No! The deep state is just paying you off to say that so you can sentence Trump to jail!
JUROR #7: (sighs)
JUROR #4: Now I know tensions are getting a little bit heated, so how about we take a vote on whether or not to take a 5-minute recess so we can all chill our nerves and come back in 5 minutes with a clear head so we can make a good verdict. Are you all in favor of a 5-minute break?!
ALL JURORS EXCEPT JUROR #12: Aye!
JUROR #4: All against?
JUROR #12: Nay!
JUROR #6 (to Juror 12): Come on! Are you just choosing to be difficult at this point?!
JUROR #8: Oh Juror #12, I heard that Alex Jones is outside and he wants to meet you!
JUROR #12: Oh boy, I better get out of this room quick
JUROR #8: Do not forget to close the door on the way out
JUROR #7: I’m down for anything we can do to get a unanimous vote now. I just want to get out of here so I can go on my date.
JUROR #8: Juror #3, you seem to get on Juror #12’s nerves the most, as he almost tried to beat you up and you stuck your tongues out at each other earlier, so you should lead this conversation by talking about how much you love Donald Trump.
JUROR #3: But I hate Donald Trump.
JUROR #8: It’s called acting. You just have to pretend that you love Donald Trump, and because he hates you, you can use reverse psychology to trick Juror #12 into hating Donald Trump.
JUROR #3: sigh OK.
Juror #8 exits the room.
JUROR #3: I guess I have to fake my way through this one. This will probably be the hardest fake of my life.
JUROR #3: cough cough Man, I am like Donald Trump’s Number 1 fan.
JUROR #1: Are you kidding me, you did not even get to go to CPAC to see the golden state of Donald Trump. I have photos of me getting on my knees and bowing in front of it
JUROR #3: And my favorite part of the whole CPAC event was when he dismissed Anthony Fauci. I hope Dr. Fauci burns in hell.
Juror #8 and Juror #12 enter the room.
JUROR #12: You hate Dr. Fauci too!
JUROR #3: Of course I do, I was the guy at that CPAC last week who was in the crowd who shouted “Dr. Facui, get bent!” when Donald Trump first brought up Dr. Fauci’s name in his speech
JUROR #12: Oh, that was my favorite part of the event! Along with that part where they had Donald Trump’s golden statue!
JUROR #3: We should carpool to CPAC together next year!
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #3): Pssst! I do not think your reverse psychology is working!
JUROR #11 (loudly whispering to juror #10): Well do you have a better idea as to how to get out of here sooner?
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #11): I suppose not.
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #3): Go ahead, keep trying to use reverse psychology on him and see if it works.
JUROR #3: I wholeheartedly agree with the theme of CPAC, Awake not woke!
JUROR #12: Me too
JUROR #3 and #12 chant together: “Awake not woke! Awake not woke! Awake not woke!”
JUROR #10 (to the Bailiff): What is this more important case about?
BALIFF: It’s about the important decision as to which day people on a leap day are legally allowed to first start drinking alcohol on, February 28th or March 1st, now get out of here!
JUROR #11 (with sarcasm): Because that decision sounds more important than whether or not a former president goes to jail over starting a coup attempt
BAILIFF: Quit it with the backtalk!
JUROR #1: Alright everybody, time’s up, we all have to vote now. If it were up to me, we would have more time to discuss this case, but it’s not, so we have to decide now. I’ll pass out the index cards and everyone will fill out their card, with “guilty” or “not guilty” and you will pass them back to me, and we will make the verdict.
BAILIFF: Because a guilty verdict requires a unanimous jury, the verdict is not guilty. I will go tell the Judge that the verdict is not guilty.
JUDGE: Mr. President!
TRUMP: Yay! I’m free to go back to Maro Lago!
The End
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JUDGE: Here ye, here ye, we now call to order the case of the United States vs. Donald Trump! How does the defendant plead?!
DONALD TRUMP: Not guilty, your honor.
JUDGE: Is the jury ready?
- The scene shows a bench with 12 jurors, 11 with pens in hands about to take notes. One juror, Juror #12, is fast asleep while wearing a MAGA hat and a Q-annon T-shirt, with his eyes shut and his head is lying on the desk while drooling.
JUDGE: And may I remind you that a unanimous vote is required to sentence Mr. Trump to prison for his role in the January 6th committee, meaning that a single nay vote will allow Trump to go free. Do you understand?
ALL JURORS EXCEPT JUROR #12: Yes, your honor!
BAILIFF: Everyone rise!
- All jurors except Juror #12 rise.
JUDGE: Without further adieu, let the trial begin.
NARRATOR: 3 hours later
JUDGE: Alright, that concludes our trial. The Bailiff may now escort our 12 jurors to the verdict room, where they will deliberate and reach their verdict.
- The Bailiff escorts the 11 awake jurors from the courtroom to the verdict room. When they are halfway to the verdict room, Juror #1, realizes that they forgot one juror on the bench in the courtroom. Juror #1 doubles back to the courtroom to tap a sound asleep Juror #12 on the shoulder. Juror #12 wakes up and follows Juror #1 to the verdict room, where the other ten jurors are all sitting impatiently, waiting for Juror #12 to arrive. The 12 jurors all sit together around an oval table.
- The 12 jurors all fill out their index cards and pass them back to Juror #1
JUROR #12: I did. Trump could not have done it!
JUROR #2 (to Juror #12): How do you know that? You were asleep during the whole trial!
JUROR #12: Trump was brave and testified to court, unlike the cowards who chose not to testify and plead the fifth several times!
JUROR #5 (to Juror #12): The courts subpenoaed Trump four times before he would come, and he pleaded the fifth six times during this trial. Trump even tried fleeing the country to get out of this. Do these actions sound like the actions of an innocent man to you?
JUROR #12: Trump only fled to Russia because Hunter Biden had a Ukrainian laptop with American secrets. He wanted to work with the Russians to invade Ukraine to stop Ukraine from invading America. It makes complete sense! Trump is the real president. The media has photoshopped Joe Biden’s face over the oval office to make people believe that Joe Biden is president. Trump is working with the Russians to stop Joe Biden and the Deep State from undermining his presidency!
JUROR #3 (to Juror #12): Who is the rightful president of the United States now, Donald Trump or Joe Biden?
JUROR #12: Donald Trump
JUROR #3 (to Juror #12): If Donald Trump is president right now, does that mean that it is Donald Trump’s fault that America had a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan?
JUROR #12: No, it is Joe Biden’s fault that America had a disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.
JUROR #3: But I thought you said Donald Trump was president?
- Juror #12 cracks his knuckles and walks towards Juror #3, only for Juror #4 to gently grab Juror #12 by the waist to hold him back from attacking Juror #3. After Juror #12 is held back by Juror #4, Juror #12 sighs and sits back down.
JUROR #1 (to juror #4): I do not think that is necessary, but thank you for offering.
JUROR #4: Juror #12, you go first. Explain why you believe Trump is not guilty.
JUROR #12: In January 2020, the polls had Trump winning a 50-state electoral landslide against Joe Biden as said by Alex Jones at InfoWars. The entire deep state hated Trump's guts and wanted Joe Biden to win, but knew that Trump had no chance at losing the election, so they decided to cheat. So Adam Schiff and the Shifty Democrats paid Robert Muller to wiretap Trump’s phone and frame Trump for making a phone call to Ukraine. This fake phone call lead to the fraudulent impeachment of Trump which shot down Trump’s only chance at a 50 state landslide.
JUROR #9: I do not know where to start correcting that sentence.
JUROR #4: Thank you Juror #12 for telling your side of the story. Juror #3, do you want to tell your side of the story now?
JUROR #3: On the morning of November 7th, all of the mail-in ballots were counted, and Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election. Donald Trump urged his supporters to stop the steal, falsely claiming that someone had rigged the election. In December, he tweeted to his supporters where he ordered them to be at the Capitol on January 6th. Mike Pence, my vice president, will refuse to sign the electoral certification of the 2020 elections, thus sending it back to the House of Representatives which makes me president. Be there, be wild! As he put it on his Twitter feed. His supporters read this tweet and believed every word of what he said and showed up at the capitol on January 6th where they hoped to pressure Mike Pence into decertifying the electoral votes, an action that Pence has no authority to do under the constitution. When the rioters attempted to enter the building, they clashed with police officers, leading to the dramatic violence that we saw escalate on January 6th.
JUROR #12: That is just a fake story that the deep state and the fake news media want you to believe!
JUROR #4: Good job, now that we have heard both sides of the story, do you think we can reach a better conclusion?
JURORS #3 and #12 in unison: No!
- Jurors #3 and #12 lock their eyes, snarl, and crack their knuckles.
- Someone knocks on the door.
- The door opens and the Bailiff presents himself.
JUROR #3: It is fine, it’s just that one of us is being uncooperative.
JUROR #12: No, he’s the one that’s being uncooperative!
- Juror #3 and Juror #12 stick their tongues out at each other in unison.
JUROR #1: Thank you!
BAILIFF: No problem.
- The Bailiff walks out.
JUROR #12 (to Juror #7): No, you are the one who is taking a long time! We would all be out of here by now if you just changed your stupid vote to not guilty. Then we could all go home and forget about this!
JUROR #9 (to Juror #12): no, we are all waiting for you, not him!
JUROR #12: Oh, my bad. I misunderstood
JUROR #7: So does that mean you will change your vote from not guilty to guilty so we can all get out of here and forget about this?!
JUROR #12: No! The deep state is just paying you off to say that so you can sentence Trump to jail!
JUROR #7: (sighs)
JUROR #4: Now I know tensions are getting a little bit heated, so how about we take a vote on whether or not to take a 5-minute recess so we can all chill our nerves and come back in 5 minutes with a clear head so we can make a good verdict. Are you all in favor of a 5-minute break?!
ALL JURORS EXCEPT JUROR #12: Aye!
JUROR #4: All against?
JUROR #12: Nay!
JUROR #6 (to Juror 12): Come on! Are you just choosing to be difficult at this point?!
JUROR #8: Oh Juror #12, I heard that Alex Jones is outside and he wants to meet you!
JUROR #12: Oh boy, I better get out of this room quick
JUROR #8: Do not forget to close the door on the way out
- Juror #12 sprints out of the room, and Juror 8 locks the door
- All of the jurors except Juror #12 huddle in a circle and whisper to each other.
JUROR #7: I’m down for anything we can do to get a unanimous vote now. I just want to get out of here so I can go on my date.
JUROR #8: Juror #3, you seem to get on Juror #12’s nerves the most, as he almost tried to beat you up and you stuck your tongues out at each other earlier, so you should lead this conversation by talking about how much you love Donald Trump.
JUROR #3: But I hate Donald Trump.
JUROR #8: It’s called acting. You just have to pretend that you love Donald Trump, and because he hates you, you can use reverse psychology to trick Juror #12 into hating Donald Trump.
JUROR #3: sigh OK.
Juror #8 exits the room.
JUROR #3: I guess I have to fake my way through this one. This will probably be the hardest fake of my life.
JUROR #3: cough cough Man, I am like Donald Trump’s Number 1 fan.
JUROR #1: Are you kidding me, you did not even get to go to CPAC to see the golden state of Donald Trump. I have photos of me getting on my knees and bowing in front of it
JUROR #3: And my favorite part of the whole CPAC event was when he dismissed Anthony Fauci. I hope Dr. Fauci burns in hell.
Juror #8 and Juror #12 enter the room.
JUROR #12: You hate Dr. Fauci too!
JUROR #3: Of course I do, I was the guy at that CPAC last week who was in the crowd who shouted “Dr. Facui, get bent!” when Donald Trump first brought up Dr. Fauci’s name in his speech
JUROR #12: Oh, that was my favorite part of the event! Along with that part where they had Donald Trump’s golden statue!
JUROR #3: We should carpool to CPAC together next year!
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #3): Pssst! I do not think your reverse psychology is working!
JUROR #11 (loudly whispering to juror #10): Well do you have a better idea as to how to get out of here sooner?
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #11): I suppose not.
JUROR #10 (loudly whispering to juror #3): Go ahead, keep trying to use reverse psychology on him and see if it works.
JUROR #3: I wholeheartedly agree with the theme of CPAC, Awake not woke!
JUROR #12: Me too
JUROR #3 and #12 chant together: “Awake not woke! Awake not woke! Awake not woke!”
- Someone knocks on the door.
- The door opens and the Bailiff comes in.
JUROR #10 (to the Bailiff): What is this more important case about?
BALIFF: It’s about the important decision as to which day people on a leap day are legally allowed to first start drinking alcohol on, February 28th or March 1st, now get out of here!
JUROR #11 (with sarcasm): Because that decision sounds more important than whether or not a former president goes to jail over starting a coup attempt
BAILIFF: Quit it with the backtalk!
JUROR #1: Alright everybody, time’s up, we all have to vote now. If it were up to me, we would have more time to discuss this case, but it’s not, so we have to decide now. I’ll pass out the index cards and everyone will fill out their card, with “guilty” or “not guilty” and you will pass them back to me, and we will make the verdict.
- All 12 jurors fill out their cards and pass them back to Juror #1.
BAILIFF: Because a guilty verdict requires a unanimous jury, the verdict is not guilty. I will go tell the Judge that the verdict is not guilty.
- The Bailiff walks to the Judge who is asleep in his chair and Donald Trump who is asleep and in restraints in the defense witness chair.
JUDGE: Mr. President!
- Trump is still sleeping. The judge bangs his gavel which wakes Trump up.
TRUMP: Yay! I’m free to go back to Maro Lago!
The End
2023.06.11 03:36 Due_Transition_8335 South Park Season 3 ranking also ama
I will hopefully rank season 4 today because I watched seasons 3-6 really fucking fast
Nobody should be surprised the Jakovasaurs are really annoying and I know that's the point but that doesn't make them any less annoying but Cartman trying his hardest to keep them around was kinda funny
2/10
It's just music. The music is good, charming, and pretty funny but it's still music
6/10
Korn being The Scooby gang was neat and it has a neat plot. Not much to really it's just a fun watch
7.8/10
This is the last time we see Starvin' Marvin and it's a pretty good way for him to go out. The story as always is pretty good and the last line where the boys lie about visiting him again is pretty funny.
8/10
The boys starting beef between Craig and Tweek is pretty fun and so is the Mr. Adler side plot
8.1/10
Really good Randy episode he learns a pretty good life lesson and the episode are pretty fun overall
8.4/10
Mark being confused by everything in regular school is funny as hell and the Kyle and Rebecca plotline starts off pretty heartwarming but as always falls to shitbecause Kyle gets no bitches
8.8/10
I like how pissed Mr. Garrison gets when the kids start speaking Japanese, and the plot is pretty creative even if it's no longer accurate
8.9/10
I only watched this episode because in Pip's prominence thingy, it said he sued Cartman for sexual harassment.....and he did It's really fucking funny nothing more nothing less no context for you
9/10
8 . Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus:
It's just a stronger character moment for good old Jesus and it's the first time we see god also Stan asking about his period was funny
9.3
Chef's parents are the fucking best! Oh and everything was great twoalso leave me alone Loch Ness Monster you aren't getting my tree fiddy
9.6
Cartman makes a bet that the Confederacy in the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle will win so he leads the drunken army into trying to take over the world. Do I need to say more?
10/10
5/4/3. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub:
This is the first time Butters plays an important role, the first time we see Dougie, the first episode where the boys become jolly good blocks with Pip, and it's the second episode in the meteor shower plotline. This episode is really fucking funny, Stan begging his parents to not leave him with Pip, Butters, and Dougieaka the Melvins had me dying, Gerald acting like he's Randy's wife for no reason was amazing, Dougie being totally obvious to the danger everyone is in being more worried about being a news reporter, and Stan's speech at the end when he learns that just because Pip and Butters are different doesn't make them any less human only for him to pretend like he never said when Kyle shows up but luckily after this episode Pip becomes pals with the main boys.
10/10 but more
5/4/3. Jewbilee:
Another Kenny episode. Him dying to save the Jews even after they were mean to him is a nice character moment, Moses being this flying head that wants random art pieces for no reason is funny, and a bear taking a bunch of the kids to bring them to her sons birthday was a sweet plot twist for a funny side plot
10/10 but more
5/4/3. Cat Orgy:
Cartman trying to get back at Shelly for being a mean babysitter, Shelly singing a really good, long Mr./Mrs. Kitty well....it's in the title of the episode, and Cartman not only making peace with Shelly but doing something nice for her was great.
10/10 but more
Mr. Garrison is mad that his father didn't rape him......
11/10
The first episode that I would truly call a Kenny episode. Kelly being this weird but cute girl wasn't what I was expecting but I'm happy we got this, Kenny jumping in front of bullets to protect Kelly, Kelly actually trying to save Kenny, and Kelly picking her nose like every 5 seconds were great. Plus every second of this amazing episode in this amazing season brought me joy
15/10
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Nobody should be surprised the Jakovasaurs are really annoying and I know that's the point but that doesn't make them any less annoying but Cartman trying his hardest to keep them around was kinda funny
2/10
It's just music. The music is good, charming, and pretty funny but it's still music
6/10
Korn being The Scooby gang was neat and it has a neat plot. Not much to really it's just a fun watch
7.8/10
This is the last time we see Starvin' Marvin and it's a pretty good way for him to go out. The story as always is pretty good and the last line where the boys lie about visiting him again is pretty funny.
8/10
The boys starting beef between Craig and Tweek is pretty fun and so is the Mr. Adler side plot
8.1/10
Really good Randy episode he learns a pretty good life lesson and the episode are pretty fun overall
8.4/10
Mark being confused by everything in regular school is funny as hell and the Kyle and Rebecca plotline starts off pretty heartwarming but as always falls to shit
8.8/10
I like how pissed Mr. Garrison gets when the kids start speaking Japanese, and the plot is pretty creative even if it's no longer accurate
8.9/10
9/10
8 . Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus:
It's just a stronger character moment for good old Jesus and it's the first time we see god also Stan asking about his period was funny
9.3
Chef's parents are the fucking best! Oh and everything was great two
9.6
Cartman makes a bet that the Confederacy in the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle will win so he leads the drunken army into trying to take over the world. Do I need to say more?
10/10
5/4/3. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub:
This is the first time Butters plays an important role, the first time we see Dougie, the first episode where the boys become jolly good blocks with Pip, and it's the second episode in the meteor shower plotline. This episode is really fucking funny, Stan begging his parents to not leave him with Pip, Butters, and Dougie
10/10 but more
5/4/3. Jewbilee:
Another Kenny episode. Him dying to save the Jews even after they were mean to him is a nice character moment, Moses being this flying head that wants random art pieces for no reason is funny, and a bear taking a bunch of the kids to bring them to her sons birthday was a sweet plot twist for a funny side plot
10/10 but more
5/4/3. Cat Orgy:
Cartman trying to get back at Shelly for being a mean babysitter, Shelly singing a really good, long Mr./Mrs. Kitty well....
10/10 but more
Mr. Garrison is mad that his father didn't rape him......
11/10
The first episode that I would truly call a Kenny episode. Kelly being this weird but cute girl wasn't what I was expecting but I'm happy we got this, Kenny jumping in front of bullets to protect Kelly, Kelly actually trying to save Kenny, and Kelly picking her nose like every 5 seconds were great. Plus every second of this amazing episode in this amazing season brought me joy
15/10
2023.06.11 03:36 Character-Savings-12 Looking for a MacBook that will fulfill my university tasks for 6 years
LAPTOP QUESTIONNAIRE Sorry for the formatting TLDR: M2 13&15 Air vs M1 Air for a veterinary medicine student that plans on keeping it for 6 years Total budget (in local currency) and country of purchase. Please do not use USD unless purchasing in the US: 2000 CAD A.K.A 1500 USD Are you open to refurbs/used? No How would you prioritize form factor (ultrabook, 2-in-1, etc.), build quality, performance, and battery life? Light and thin, good build quality,battery life,at least 14 hours How important is weight and thinness to you? Very important as I will be carrying it to classes everyday for 6 years Do you have a preferred screen size? If indifferent, put N/A. 13-16 inch Are you doing any CAD/video editing/photo editing/gaming? List which programs/games you desire to run. Just word and chrome tabs going into veterinary medicine so just for studying If you're gaming, do you have certain games you want to play? At what settings and FPS do you want? NA Any specific requirements such as good keyboard, reliable build quality, touch-screen, finger-print reader, optical drive or good input devices (keyboard/touchpad)? Reliable build quality Leave any finishing thoughts here that you may feel are necessary and beneficial to the discussion.
I am going into university in the fall and as it’s a minimum 6 year program for veterinary medicine so I am looking to buy once cry once so to speak, It is going to be used for studying and such with just basic programs that would basically run on a 300 dollar Chromebook, I really like MacBooks for my use as they are thin and light and have good longevity and would work will all of my other devices,iPad air, iPhone Apple Watch and AirPods Pro,so with that said I am basically just looking at MacBooks,as I like them and they would fit me good, I have a budget of 2000 cad or 1500 usd (just for comparison I will pay cad as I live in Canada) And I will just use it for studying and stuff so specs really don’t matter apart from ssd size,I am looking at 3 main models, Air M1 2020 which is on sale for 1099 cad which is 200 off,my only concern is it is older and might not last, I am mainly looking at M2 Air 13&15 Which I believe will be better and last longer,but I am curious to what others think,will the m1 air be plenty or would I be stupid to not get the m2 air? They would all be 512 GB Thanks
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I am going into university in the fall and as it’s a minimum 6 year program for veterinary medicine so I am looking to buy once cry once so to speak, It is going to be used for studying and such with just basic programs that would basically run on a 300 dollar Chromebook, I really like MacBooks for my use as they are thin and light and have good longevity and would work will all of my other devices,iPad air, iPhone Apple Watch and AirPods Pro,so with that said I am basically just looking at MacBooks,as I like them and they would fit me good, I have a budget of 2000 cad or 1500 usd (just for comparison I will pay cad as I live in Canada) And I will just use it for studying and stuff so specs really don’t matter apart from ssd size,I am looking at 3 main models, Air M1 2020 which is on sale for 1099 cad which is 200 off,my only concern is it is older and might not last, I am mainly looking at M2 Air 13&15 Which I believe will be better and last longer,but I am curious to what others think,will the m1 air be plenty or would I be stupid to not get the m2 air? They would all be 512 GB Thanks
2023.06.11 03:27 This_Leek744 Pen keeps multiplying
I carry a plastic fountain pen. I’ve had it a few years. Love fountain pens and like the cheap plastic refillable one so I don’t beat up my nice ones traveling or in my shop.
Two weeks ago, my brother brings me a pen he found in his couch cushions. Jokes I should keep track of my stuff when I’m over. I pull mine out of my pocket and go “can’t be mine”. Kinda weird, it’s the exact same brand/model/color. He gives me the pen, I take it to work, clean it up and fill it and put it in my desk drawer for redlining work. Weird, but cool, I have two of the same pen now.
Fast forward to tonight. On vacation with my kids. My son comes to me, hands me a gray plastic fountain pen and says “dad, your pen ended up in my backpack”. We just changed AirBNBs and have traveled a lot the last week, stuff gets shuffled. Weird it ended up in his bag but I shove it in my pocket. Glad he found it before I realized I lost it. Getting ready for a shower, pull the pen out of my pocket and set it on the nightstand. Reach in my other pocket and find…my pen. Tear them down, the one my son found has a single use cartridge which I never use. No idea where it came from.
I admit, as far as fountain pens go, these are common as can be…but I am not sure I have ever seen one in the wild. What are the chances of two people close enough to me to know what pen I use finding the exact same model and color fountain pen as I use and bringing them to me two weeks apart?
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Two weeks ago, my brother brings me a pen he found in his couch cushions. Jokes I should keep track of my stuff when I’m over. I pull mine out of my pocket and go “can’t be mine”. Kinda weird, it’s the exact same brand/model/color. He gives me the pen, I take it to work, clean it up and fill it and put it in my desk drawer for redlining work. Weird, but cool, I have two of the same pen now.
Fast forward to tonight. On vacation with my kids. My son comes to me, hands me a gray plastic fountain pen and says “dad, your pen ended up in my backpack”. We just changed AirBNBs and have traveled a lot the last week, stuff gets shuffled. Weird it ended up in his bag but I shove it in my pocket. Glad he found it before I realized I lost it. Getting ready for a shower, pull the pen out of my pocket and set it on the nightstand. Reach in my other pocket and find…my pen. Tear them down, the one my son found has a single use cartridge which I never use. No idea where it came from.
I admit, as far as fountain pens go, these are common as can be…but I am not sure I have ever seen one in the wild. What are the chances of two people close enough to me to know what pen I use finding the exact same model and color fountain pen as I use and bringing them to me two weeks apart?
2023.06.11 03:26 Valuable-Ad974 Budget Beater Bundle
$85 for all of them
https://imgur.com/a/8kFS56b
Gerber Air Ranger sv 18/ tv 18 Has been sharpened pretty poorly, scratch marks on end of blade
Lonestar Knives OTF sv 27/ tv 27 Beefy cheap OTF, scratched up clip and button
Milano Switchblade sv 18/ tv 18 Scratched up blade, states 440 stainless steel
Schrade Old Timer sv 18/ tv 18 1520t steel, solid little fixed blade
CRKT Rasp sv 25/ tv 25 Tip down carry, cool blade shape, unsharpened
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https://imgur.com/a/8kFS56b
Gerber Air Ranger sv 18/ tv 18 Has been sharpened pretty poorly, scratch marks on end of blade
Lonestar Knives OTF sv 27/ tv 27 Beefy cheap OTF, scratched up clip and button
Milano Switchblade sv 18/ tv 18 Scratched up blade, states 440 stainless steel
Schrade Old Timer sv 18/ tv 18 1520t steel, solid little fixed blade
CRKT Rasp sv 25/ tv 25 Tip down carry, cool blade shape, unsharpened