"Batman: Return of the Joker" won last week's poll, in a close 2-way race, and becomes the 63rd NES game to join the list!

The Best Games of the NES/Master System Era Voted in So Far:

1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Contra
3. Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse
4. Ninja Gaiden
5. Bubble Bobble
6. Mega Man 3
7. Phantasy Star
8. Final Fantasy
9. Battletoads
10. Batman: The Video Game
11. Blaster Master
12. Shinobi
13. Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
14. Dragon Quest III: The Seeds of Salvation / Dragon Warrior III
15. Tecmo Super Bowl
16. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
17. Rygar
18. Wonder Boy III: The Dragon's Trap
19. Dr. Mario
20. Mother / EarthBound Beginnings
21. Journey to Silius
22. Metroid
23. Super Mario Bros. 2 / Super Mario USA
24. Space Harrier
25. The Legend of Zelda
26. River City Ransom / Street Gangs
27. Jackal / Top Gunner
28. Rampage
29. Super Spike V'Ball / U.S. Championship V'Ball
30. Little Samson
31. The Guardian Legend
32. Gargoyle's Quest II
33. Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
34. Sid Meier's Pirates!
35. DuckTales
36. California Games
37. Alex Kidd in Miracle World
38. Alex Kidd: The Lost Stars
39. Jaws
40. Gun-Nac
41. OutRun
42. Mega Man 2
43. Kid Icarus
44. R.C. Pro-Am
45. Faxanadu
46. Double Dragon II: The Revenge
47. Kirby's Adventure
48. Snake Rattle 'n' Roll
49. The Battle of Olympus
50. R-Type
51. Maniac Mansion
52. Kid Niki: Radical Ninja
53. Golden Axe Warrior
54. Psycho Fox
55. Crystalis
56. Gimmick! / Mr. Gimmick
57. Battletoads & Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team
58. Dragon Quest / Dragon Warrior
59. Bionic Commando
60. Gain Ground
61. Conquest of the Crystal Palace
62. Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
63. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project
64. Excitebike
65. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
66. Captain Skyhawk
67. Alex Kidd in Shinobi World
68. Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei II
69. Zanac
70. Black Tiger / Black Dragon
71. NES Open Tournament Golf
72. Golvellius: Valley of Doom
73. Bucky O'Hare (NES)
74. International Karate + / IK+ / Chop N' Drop
75. Ghosts 'n Goblins
76. Rolling Thunder
77. Renegade / Nekketsu Kōha Kunio-kun
78. Rambo: First Blood Part II (SMS) / Secret Command
79. Baseball Stars
80. P.O.W.: Prisoners of War
81. Blades of Steel
82. Ice Hockey
83. Fantasy Zone
84. Micro Machines
85. Super Mario Bros.
86. Castlevania
87. 1943: The Battle of Midway
88. Vice: Project Doom
89. The NewZealand Story / Kiwi Kraze
90. Mega Man 4
91. StarTropics
92. Paperboy
93. Gradius / Nemesis
94. Formula One: Built to Win
95. Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen / Dragon Warrior IV
96. Super Sprint
97. Mega Man
98. Ys: The Vanished Omens / Ys I: Ancient Ys Vanished
99. Batman: Return of the Joker

The 50 Best Video Games of the Atari Era

Want to see the best games before this era? Check out this list which was compiled by Reddit users' nominations and votes over an entire year:
https://www.reddit.com/retrogaming/comments/o4drau/best_video_games_of_the_atari_era_poll_final/

What You Can Do:

1. Vote in the poll to determine the 100th best NES/Master System Era game!
2. That's it! No nominations in the comments section, as this is the last round.

What You Can Nominate:

• Any Arcade coin-op game from 1985-1988.
• Any Computer game (any PC system) from 1985-1988.
• Any Home Console game from the 3rd Generation (regardless of year published unless it is a port): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_generation_of_video_game_consoles
• NO SNES games, NO Sega Genesis/Mega Drive games. Those systems aren't retro enough for this poll.
• NO Sonic. NO Streets of Rage, NO A Link to the Past, NO Super Mario World. Those games aren't retro enough for this poll.

Exceptions:

In general, the original year published takes precedence. No games that played betteare more iconic/are more remembered in an earlier or later era.
"Sonic the Hedgehog" was released for Sega Master System, but as a port, it was made for the Sega Genesis, so it is not eligible for this poll.
"Tetris" made its biggest impact with 35 million copies sold for the Game Boy, in the next era, so it is not eligible for this poll.
Arcade ports like the original "Mario Bros.", which hit arcades in 1983 are not eligible for this poll, even though they were ported to home consoles from the next generation.
1984's coin-op “Punch-Out!!”, was more iconic/more remembered as 1987's “Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!” on the NES, which is now eligible for this poll.
Instances like this can be debated. I think it's best to allow all games from a console to be designated to one era, and for games to appear in one era poll only.

Other Nominated Games From Last Round:

• None

Last round 53 people voted in the poll and 1 new games were nominated in the comments section.

The Idea:

Comparing, say, Pong and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, is not useful. It's like arguing which is better: the Ford Model T or the Space Shuttle? But comparing games of their era is interesting and fun! Usually, best game polls are limited to a single system. This poll is unique because it includes all platforms from the era together. How will the best arcade, computer and Master System games compete with the best that Nintendo had to offer? It will be interesting!

Why Only Arcade and Computer Games from 1985-1988?

The 3rd Generation of home consoles launched in the West with the NES in 1985 and changed everything. The Sega Genesis/Mega Drive launched in 1989, began the 4th generation of home consoles which will begin the era for the next series of polls after this concludes.

The Criteria:

I'll leave it up to the individual to decide. Innovation, quality, influence, iconic status, how much fun it was then, how it holds up today, are all valid. Whatever games you love, whatever games you want to see named as the greatest of the era.

What Happens Next:

After the poll closes in a week, the winner of the poll will be named the 100th best video game of the NES/Master System Era. At that point I would like to continue from the NES/Master System Era to the SNES/Genesis/TG-16 Era, for a new set of polls.
This will be a poll I hope to hold every week for a long time! Have fun everyone!
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~ 1. Introduction ~
Here is a detailed description of my wishlist for a Mario Kart 9 or 10/X (if Tour is considered the 9th installment) I don't expect everyone to like all my ideas. This is just a wishlist. I obviously would be happy with any Mario Kart Nintendo decides to put out but in a perfect world, this is what I would want for it to be the best Mario Kart imo. I hope you enjoy.
*= Thoughts, Personal opinions, New ideas for modes, mechanics, driver outfits, vehicles, items, options, etc

• with numbered annotation⁰= Explanations on certain features

🔒= Locked. Must be unlocked by in game requirements or DLC
~ 2. Mechanics ~
~ Single Player / Multiplayer 》1P》2P》3P》4P》
Grand Prix》Class Optimization》Driver(s) Select》Vehicle Parts》Circuits》Cup Select》 Class Optimization options: Engine: 50cc》100cc》150cc》Mirror》All¹》All Mirror¹》 Driver: Solo Dash》Double Dash》² Drift: Automatic》Manual》³ Items: Normal》No Items》 Camera: Normal》First Person》⁴
*¹ - All and All Mirror options are only available in Grand Prix. After a Circuit has been selected, It'll play each Cup in order of that specific Circuit.
*² - All race and battle modes will feature either a Solo Dash or the new Double Dash option similar to Mario Kart Double Dash for extra replayability and character combinations.
*³ - Even if not many people liked Automatic drifting, it was there for a reason for you to choose. Some liked it. Some didn't. It should be the player's choice.
*⁴ - Camera can also be changed freely during the race from the pause menu.
Time Trials》Driver(s) Select》Circuits》Cup Select》Course Select》 Race Solo》Race Against Ghost》View Ghost》Online Ghost》Upload Ghost Data》
• VS Race》Driver(s) Select》Vehicle Parts》Customized Race》Circuits》Cup Select》Course Select》 Customized Race options: Engine Class: 50cc》100cc》150cc》Mirror》 Driver: Solo Dash》Double Dash》 Drift: Automatic》Manual》 Teams: No Teams》Team Game》 Items: Normal》Frantic》No Items》No Items and Coins》Custom》 COM: Easy》Normal》Hard》Pro¹》 COM Vehicles (Solo)²: All Vehicles》Karts Only》Bikes Only》 COM Vehicles (Doubles)²: All Vehicles》ATVs Only》Buggys Only》 Courses: Choose》In Order》Random》 Race Count: 4》5³》8》12》16》32》64》All》 Laps: 1》2》3》4》5》⁴
*¹ - Added a Pro difficulty to make the CPU feel more of a challenge.
*² - Wanted to split the vehicle selections between Solo Dash and Double Dash drivers. Solo Dash drivers will now only select between Karts and Bikes and Double Dash drivers will only select between ATVs and new Buggy vehicles. *Buggys are essential similar to the designs of the Karts used in Mario Kart Double Dash. ATVs are now bigger in size to help fit the idea of 2 drivers on one vehicle.
*³ - The original Super Mario Kart had 5 courses per Cup so I brought that option back for custom races.
*⁴ - Wanted to make the option available for players. These courses will be excluded from Laps option and be set to default when selected: ⁿ⁶⁴ Wario Stadium, ⁿ⁶⁴ Rainbow Road, ᵍᶜⁿ Baby Park, ᵍᶜⁿ Wario Colosseum, ³ᵈˢ Wuhu Loop, ³ᵈˢ Maka Wuhu, ³ᵈˢ Rainbow Road, ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Mount Wario, and ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Big Blue.
Battle》Driver(s) Select》Vehicle Parts》Customized Battle》Course Select》 Customized Battle options: Driver: Solo Dash》Double Dash》 Drift: Automatic》Manual》 Teams: No Teams》Team Game》 Items: Normal》Frantic》Skilled》Custom》 Round Time: 1 Minute》2 Minutes》3 Minutes》4 Minutes》5 Minutes》 COM: Easy》Normal》Hard》Pro》 COM Vehicles (Solo Dash): All Vehicles》Karts Only》Bikes Only》 COM Vehicles (Double Dash): All Vehicles》ATVs Only》Buggys Only》 Courses: Choose》In Order》Random》 Round Count: 3 Rounds》5 Rounds》7 Rounds》¹
*¹ - I shortened the rounds. Anything past 7 rounds is too much imo but that's just me. Also being a little bias cuz I'm not a fan of battle mode.
~ Online Play 》1P》2P》
Worldwide: Grand Prix*》VS Race》Battle》
Regional: Grand Prix*》VS Race》Battle》
Friends》Create Room
Tournaments》Menu. Menu options: Create a Tournament: Icon》Name》Rules》Time Settings》Other》 *Rules options: Mode: 50cc》100cc》150cc》Mirror》Balloon》Classic Balloon¹》 Renegade Roundup》Bob-omb Blast》Shine Runners¹》Coin Runners》 Shine Thief》Thunder Cloud Tag¹》Random Battle》 Driver: Solo Dash》Double Dash》 Drift: Automatic》Manual》 Teams: No Teams》Team Game》 Items: Normal》No Items》No Items or Coins》Frantic》Skilled*²》Custom》 Round Time (Battle only): 1 Minute》2 Minutes》3 Minutes》4 Minutes》5 Minutes》 COM: No COM》Easy》Normal》Hard》Pro》 Vehicles (Solo Dash): All Vehicles》Karts Only》Bikes Only》 Vehicles (Double Dash): All Vehicles》ATVs Only》Buggys Only》 Camera: Normal》First Person》 Smart Steering: Smart Steering OK》No Smart Steering》 *Time Settings options: Frequency: Weekly》Daily》Fixed Period》 Start Day: Sunday》Monday》Tuesday》Wednesday》Thursday》Friday》Saturday》 Start Date: Dependent》 Start Time: Dependent》 End Day: Sunday》Monday》Tuesday》Wednesday》Thursday》Friday》Saturday》 End Date: Dependent》 End Time: Dependent》 Round Count: 4 Rounds》8 Rounds》16 Rounds》 Group Shuffling: Don't Shuffle》Every 4th Match》 *Other options: Player Rating: Any Rating》0-2999》3000-9999》10000-99999》 Public/Private: Open to Everyone》Code Required》
*¹ - Scroll down to Battle section for more info.
*² - Skilled Items for Battle mode only.
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• • A Report button will finally be added to report cheaters/hackers/etc.
• • I'm thinking Solo Dash races will feature the usual 12 players (1st - 12th place) while Double Dash races features upto 16 players but 8 groups total (1st - 8th place).
• • Worldwide and Regional Grand Prix will be 2-12 racers (or 4-16 in doubles mode) in a 4-race Cup from any randomly displayed Cups. Cups are then selected based on player voting.
• • Create Room will now feature customized options such as Mode, Teams, Items, CPUs, and Vehicles similar to the Create a Tournament option.
• • For online, I'd also like for a better ranking system to prevent casual players from racing against competitive players and vice versa.

~ MKTV
My Replays. View saved replays from previous races or battles on and offline. * You can now save more than just 6 replays.
Online Replays*¹ View shared replays from others online
Spectate*²
*¹ - Should've already been added in the first place.
²* - View recent online races or battles replays. Earn coins by voting who'll be 1st. * Literally stole this idea from Smash.
~ Other Details

• • The race start intro and race finishes to retro courses will have a remake version of their original transitions along with a rearranged verison of their original theme from that respective retro course. Example for better understanding. * Mario Kart GP courses will have the current game's race start and finish transitions.
• • I somehow also want to incorporate a way that once the Retro Grand Prix is unlocked, the title screen will have remake versions of the original title screens from previous Mario Kart games similar to Mario Party Superstars. Example
• It would show different title screens at each start up similarly to how Mario Kart 8/Deluxe's title screens Example
  
• • Sometimes the CPU seems to make decisions that only seem to target the player regardless of placement. I want a smarter CPU for harder difficulties that won't just use an item just to use. If a CPU is holding a shell, they should use it logically or defend themselves with it logically.
• • I personally am fine with every other mechanic used in Mario Kart 8/Deluxe such as driving techniques used, amiibo settings, Stats, etc. Keep the same driving techniques even during Double Dash mode. I personally was not a fan of Mario Kart Double Dash's drift mechanic and would not want that function brought back.

~ 3. Characters and Vehicles ~
~ Characters
68 Total Drivers (including DLC) 32 Total Alternate Drivers. 100 Total Individual Characters.

• • Driver select screen, press R button to rotate between alternate drivers. Some drivers will have upto 9 different outfits to choose from.
• • I wanted the original 8 to be the starting roster.

~ Drivers
Mario》Metal Mario 🔒》Tanooki Mario 🔒》Fire Mario 🔒》Ice Mario 🔒》Dr. Mario 🔒》 - Mario (Classic) 🔒 - Mario (Builder) 🔒 - Mario (SNES) 🔒 - Mario (Sunshine) 🔒 - Mario (Tuxedo) 🔒 - Mario (N64)*🔒 - Metal Mario (Gold) 🔒
Luigi》Penguin Luigi 🔒》Fire Luigi 🔒》Gooigi*🔒》 - Luigi (Classic) 🔒 - Luigi (Golf) 🔒 - Luigi (Builder) 🔒
Peach》Pink Gold Peach 🔒》Cat Peach 🔒》Fire Peach*🔒》 - Peach (Wedding) 🔒
Yoshi - Light-blue Yoshi - Black Yoshi - Red Yoshi - Yellow Yoshi - White Yoshi - Purple Yoshi - Pink Yoshi - Orange Yoshi
Bowser》Dry Bowser 🔒》Meowser 🔒》 - Dry Bowser (Gold) 🔒
Donkey Kong Jr. - Donkey Kong Jr. (SNES) 🔒
Koopa Troopa》Koopa (Freerunning) 🔒》 - Red Koopa (Freerunning) - Blue Koopa (Freerunning) - Purple Koopa (Freerunning) - Gold Koopa (Freerunning) 🔒
Toad》Cat Toad 🔒》Captain Toad 🔒》 - Toad (Pit Crew) 🔒 - Toad (Builder) 🔒 - Toad (Astronaut) 🔒 - Toad (Blue)* - Toad (Yellow)* - Toad (Green)*
Donkey Kong 🔒
Wario 🔒 - Wario (Biker)*
Daisy 🔒
Birdo 🔒 - Birdo (Light Blue) - Birdo (Black) - Birdo (Red) - Birdo (Yellow) - Birdo (White) - Birdo (Purple) - Birdo (Green) - Birdo (Orange)
Baby Mario 🔒
Baby Luigi 🔒
Toadette 🔒》Peachette 🔒》 - Toadette (Explorer) 🔒 - Toadette (Builder) 🔒 - Toadette (Astronaut) 🔒
Paratroopa 🔒 - Green Paratroopa*
Diddy Kong 🔒
Bowser Jr. 🔒
Waluigi 🔒
Petey Piranha 🔒
King Boo 🔒 - King Boo (Luigi's Mansion)
Pac-Man 🔒
Ms. Pac-Man 🔒
Blinky 🔒》Pinky》Inky》Clyde*》
Dry Bones 🔒 - Dry Bones (Gold) 🔒
R.O.B. 🔒 - R.O.B. (Famicom)*
Shy Guy 🔒 - Light-blue Shy Guy - Black Shy Guy - Green Shy Guy - Yellow Shy Guy - White Shy Guy - Blue Shy Guy - Pink Shy Guy - Orange Shy Guy
Mametchi 🔒
Baby Peach 🔒
Baby Daisy 🔒
Rosalina 🔒
Funky Kong 🔒
Mii 🔒
Honey Queen 🔒
Wiggler 🔒
Lakitu 🔒
Don-chan 🔒
Baby Rosalina 🔒
Iggy 🔒》Roy》Lemmy》Larry》Wendy》Ludwig》Morton》
Link 🔒 - Link (Champion's Tunic)
Villager 🔒 - Villager (Female)
Isabelle 🔒 - Isabelle (Winter)*
Inkling Girl 🔒 - Inkling Girl (lime green) - Inkling Girl (magenta)
Inkling Boy 🔒 - Inkling Boy (purple) - Inkling Boy (teal)
Pauline 🔒
Hammer Bro 🔒》Boomerang Bro 🔒》Ice Bro 🔒》Fire Bro 🔒》
Monty Mole 🔒
Dixie Kong 🔒
Nabbit 🔒
King Bob-omb 🔒
Kamek 🔒
Chargin' Chuck 🔒
Poochy 🔒
~ Newcomers
Noki ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒 - Noki (Green) - Noki (Pink) - Noki (Yellow)
Pianta ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒 - Pianta (Pink) - Pianta (Yellow) - Pianta (Purple)
Professor E. Gadd ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒
Toadsworth ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒
Luma ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒 - Luma (Blue) - Luma (Pink) - Luma (Green) - Luma (Cyan) - Luma (Red) - Luma (Purple) - Luma (Black) - Luma (Orange)
~ DLC
Sonic the Hedgehog ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒
Miles "Tails" Prower ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒
King K. Rool ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒》Kaptain K. Rool*》
Krunch ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒 * Would be an excellent choice for a surprise DLC character to those familiar w/Diddy Kong Racing
Zelda ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒》Sheik*》
Kirby ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒
King Dedede ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒
Captain Falcon ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒
Samus ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒》Zero Suit*》
Geno ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ 🔒

• - there's plenty of room for more characters but I figured 100 was the perfect amount of characters, especially with the double dash feature with everyone potentially having a partner with no odd person out.

~ Vehicles
Available parts. The parts available are listed here in the order shown in the vehicle customization screen, with the following notation: ¹ = Changes color, depending on the character. ² = Changes color for the Koopalings. ³ = Changes color for Daisy, Baby Daisy, Rosalina, and Baby Rosalina. (DLC) = Part is only available as downloadable content.

• Personally, I would want a system that prevents everyone from choosing the best racer with the best vehicle parts. For example If Luigi is the best racer and his best vehicle is the standard kart with mushroom tires, and gold glider, obviously everyone will choose Toad and those exact parts to win races. I want everyone to choose their favorite racer and parts that make them comfortable to race in, and not just look at a list of the best racers and parts and just copy and paste that. I don't know how to fix this honestly but I'm sure someone could help with ideas to this to make everyone equal in a way on the track with their own individuality similar to what Mario Kart 7 did with their characters.

~ Karts (Solo Dash)
Standard Kart¹ 4-Wheel Cradle 8-Bit Pipe Frame¹ Apple Kart B Dasher Badwagon Barrel Train Biddybuggy (Buggybud)¹ Birthday Girl (Royal Ribbon)²/³ Blue Falcon Blue Seven Booster Seat (Baby Booster) Bruiser (Growlster) Brute Bull's-Eye Banzai Bulldog-W ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ Bumble V Cact-R Cact-X Cat Cruiser Cheep Charger Cheep Snorkel Circuit Special¹ Clanky Kart Classic Dragster (Nostalgia 1) Cloud 9 Crawly Kart Cucumber Dasher II Daytripper (Royal Racer) Dozer Dasher Dragonfly Dry Bomber Egg 1 Flame Flyer Gold Mantis Gold Pipe Frame Gold Standard (Gold Kart) Green Apple Kart Honeycoupe (Dragonetti) Hurricane Jet Cruiser Jetsetter (Aero Glider) Jumbo Jetter Kiddie Kart¹ Koopa Clown² Landship ² Light Dancer Light Tripper Mach 8 Mini Beast (Concerto) Mushmellow Offroader P-Wing Paintster Parade Kart Penguin Slider Pink Mushmellow Pipe Frame¹ Piranha Prowler Poltergust 4000 Power Flower Prancer Prop Kart Quickshaw ROB-BLS Rambi Rider Royale Shooting Star Sky Pop ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ Sneeker (Bounder)¹ Snow Skimmer Soda Jet Sports Coupe (Sports Coupé) Sprinter (B Dasher Mk. 2) Star Broom Steel Driver Streamliner Streetle Super 1 Super Blooper (Turbo Blooper) Surf Sailer Swift Talon Tanooki Kart Tea Coupe Tiny Titan (Rally Romper) Tiny Tug Tri-Speeder Wario Car Warship Wild Wing Wildlife Yellow Taxi Zucchini (Gherkin) Speed Star ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ Source Whirlwind Sport ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ Source Egg Mobile ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ * Was inspired by this image I found. Source Reminds me of the Egg Mobile with Monster tires White Cat ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ Source Dark Schnieder ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ Source Car¹ ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ * Source * the number in the center will be replaced by driver's logo Dragoon Kart ⁽ᵈˡᶜ * Source
~ Bikes (Solo Dash)
Standard Bike¹ Bit Bike (Nanobike) City Tripper¹ Flame Rider Hurricane Jet Bubble (Bubble Bike) Master Cycle Zero Mr. Scooty (Mr Scooty) Phantom Quacker ROB-LGS Shooting Star (Twinkle Star) Sugarscoot (Bon Bon)¹ The Duke Varmint Wario Bike Zip Zip (Rapide) Zipper Wheelie Bike ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ Source
Bullet Bike¹ Comet Dolphin Dasher Flame Runner (Bowser Bike)¹ Jet Bike Mach Bike¹ Magikruiser¹ Master Cycle Sneakster (Nitrocycle) Sport Bike¹ Yoshi Bike¹ Zinger Sting ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ * just an idea I had for a new bike based off of a beta imagine for Donkey Kong racing. Source * the number in the center will be replaced by driver's logo. Bike version of the Prop Kart
~ ATVs (Double Dash)
Standard ATV (Standard Quad)¹ Bone Rattler Inkstriker Spear (Torpedo)¹ Splat Buggy Teddy Buggy Tyrant Wild Wiggler Hovercraft¹ ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ Source
~ Buggys (Double Dash)
Standard Buggy ¹ Banisher Bolt Buggy Bullet Blaster Coach³ * Heart Coach/Bloom Coach from Mario Kart Double Dash DK Jumbo Fire Buggy¹ * Red Fire from Mario Kart Double Dash Goo-Goo Buggy¹ Koopa Dasher Koopa King Para-Wing Pipe Buggy¹ Piranha Pipes Turbo Birdo Turbo Yoshi Waluigi Racer
~ Tires
Standard (Normal) 8-Bit Standard Ancient Tires (Ancient Tyres) Azure Roller Bicycle Tires Blue Monster Blue Standard (Normal Blue) Button Capsule Crimson Slim Cushion Cyber Slick Drum Gold 8-Bit Standard Gold Tires (Gold Wheels) Heart Rings Hot Monster (Funky Monster) Iron Leaf Tires (Leaf Tyres) Metal Monster Mushroom Mushroom Off-Road Red Monster Retro Off-Road Roller Slick Slim Snorkel Tires Sponge Triforce Tires (Triforce Tyres) Wood (Wooden) Yoshi Tires
~ Gliders
Super Glider¹ 8-Bit Jumping Mario Beast Glider (Ghastly Glider) Bowser Kite Butterfly Sunset Cloud Glider Crimson Crane Droplet Glider Eggshell Glider Eggshell Glider Fare Flier Flower Glider Gold Glider Great Sail Hylian Kite MKTV Parafoil Oilpaper Umbrella Paper Glider Parachute Paraglider (Breath of the Wild) Paraglider (Parafoil) Peach Parasol³ Plane Glider Ribbon Swooper (Swoop) Waddle Wing Waluigi Wing Wario Wing Magic Carpet ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ Source Wizpig Glider ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ Example at 00:31 Tails Flier ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ Source Knuckles Glider ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ Source Gunship ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ Source
~ 4. Items ~
× – Does not appear in Battle Mode.
~ Items found on the track
Item Box - Gives the player a random item. Items given are based on the player's distance from first place. * I would like for them to look either similar to how they looked in Mario Kart 64 or Mario Kart DS' design.
Coin - Gives the player a small boost and increase top speed when more are collected, up to a maximum of ten.
Rupee - The equivalent of a coin, used for Hyrule Circuit and Zelda related courses. They replace coins in the item roulette and in the track.
Bell - The equivalent of a coin, used for Animal Crossing. They replace coins in the item roulette and in the track.
Cash - The equivalent of a coin, used for Splatoon related courses. They replace coins in the item roulette and in the track.
Balloon ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - The equivalent of an Item Box, used for Diddy Kong Racing related course. Source
Item Box (Capsule) ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - The equivalent of an Item Box, used for Sonic related course. Source
Star Block ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - The equivalent of an Item Box, used for Kirby related course. Source
Banana ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - The equivalent of a coin, used for Donkey Kong Country / Diddy Kong Racing related courses. They replace coins in the item roulette and in the track. Source
Ring ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - The equivalent of a coin, used for Sonic related courses. They replace coins in the item roulette and in the track. Source
Food ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - The equivalent of a coin, used for Kirby related courses. They replace coins in the item roulette and in the track. Source
~ New Items
Coin Block ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ - * floats above player for a short time (10 seconds). Hop to collect upto 10 coins. Can only be obtained if player has 0 coins. Replacing the Coin Box item from Mario Kart Tour. Example
~ Returning Items
Banana Peel - When a kart hits a Banana Peel, it spins out. You can carry one behind your kart to protect yourself from a single attack. Can be thrown backward and forward.
Green Shell - Travels in a straight line and knocks over a kart it hits.
Red Shell - Red Shell Homes in on the closest kart in front of the player and knocks it over.
Feather - Causes the player to spin and leap in the air, providing a small speed boost upon landing, akin to a regular trick (characters will also perform a trick animation during the jump).
Mushroom - Provides the player's kart with a small speed boost.
Super Star - Provides the player invincibility from all terrain and items, and also giving a speed boost.
Boo - Unleashes Boo, who turns the player invisible for a brief time, making them impervious to enemy attacks, and steals an opponent's item. Cannot steal Special Items.
Coinˣ - Grants the player two extra coins and a micro boost.
Lightningˣ - Causes all opponents to drop their items, shrink, and drive slowly for a short time.
Fake Item - Looks just like an item box, but when you run into it, it knocks you over.
Bob-omb - Explodes after a short time when thrown or dropped, knocking over any kart in its blast radius.
Blooper - Sprays ink on all racers ahead and reduces their visibility. The racers hit also lose some of their traction while sprayed.
Bullet Billˣ - Transforms the player into a Bullet Bill, rocketing through the track with auto-pilot, and providing invincibility from all terrain and items.
Spiny Shellˣ - Targets the racer in first place, knocking over all other karts in its path.
Super Horn - Emits a radial shockwave hitting racers, as well as destroying all obstacles, including the Spiny Shell.
~ Special Items
Fireball (Red) - Three fireballs will revolve around your kart. They split up after they're thrown and go sliding ahead. These powerful pyrotechnics can take out multiple opponents at once. Drivers: Mario, Fire Mario
Fireball (Green) - Three fireballs will revolve around your kart. They split up after they're thrown and go sliding ahead. These powerful pyrotechnics can take out multiple opponents at once. Drivers: Luigi, Fire Luigi
Fire Flower - Allows the player to throw fireballs for a short time that cause other karts to spin out on impact. Drivers: Metal Mario, Fire Peach, Fire Bro
Ice Flower - Three balls of ice will revolve around your kart. Throw them all at once and they'll freeze any kart they hit, causing them to slide. Drivers: Ice Bro, Ice Mario, Penguin Luigi
Heart - This protective Heart revolves around your kart for a set amount of time, shielding you from attacks. Any item that hits the player becomes theirs to use. A cute and handy item. Drivers: Peach, Daisy, Villager, Wendy, Mametchi
Yoshi's Egg - This egg rolls down the road and home in on opponents. When they hit and break, they'll drop three more items. Drivers: Yoshi
Birdo's Egg - Homes in on the kart in front of you and crashes once it hits. Three more items will fly out when it breaks. Drivers: Birdo
Chain Chomp - This fearsome beast chases karts with reckless abandon, pulling the player behind it at breakneck speeds. Drivers: Baby Mario, Baby Luigi
Triple Mushrooms - Orbits the player's kart, providing them with three separate speed boosts. Drivers: Toad, Toadette
Golden Mushroom - Provides the player's kart with continuous speed boosts for a short time. Drivers: Captain Toad
Mega Mushroom - The driver grows bigger, which allows them to squash other racers by running over them, making them lose their items and slow down for a moment. Drivers: Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Wiggler
Poison Mushroom - A stationary item. Looks like a regular mushroom but If one is run into, the victim shrinks, as if hit by a Lightning. Shrunken racers who run into it revert to normal size. Drivers: Kamek * ngl, i didn't really know who to give this item to
Mushroom Cannon - A cannon designed to resemble a Mushroom. Continually shoots out Mushrooms in front of your kart for a set time. Drivers: Monty Mole, Peachette, Toadsworth
Triple Green Shells - Three green shells that orbit the player's kart, protecting them from incoming attacks. Drivers: Koopa Troopa, Dry Bones, Lakitu, Koopa (Freerunning)
Triple Red Shells - Three red shells that orbit the player's kart, protecting them from incoming attacks. Drivers: Paratroopa, Dry Bones, Lakitu, Koopa (Freerunning)
Bowser's Shell - An awe-inspiring giant shell! As it careens down the road, slamming and ramming into karts, it's the very image of Bowser himself. Drivers: Bowser, Bowser Jr., Dry Bowser
Triple Bananas - Three bananas that orbit the player's kart, protecting them from incoming attacks. Drivers: Donkey Kong Jr., Dixie Kong
Giant Banana - Not only does this big banana spin out karts that hit it, but after being struck it breaks into three regular-sized Bananas. Drivers: Donkey Kong
Banana Barrels - Arm your kart with two fully-loaded barrels of Bananas! Continually shoots out Bananas in front of or behind your kart for a set time. Drivers: Diddy Kong, Funky Kong
Thunder Cloud - A thundercloud hovers over the recipient and strikes it with lightning after 10 seconds. The user shrinks to a very small size for 10 seconds, driving more slowly. Before this happens, the user has higher speed and acceleration while not losing speed when driving off-road, and may pass the cloud to an opponent by bumping into them. Drivers: Blinky, Pinky, Inky, Clyde * If there was absolutely no choice but to have the next Meta character, it'd be the Ghosts. Having one of the worst possible specials in the game should balance them out.
POW Block - The POW Block appears above the karts as a 2D image, warning players of its arrival, and causes any racer on the ground ahead of the user to spin out and drop their items. * Since wheelies are no longer a thing, it always spins out other racers unless they're in anti-gravity mode or during an in air trick Drivers: Mii, Don-chan
Super Leaf- Gives the player's kart a tail that can be used to deflect items, knock over opponents and collect coins. The tail will disappear after a moment or if the player is hurt. Drivers: Tanooki Mario
Lucky Seven - Surrounds the player with seven items that rotates around its kart. The player receives a Mushroom, Banana, Green Shell, Red Shell, Blooper, Bob-omb, and a Star. Drivers: King Boo, Pauline, Poochy, Nabbit, Chargin' Chuck, Pianta, Noki
Boomerang Flower - Can be thrown up to three times, hitting racers forward/backward and when it returns to its user after the first and second use. Driver: Boomerang Bro, Larry
Piranha Plant - Automatically chomps on obstacles and other racers, giving a short speed boost for each bite. Drivers: Petey Piranha
Double Bob-ombs - Two Bob-ombs will revolve around your kart. Throw them both at once. Drivers: Wario, Waluigi, Roy
Bob-omb Cannon - Continually shoots out Bob-ombs in front of your kart for a set time. Drivers: Shy Guy
Giga Bob-omb - After being thrown, it will explode after hitting a kart or bouncing 3 times. It has a larger blast radius than a standard Bob-omb. Drivers: King Bob-omb
Bubble - Briefly envelops your kart and protects you from damage for a set time. While in the bubble, you will get a speed boost and float in the air. Drivers: Baby Peach, Baby Daisy, Baby Rosalina, Lemmy
Dash Ring - Tosses out three rings in front of you along the track. Pass through them for a speed boost! Drivers: Rosalina, Luma, Ludwig, Honey Queen
Hammer - Throws multiple Hammers in an arc aimed at karts in front of yours. Drivers: Hammer Bro
Super Bell - A bell rings above the driver, knocking away nearby karts and items. The bell rings three consecutive times. Drivers: Cat Peach, Cat Toad
Capsule - Three colorful capsules surround your kart. They'll bounce at opponents when thrown. Drivers: Dr. Mario
Splat Bomb ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ - * Explodes after a short time when thrown or dropped, knocking and spraying ink on any kart in its blast radius and reduces their visibility. The racers hit also lose some of their traction while sprayed. Drivers: Inkling Girl, Inkling Boy
Magical Boomerang ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾ - * Works like a Boomerang Flower that tracks closes kart infront of player like a Red Shell Drivers: Link
Magnet ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - * a powerful magnet that pulls opponents towards the player Source Drivers: Krunch
Nayru's Love ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - * will surround the racer's kart with a protective shield. Any items that hit this shield will be reflected back at the racer who used them. If a driver using Nayru's Love is attacked with an item such as a Lightning, the racer who used the Lightning item will take damage. Drivers: Zelda
Copy Ability ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - * steals Special item from any racer. If no racer has a special item on them, it'll randomly generate a random racer's Special Item. Drivers: Kirby
Dedede's Hammer ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - * driver using Dedede's Hammer, will swing it around for about 5 seconds. Any karts hit will be squashed, causing them to lose their item and speed momentarily. Drivers: King Dedede
Invincibility Shield ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - * become invulnerable to all damage for a short time. Drivers: Sonic, Tails
Bombs ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - * Think Double Bob-ombs, the original Triple Bananas and the Feather item. If used as a protective item, upon the explosion, the player will leap in the air, providing a small speed boost upon landing. Drivers: Samus
Geno Flash ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ - * works like a Lightning but doesn't strink opponents. Drivers: Geno

• - R.O.B. and Professor E. Gadd have the ability to obtain any special item, excluding Fireball (Green), Birdo's Egg, Lucky Seven, Nayru's Love ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾, Copy Ability ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾, and Geno Flash ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾

~ 5. Courses ~
~ Cups
161 Total Courses
Nitro Grand Prix Mushroom Cup》 Flower Cup》 Star Cup》 Special Cup 🔒
Retro Grand Prix 🔒 Mushroom 🍄 Courses : Shell Cup》Golden Dash Cup》Red Coin Cup》Blue Coin Cup》Banana Cup》Lucky Cat Cup》1-Up Cup》Gold Cup》
Flower 🌷 Courses: Leaf Cup》Turnip Cup》Freezie Cup》Metal Cup》 Lightning Cup》Rock Cup》POW Cup》Heart Cup》
Star ⭐️ Courses: Sun Cup》Moon Cup》Red Shell Cup》Thunder Cloud Cup》Wing Cup》Boomerang Cup》Coin Block Cup》Warp Cup》
Special 👑 Courses: Vanish Cup》Cherry Cup》Mega Cup》Tanooki Cup》? Block Cup》Spiny Cup》Shine Cup》Grand Cup》
World Grand Prix🔒 Lightning⚡️Courses: Egg Cup》Triforce Cup》Crossing Cup》Bell Cup》Propeller Cup》Fruit Cup》Feather Cup》Acorn Cup》Super Cup》World Cup》
Extra Grand Prix 🔒* Excellent idea to introduce courses from the Mario Kart GP series as well as new courses for DLC content
~ New Courses
Nitro Grand Prix: Mushroom Cup 🍄 1. New Mario Circuit 2. TBD 3. TBD 4. TBD
Nitro Grand Prix: Flower Cup 🌷 1. beach- or water-themed course 2. TBD 3. TBD 4. TBD
Nitro Grand Prix: Star Cup ⭐️ 1. ice- or snow-themed course 2. TBD 3. TBD 4. TBD
Nitro Grand Prix: Special Cup 👑 1. TBD 2. TBD 3. New Bowser's Castle 4. New Rainbow Road
~ Retro Courses
Mushroom 🍄 Courses Retro Grand Prix: Shell Cup 1. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Mario Kart Stadium 2. ᵈˢ Yoshi Falls 3. ᵍᶜⁿ Baby Park 4. ˢⁿᵉˢ Bowser Castle 1
Retro Grand Prix: Golden Dash Cup 1. ʷⁱⁱ Luigi Circuit 2. ᵍᵇᵃ Shy Guy Beach 3. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Sweet Sweet Canyon 4. ᵍᶜⁿ Dry Dry Desert
Retro Grand Prix: Red Coin Cup 1. ³ᵈˢ Toad Circuit 2. ⁿ⁶⁴ Moo Moo Farm 3. ᵍᵇᵃ Riverside Park 4. ʷⁱⁱ Toad's Factory
Retro Grand Prix: Blue Coin Cup 1. ⁿ⁶⁴ Luigi Raceway 2. ˢⁿᵉˢ Donut Plains 1 3. ᵈˢ Cheep Cheep Beach 4. ³ᵈˢ Shy Guy Bazaar
Retro Grand Prix: Banana Cup 1. ᵈˢ Figure-8 Circuit 2. ʷⁱⁱ Moo Moo Meadows 3. ³ᵈˢ Cheep Cheep Lagoon 4. ⁿ⁶⁴ Kalimari Desert
Retro Grand Prix: Lucky Cat Cup 1. ˢⁿᵉˢ Mario Circuit 1 2. ᵍᶜⁿ Peach Beach 3. ⁿ⁶⁴ Koopa Troopa Beach 4. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Thwomp Ruins
Retro Grand Prix: 1-Up Cup 1. ᵍᶜⁿ Luigi Circuit 2. ³ᵈˢ Daisy Hills 3. ˢⁿᵉˢ Ghost Valley 1 4. ᵍᵇᵃ Bowser Castle 1
Retro Grand Prix: Gold Cup 1. ᵍᵇᵃ Peach Circuit 2. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Water Park 3. ʷⁱⁱ Mushroom Gorge 4. ᵈˢ Luigi's Mansion
Flower 🌷 Courses Retro Grand Prix: Leaf Cup 1. ᵍᶜⁿ Mushroom Bridge 2. ᵍᵇᵃ Boo Lake 3. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Twisted Mansion 4. ³ᵈˢ Rock Rock Mountain
Retro Grand Prix: Turnip Cup 1. ᵍᵇᵃ Mario Circuit 2. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Toad Harbor 3. ⁿ⁶⁴ Choco Mountain 4. ˢⁿᵉˢ Bowser Castle 2
Retro Grand Prix: Freezie Cup 1. ᵈˢ Desert Hills 2. ᵍᶜⁿ Mario Circuit 3. ʷⁱⁱ DK Summit 4. ᵍᵇᵃ Bowser Castle 2
Retro Grand Prix: Metal Cup 1. ʷⁱⁱ Mario Circuit 2. ⁿ⁶⁴ Frappe Snowland 3. ᵍᶜⁿ Daisy Cruiser 4. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Shy Guy Falls
Retro Grand Prix: Lightning Cup 1. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Mario Circuit 2. ˢⁿᵉˢ Ghost Valley 2 3. ᵈˢ Waluigi Pinball 4. ʷⁱⁱ Wario's Gold Mine
Retro Grand Prix: Rock Cup 1. ˢⁿᵉˢ Choco Island 1 2. ᵈˢ Delfino Square 3. ³ᵈˢ Music Park 4. ⁿ⁶⁴ Mario Raceway
Retro Grand Prix: POW Cup 1. ³ᵈˢ Wuhu Loop 2. ʷⁱⁱ Coconut Mall 3. ᵍᵇᵃ Cheese Land 4. ᵈˢ Shroom Ridge
Retro Grand Prix: Heart Cup 1. ⁿ⁶⁴ Toad's Turnpike 2. ³ᵈˢ Mario Circuit 3. ˢⁿᵉˢ Donut Plains 2 4. ᵍᶜⁿ Waluigi Stadium
Star ⭐️ Courses Retro Grand Prix: Sun Cup 1. ᵍᵇᵃ Snow Land 2. ˢⁿᵉˢ Choco Island 2 3. ᵍᶜⁿ Yoshi Circuit 4. ⁿ⁶⁴ Bowser's Castle
Retro Grand Prix: Moon Cup 1. ⁿ⁶⁴ Wario Stadium 2. ʷⁱⁱ Koopa Cape 3. ᵍᵇᵃ Yoshi Desert 4. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Mount Wario
Retro Grand Prix: Red Shell Cup 1. ʷⁱⁱ Daisy Circuit 2. ᵍᵇᵃ Ribbon Road 3. ᵈˢ Mario Circuit 4. ᵍᶜⁿ DK Mountain
Retro Grand Prix: Thunder Cloud Cup 1. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Sunshine Airport 2. ⁿ⁶⁴ Sherbet Land 3. ˢⁿᵉˢ Vanilla Lake 1 4. ³ᵈˢ Maka Wuhu
Retro Grand Prix: Wing Cup 1. ᵈˢ DK Pass 2. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Dolphin Shoals 3. ³ᵈˢ Neo Bowser City 4. ʷⁱⁱ Grumble Volcano
Retro Grand Prix: Boomerang Cup 1. ᵍᶜⁿ Sherbet Land 2. ³ᵈˢ Wario Shipyard 3. ⁿ⁶⁴ Royal Raceway 4. ˢⁿᵉˢ Bowser Castle 3
Retro Grand Prix: Coin Block Cup 1. ˢⁿᵉˢ Koopa Beach 1 2. ᵈˢ Tick-Tock Clock 3. ʷⁱⁱ Maple Treeway 4. ᵍᵇᵃ Bowser Castle 3
Retro Grand Prix: Warp Cup 1. ³ᵈˢ Piranha Plant Slide 2. ᵍᶜⁿ Mushroom City 3. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Electrodrome 4. ᵈˢ Airship Fortress
Special 👑 Courses Retro Grand Prix: Vanish Cup 1. ˢⁿᵉˢ Donut Plains 3 2. ʷⁱⁱ Moonview Highway 3. ᵍᵇᵃ Bowser Castle 4 4. ᵍᶜⁿ Rainbow Road
Retro Grand Prix: Cherry Cup 1. ³ᵈˢ DK Jungle 2. ᵍᵇᵃ Broken Pier 3. ˢⁿᵉˢ Ghost Valley 3 4. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Rainbow Road
Retro Grand Prix: Mega Cup 1. ʷⁱⁱ Dry Dry Ruins 2. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Bone-Dry Dunes 3. ⁿ⁶⁴ Banshee Boardwalk 4. ˢⁿᵉˢ Vanilla Lake 2
Retro Grand Prix: Tanooki Cup 1. ᵍᶜⁿ Wario Colosseum 2. ³ᵈˢ Rosalina's Ice World 3. ʷⁱⁱ Bowser's Castle 4. ⁿ⁶⁴ Rainbow Road
Retro Grand Prix: ? Block Cup 1. ᵈˢ Wario Stadium 2. ˢⁿᵉˢ Koopa Beach 2 3. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Bowser's Castle 4. ᵍᵇᵃ Rainbow Road
Retro Grand Prix: Spiny Cup 1. ᵍᵇᵃ Lakeside Park 2. ᵍᶜⁿ Dino Dino Jungle 3. ᵈˢ Bowser Castle 4. ʷⁱⁱ Rainbow Road
Retro Grand Prix: Shine Cup 1. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Cloudtop Cruise 2. ⁿ⁶⁴ Yoshi Valley 3. ³ᵈˢ Bowser's Castle 4. ᵈˢ Rainbow Road
Retro Grand Prix: Grand Cup 1. ⁿ⁶⁴ D.K.'s Jungle Parkway 2. ᵈˢ Peach Gardens 3. ᵍᶜⁿ Bowser's Castle 4. ³ᵈˢ Rainbow Road
Lightning⚡️Courses 🔒 World Grand Prix: Egg Cup 1. ˢⁿᵉˢ Rainbow Road 2. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Berlin Byways 3. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Wild Woods 4. ˢʷᶦᵗᶜʰ Yoshi's Island
World Grand Prix: Triforce Cup 1. ˢⁿᵉˢ Mario Circuit 4 2. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Los Angeles Laps 3. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Piranha Plant Cove 4. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Hyrule Circuit
World Grand Prix: Crossing Cup 1. ᵍᵇᵃ Luigi Circuit 2. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Sydney Sprint 3. TBA 4. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Animal Crossing
World Grand Prix: Bell Cup 1. ᵍᵇᵃ Sky Garden 2. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Singapore Speedway 3. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Super Bell Subway 4. TBA
World Grand Prix: Propeller Cup 1. ˢⁿᵉˢ Mario Circuit 3 2. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Vancouver Velocity 3. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Ice Ice Outpost 4. ˢʷᶦᵗᶜʰ Sky-High Sundae
World Grand Prix: Fruit Cup 1. ᵍᵇᵃ Sunset Wilds 2. ᵗᵒᵘʳ New York Minute 3. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Bangkok Rush 4. TBA
World Grand Prix: Feather Cup 1. ˢⁿᵉˢ Mario Circuit 2 2. ᵗᵒᵘʳ London Loop 3. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Ninja Hideaway 4. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Mute City
World Grand Prix: Acorn Cup 1. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Paris Promenade 2. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Merry Mountain 3. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Dragon Driftway 4. TBA
World Grand Prix: Super Cup 1. ᵍᵇᵃ Cheep-Cheep Island 2. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Amsterdam Drift 3. TBA 4. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Big Blue
World Grand Prix: World Cup 1. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Tokyo Blur 2. ʷⁱⁱ ᵘ Excitebike Arena 3. ᵗᵒᵘʳ Athens Dash 4. TBA
~ Extra/DLC Courses
Extra Grand Prix: Mario Cup 1. ᵃᵍᵖ Mario Highway 2. ᵃᵍᵖ Mario Beach
Extra Grand Prix: Extra Mario Cup 🔒 1. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ Splash Circuit 2. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ Tropical Coast
Extra Grand Prix: DK Cup 1. ᵃᵍᵖ DK Jungle 2. ᵃᵍᵖ Bananan Ruins
Extra Grand Prix: Extra DK Cup 🔒 1. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ Bananan Labyrinth 2. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ DK Jungle
Extra Grand Prix: Wario Cup 1. ᵃᵍᵖ Diamond City 2. ᵃᵍᵖ Snow Panic
Extra Grand Prix: Waluigi Cup 1. ᵃᵍᵖ² Stadium Arena 2. ᵃᵍᵖ² Waluigi Stadium
Extra Grand Prix: Pac-Man Cup 1. ᵃᵍᵖ Pac Mountain 2. ᵃᵍᵖ Pac Labyrinth
Extra Grand Prix: Extra Pac-Man Cup 🔒 1. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ PAC-MAN Stadium 2. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ NAMCO Circuit
Extra Grand Prix: Bowser Cup 1. ᵃᵍᵖ Bowser's Castle 2. ᵃᵍᵖ Castle Wall
Extra Grand Prix: Extra Bowser Cup 🔒 1. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ Bowser's Factory 2. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ Bowser's Castle
Extra Grand Prix: Rainbow Cup 🔒 1. ᵃᵍᵖ Rainbow Coaster 2. ᵃᵍᵖ Rainbow Downhill
Extra Grand Prix: Yoshi Cup 1. ᵃᵍᵖ² Yoshi Park 1 2. ᵃᵍᵖ² Yoshi Park 2
Extra Grand Prix: Toad Cup 1. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ Peach Castle 2. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ Kingdom Way
Extra Grand Prix: Don-chan Cup 🔒 1. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ Bon Dance Street 2. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ Omatsuri Circuit
Extra Grand Prix: Bowser Jr. Cup 1. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ Aerial Road 2. ᵃᵍᵖᵈˣ Sky Arena
Extra Grand Prix: Inklings Cup 1. Splatoon themed course * Splat Circuit 2. Splatoon themed course
Extra Grand Prix: Sonic ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ 🔒 1. Sonic themed course * Twinkle Circuit Source at 1:00 2. Sonic themed course * Green Hill Zone related course
Extra Grand Prix: King K. Rool ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ 🔒 1. King K. Rool/Donkey Kong Country related themed course 2. Diddy Kong Racing related themed course * Jungle Falls or Darkmoon Caverns Source 1 Source 2
Extra Grand Prix: Zelda ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ 🔒 1. Zelda themed course * Lost Woods 2. Zelda themed course
Extra Grand Prix: Kirby ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ 🔒 1. Kirby themed course * Fantasy Meadows (from Kirby Air Ride) Source 2. Kirby themed course * Meta Knight's Halberd or The Great Cave Offensive
Extra Grand Prix: Samus ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ 🔒 1. Metroid themed course 2. Metroid themed course
~ 6. Battle ~
In all games, the engine class of Battle Mode is fixed to 50cc. An exception is the Renegade Roundup mode where it is increased to 100cc.
~ Battle Modes
Balloon Battle》Team Balloon Battle》 Classic Balloon Battle》Team Classic Balloon Battle - Mini Bomb Karts return. Shine Thief》Team Shine Thief》 Bob-omb Blast》Team Bob-omb Blast Shine Runners Coin Runners (Coin Battle)》Team Coin Runners》 Renegade Roundup
Thunder Cloud Tag ⁽ⁿᵉʷ⁾* - Similar to Shine Thief but reverse. Think of it as Tag. A random player has a Thunder Cloud and must tag others to lose it from above their head. If the player holds the Thunder Cloud when the timer reaches zero, this process repeats until one player remains.
~ Courses
ˢⁿᵉˢ Battle Course 1 ˢⁿᵉˢ Battle Course 2 ˢⁿᵉˢ Battle Course 3 ˢⁿᵉˢ Battle Course 4 ⁿ⁶⁴ Big Donut ⁿ⁶⁴ Block Fort ⁿ⁶⁴ Double Deck ⁿ⁶⁴ Skyscraper ᵍᵇᵃ Battle Course 1 ᵍᵇᵃ Battle Course 2 ᵍᵇᵃ Battle Course 3 ᵍᵇᵃ Battle Course 4 ᵍᶜⁿ Cookie Land ᵍᶜⁿ Block City ᵍᶜⁿ Luigi's Mansion ᵍᶜⁿ Nintendo GameCube ᵍᶜⁿ Pipe Plaza ᵍᶜⁿ Tilt-a-Kart ᵈˢ Nintendo DS ᵈˢ Twilight House ᵈˢ Palm Shore ᵈˢ Tart Top ᵈˢ Block Fort ᵈˢ Pipe Plaza ʷⁱⁱ Block Plaza ʷⁱⁱ Delfino Pier ʷⁱⁱ Funky Stadium ʷⁱⁱ Chain Chomp Wheel ʷⁱⁱ Thwomp Desert ³ᵈˢ Honeybee Hive (Honeybee House) ³ᵈˢ Sherbet Rink ³ᵈˢ Wuhu Town ˢʷᶦᵗᶜʰ Battle Stadium ˢʷᶦᵗᶜʰ Sweet Sweet Kingdom ˢʷᶦᵗᶜʰ Dragon Palace ˢʷᶦᵗᶜʰ Lunar Colony ˢʷᶦᵗᶜʰ Urchin Underpass ᵗᵒᵘʳ New York Minute B ᵗᵒᵘʳ Paris Promenade B Icicle Pyramid or Smokey Castle ⁽ᵈˡᶜ⁾ Source 1 Source 2

John "Johnny" Lawrence

"You're gonna be my karate teacher?"
"No, I'm gonna be your sensei"

Johnny Lawrence was born in California in 1967 to Laura Lawrence and an absent father. After his mother married an abusive rich man, Johnny became the target of his abuse, leading to him being very withdrawn and quiet. Because of this, he was bullied in school. One day, he discovered the Cobra Kai karate dojo, which his stepfather eventually agreed to let him join. Former Army Captain and Cobra Kai sensei John Kreese took him under his wing, with Johnny becoming the dojo's best student and winning the All-Valley Karate Tournament two years in a row. His senior year, he was defeated by Daniel LaRusso during the tournament, after which Kreese strangled him and nearly killed him. From that point forward, Johnny's life went in a downward spiral. Over the next 30 years, he got married and divorced, neglecting his son Robby due to his own insecurities about being a father. When he was fired from his job as a handyman, he decided to reopen the Cobra Kai dojo to train new students, reigniting his rivalry with Daniel.
Source Key

Miyagi-Verse

The "Miyagi-Verse'' is a term coined by the Cobra Kai showrunners to describe the storyline of the four Karate Kid movies and Cobra Kai. Feats from the Miyagi-Verse and media adapting it (i.e. the novelizations) will be in this section.

Strength

Teen

• Beats Daniel, leaving him unconscious on his feet^K
• Breaks a wooden sign with a kick^K
  • Comic^C2
    • In the novelization, he dents the chain link fence instead^KN11

Adult

• Breaks several cement blocks with a punch during a demonstration^S2E3
• Smashes cinderblocks with strikes^S4E5
• Breaks a car window with a punch and pulls a man through while drunk^S3E1
• Throws a man onto the windshield of a car, heavily cracking it^S3E2
• Throws about some men, smashing furniture^!
• One shots Robby^S3E10
  • Robby was still conscious after taking several hits from Miguel, who bent a metal rod with a kick^S2E10 and could deflect balls from a pitching machine that made a dent in a wall^S1E5
• Breaks a surfboard in half with a kick^S5E1
• Breaks a board with a headbutt^S2E8
• Breaks a pot with a kick^S2E3
• Rips out a man's earring^S2E6

Durability/Endurance

Teen

• Gets into a fight with Daniel^C1
• Does 60 pull-ups in two minutes^C3
• Takes a hit from Bobby^C3
• Gets hit in the back of the head by Daniel, smashing his face into the mat^K

Adult

• Takes several hits from Daniel^S2E10
• Takes multiple hits from Kreese, including getting thrown into a mirror, shattering it^S2E1
• Gets tackled into a pillar and thrown on the ground^S1E1

Speed/Agility

Teen

• Dodges a karate student's kick^K
• Kicks a karate student out of the air^K
  • Comic^C4

Adult

• Dodges and blocks blows from Daniel^S3E2
• Dodges strikes from highly trained karate masters^!
• Dodges a man's punches^S2E6

Skill/Misc

Teen

• Won the Under 18 All-Valley Karate Championship two years in a row^K
  • Won the second tournament without letting a single point be scored on him^S1E2
    • The tournament is only open to students brown-belt level and above^K
• Easily counters a karate student's punch^K
• Thrashes Daniel before he learns karate^K
  • Novelization^KN3 - Comic^C1

Adult

• Kreese says that he's the best student Cobra Kai has ever had^S2E2
• Fights a group of highly skilled senseis flown in from Korea while drunk and (mostly) wins^S5E10
• Fights Kreese and holds the advantage, then manhandles Robby while holding back^S3E10
• Ties with Daniel in a match^S4E5
• Beats up two bikers^S1E8
• With Daniel, fights a group of thugs in a chop shop^S3E2
• With his old Cobra Kai buddies, beats up a group of men in a bar^S2E6
• Beats up scammers with Robby^S5E1
• While rusty, beats up a group of high schoolers^S1E1
• Diverts Dimitri's punches then flips him^S1E6
• Twists a man's arm^S2E5
• Provides physical therapy for Miguel, helping him regain the use of his legs^S3E7
• [Limit] Pretty much loses a fight with a Mexican MMA fighter, only winning when he grinds a pepper in his eyes^S5E2

Teaching Ability

• Under his tutelage, Miguel Diaz wins the Under 18 All-Valley Karate Championship^S1E10

Cobra Kai: The Karate Kid Saga Continues

Note that some feats are performed by other characters, but all playable characters can perform the same physical feats.

Strength

• Player characters can break crates, phone charging stations, and wooden railings with their strikes^CK
• Slams enemies into cars hard enough to damage them^CK
• Can launch enemies using a weapon like a bat^CK
• Can crack the ground using a weapon like a guitar^CK
• Breaks prize cabinets by slamming enemies into them^CK
• Slams an enemy into a giant stuffed octopus, leaving them half sticking out^CK
• Throws enemies into arcade basketball hoops^CK
• Slams an enemy on a foosball table then strikes them, damaging the table underneath^CK
• Breaks a large display case by slamming an enemy into it^CK
• Slams an enemy into a sunglasses stand, breaking it^CK
• Damages a hot dog cart by slamming an enemy into it^CK
• Throws enemies high into the air over a fence^CK
• Strikes a locker door and cause it to collide with an enemy's head hard enough to bend^CK
• Slams an enemy onto a wooden table hard enough to break it^CK
• Slams an enemy into a cafeteria bar, breaking the glass^CK
• Slams an enemy into a jukebox, knocking out records^CK
• Rocks a tree planter by slamming an enemy into it^CK
• Knocks down shelves at a comic store by slamming an enemy into the wall^CK
• Slams an enemy into a group of gumball machines, breaking some^CK
• Damages a cotton candy machine by slamming an enemy into it^CK
• Warps a gas pump by slamming an enemy into it^CK
• Can knock around a enemy so heavy he cracks the ground when he lands after jumping^CK
• Breaks a tabletop in half and bends the metal pole by slamming an enemy into it^CK
• Kicks around a motorcycle^CK
• Damages a sign by slamming an enemy into it^CK
• Slams an enemy's face onto a table, bending it^CK
• Slams an enemy into the tournament bracket wall, knocking down the namecards^CK
• Throws an enemy through a screen^CK
• Throws enemies into banners, knocking them off the ceiling^CK
• Breaks a trophy case by slamming an enemy into it^CK
• Throws an enemy through a wood fence^CK

Durability

• Takes a kick from Kreese, who makes a large crater in the ground^CK
• Can get hit by cars during a boss fight^CK
• Can get hit by cars that fall from the sky and explode during a boss fight^CK
• Can get hit with several molotov cocktails during a boss fight^CK
• Can get hit by an enemy that cracks the ground with his blows^CK
  • Parrying the attack greatly reduces damage and negates knockback^CK
• Can get hit by and parry attacks from an enemy that cracks the ground by landing after jumping into the air^CK

Speed/Skill

• Can parry strikes from enemies^CK
• Kicks an enemy into a photo booth as they leap^CK
• Kicks an enemy into a portapotty as they leap^CK
• Hits an enemy on the edge of a pool, sending them flying so they land on an intertube^CK
• Kicks an enemy into a stack of surfboards as they leap^CK
• Throws an enemy into a training dummy such that it wraps around anthem^CK

Misc

• Kicks an enemy into a car lift, knocking the car down^CK
• Stuffs an enemy in a giant rat head mini golf prop^CK

Skills

Personal

• Flaming Spinwheel: Creates a swirl of flames around his body and spins forward^CK
  • Upgrade: Lights enemies on fire
    • Skill Tree Branch 1
      • Ignores gravity while spinning
      • Gains more points
      • Increases damage by 50%
    • Skill Tree Branch 2
      • Spins upward instead of forward
      • Charges more ultimate meter
      • Increases damage by 50%
• Sweep the Leg: Lights his legs on fire, delivering two kicks^CK
  • Upgrade: Decreases the cooldown
    • Skill Tree Branch 1
      • Increases damage by 20%
      • Gains more points
      • Increases damage by another 100%
    • Skill Tree Branch 2
      • Decreases the cooldown further
      • Decreases the cooldown of other skills
      • Decreases its own cooldown even further
• Way of the Fist: Increases Johnny's damage by 50% for 5 seconds^CK
  • Upgrade: Decreases the cooldown
    • Skill Tree Branch 1
      • Moves 30% faster during the duration of the buff
      • Increases the duration to 7 seconds
      • All attacks become critical hits for the duration of the buff
    • Skill Tree Branch 2
      • Decreases damage taken for the duration of the buff by 30%
      • Increases the duration to 7 seconds
      • Decreases damage taken for the duration of the buff by 75%
• Punch-nado: Punches the ground, damaging it and summoning a tornado of fire in front of him^CK
  • Upgrade: The tornado hits multiple times, suspending enemies in the air
    • Skill Tree Branch 1
      • Creates a second tornado behind him
      • The tornadoes light enemies ablaze
      • The tornadoes rotate around the area
    • Skill Tree Branch 2
      • Sends the tornado forward
      • Increases speed and distance of tornado
      • Creates two additional tornadoes
• Cobra Kai Never Dies: After filling the ultimate meter, Johnny summons a giant fire cobra and punches forward, launching the cobra, which leaves a trail of flames and damages the ground^CK

Dojo

• Cobra Punch: Charges his fist with fire to deliver a powerful punch^CK
  • Upgrade: Sets enemies on fire
    • Skill Tree Branch 1
      • Launches a fire tornado forward
      • The tornado lights enemies on fire
      • Increases burning damage
    • Skill Tree Branch 2
      • Dashes forward while punching
      • Dashes further
      • Increases damage by 100%
• Kai Kick: Lights his leg on fire and does a flip kick to launch enemies in the air and light them ablaze^CK
  • Upgrade: Sets enemies ablaze
    • Skill Tree Branch 1
      • Launches a fire tornado forward
      • Increases burning damage
      • Increases burning damage further
    • Skill Tree Branch 2
      • Does a second flip kick
      • Adds an additional hit on each kick
      • Each kick hits 4 times
• Tiger Sweep: Performs a sweep kick that stuns enemies^CK
  • Upgrade: Performing another skill after a sweep guarantees a critical hit
    • Skill Tree Branch 1
      • Slides forward while kicking
      • Slides further
      • Lights enemies on fire
    • Skill Tree Branch 2
      • Increases the duration of the stun
      • Increases the duration of the stun further
      • Decreases the cooldown
• Cobra Dynamite: Punches the ground, cracking it and creating an explosion that launches enemies into the air^CK
  • Upgrade: Reduces the cooldown
    • Skill Tree Branch 1
      • Sets enemies ablaze
      • Increases burning damage
      • Increases burning damage further
    • Skill Tree Branch 2
      • Reduces cooldown further
      • Increases the area of the explosion
      • Reduces the cooldown even further

Who will enter the Sierra? Who will take time off? Who will skip ahead to NorCal? TIME IS CURRENTLY TELLING and I am reporting.
All of my NOBO bb's have officially set off on their journeys which means....... It's almost time for dirty SOBO szn ;) Luv u bbs
As always, we appreciate all of your updates from trail and wish you nothing but the absolute best as your embark and continue on your PCT journey. HYOH, LNT, and remember to thank your local Trail Angel.

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Hiker	Trail Name	Start Date	Current Location-ish	Week 11 Update:
u/Schrodingers-cat-30	Ditto	MAR 2 2023 (NOBO)	Sierra Nevada	5/26: no update posted
u/TrailNicks, Link 2	Golden	MAR 5 2023 (NOBO)	not sure	5/26: Had a grand old time at KMS, but may be skipping north?
u/TrailHead42	Trailhead	MAR 10 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/26: no update posted
u/juliozz59, Link 2	Spread	MAR 20 2023 (NOBO)	On Trail!	5/26: practicing fire safety on trail
u/emdem55	Keys	MAR 22 2023 (NOBO)	Off Trail!	5/26: off trail to await snow melt
u/Beefandsteel		MAR 22 2023 (NOBO)	Off Trail!	5/26: off trail to await snow melt
u/jacobburns		MAR 22 2023 (NOBO)	past mi 400	5/26: Cajon Pass McD's, hit mi 400, "had the final party at The Oasis in Agua Dulce before they banned alcohol"
u/ThrowAwayTheAT		MAR 22 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/26: no update posted
u/7-legged-octopus		MAR 27 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/26: no update posted
u/frankiehikes	Tabs	MAR 28 2023 (NOBO)	Off Trail!	5/26: Off trail to await snow melt, flipping to NorCal
u/particularamphibian, Link 2, Link 3		MAR 28 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/26: no update posted
u/yourgirlbribri		MAR 29 2023 (NOBO)	On Trail!	5/26: no update posted
u/Intrepid-Ad-4770, Link 2	Sweets	MAR 29 2023 (NOBO)	past Tehachapi	5/26: "Now this the desert i thoughtit would be! Hot and LONG water carries"
u/Future_Psychology_91	Dundee on the AT.. on the PCT?	MAR 30 2023 (NOBO)	Tehachapi	5/26: took a couple zero's in Tehachapi
u/Kalmes12345		MAR 31 2023 (NOBO)	Off Trail!	5/26: Taking some time off to travel while waiting for snow melt
u/chroniclesofvanlife, Link 2, Link 3	Stitches	APR 1 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/26: no update posted
u/nataliethisisnatalie	Bestie	APR 1 2023 (NOBO)	Big Bear	5/26: "Mile 369.3 - 266.1, Returning to trail after our weekend in Wrightwood felt natural and calm. Compared to the previous week, this one was a walk in the park!"
u/Phantom_dong		APR 5 2023 (NOBO)	Sierra Nevada	5/26: "There were multiple times that there were semi-fresh tracks on the trail that I would follow for miles. I even saw a baby print at one point… Along with all this, I passed both the 25% mark as well as 700 miles from the Mexico border. "
u/pelostrece	Spanish Inquisition	APR 5 2023 (NOBO)	SL Tahoe	5/26: decided to skip up to Tahoe
u/UtahHiker69	Fry Pocket	APR 6 2023 (NOBO)	KMS	5/26: winning the award for most fun had on trail so far!
u/shoebinn, Link 2		APR 7 2023 (NOBO)	Off Trail!	5/26: hit mi 600 but posted this morning that they are taking a train from Bakersfield to Portland so might be off trail for a little?
u/evoncassier		APR 7 2023 (NOBO)	On Trail!	5/26: "The more I use my body, the quieter my mind becomes. Journaling is almost nonexistent. Dirt adds texture to your food but it’s a terrible seasoning."
u/RedNi12		APR 9 2023 (NOBO)	LA AQ	5/26: night hiked the LA AQ
u/tomnomnom17		APR 10 2023 (NOBO)	On Trail!	5/26: Wind farms for days
u/Beccatravels	Pepper	APR 10 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/26: no update posted
u/jesshikes		APR 11 2023 (NOBO)	KMS	5/26: "The Desert: the first major section of the PCT—702 miles; full of snow, waterless exposed ridges, valleys, and lots of ice cream."
u/DrWolffe	Scrambles	APR 11 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/26: No update posted
u/mikenikey	Water Taxi	APR 12 2023 (NOBO)	Off Trail!	5/26: had an unfortunate time and got airlifted to a hospital, getting back on at Walker Pass at a later date
u/woodsbearoutdoors		APR 14 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/26: no update posted
u/pollyf		APR 14 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/26: no update posted
u/hallroosevelt, Link 2		APR 15 2023 (NOBO)	past Tehachapi	5/26: night hiked the LA AQ,
u/AgentDouble00	Doppler	APR 15 2023 (NOBO)	Warner Springs	5/27: Warner Springs
u/Bullish_bear000		APR 19 2023 (NOBO)	Baden Powell	5/27: Crosscountry skiied into Wrightwood, broke a trekking pole, and then plans to crawl back up to Baden Powell
u/esahr	Guidebook	APR 19 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/27: No update posted
u/Just_karo	Flamethrower	APR 20 2023 (NOBO)	On Trail!	5/27: "Good times and good friends - what else do you need!"
u/charles1503, Link 2, Link 3		APR 21 2023 (NOBO)	mi 450ish	5/27: hit 400 mi mark! Getting awesome trail magic in the desert
u/B2Pats	Marine	APR 23 2023 (NOBO)	past mi 400	5/27: "I'm thinking I'll try the Sierra (Motor and Sister too), others don't. Things may change before then, but in the meantime, let's make the most of it."
u/loganlaliberte	Juice	APR 25 2023 (NOBO)	Mill Creek	5/27: catching beautiful sunrises in the desert
u/FishingFrank, Link 2	Papa Roja	APR 26 2023 (NOBO)	past Wrightwood	5/27: "Sunsets and a sunrise before making the last push into Wrightwood!"
u/Havasu-Hiker23, u/Havasu-hiker	Stix	APR 26 2023 (NOBO)	approaching mi 500	5/27: stayed in Acton, hit mi 400! Vasquez Rocks "The overcast skies were amazing all day, keeping the temperature down!"
u/MoonMoonMoonMooon		APR 27 2023 (NOBO - Section)	No update posted	5/27: No update posted
u/hejkathinka, Link 2	CEO	APR 28 2023 (NOBO)	mi 400ish	5/27: Beautiful sunrises and sunsets in the desert
u/Mschoee		MAY 1 2023 (NOBO)	past Cajon Pass	5/27: hot springs and McD's, need I say more?
u/loombisaurus	Daisy	MAY 1 2023 (NOBO)	approaching KMS	5/27: back on trail, dropped gear off at KMS and went back to make up miles, will attempt the sierra "it makes my hair stand on end and my blood vessels dilate."
u/MoogyzHikez, u/environmental-pop-11		MAY 4 2023 (NOBO)	On Trail!	5/27: On Trail!
u/sharkdork		MAY 5 2023 (NOBO)	approaching mi 400	5/27: hit 300 mi mark!
u/Kristi_Tho		MAY 6 2023 (NOBO)	Big Bear	5/27: "Now taking two “zero” days in Big Bear Lake to resupply and catch up on some luxuries (margaritas) #pct2023"
u/jkeller52		MAY 10 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/26: no update posted
u/Powerful-Plantain-84		MAY 10 2023 (NOBO)	Requested IG	5/26: requested access to IG
u/kinn0n14	Jabberwocky	MAY 13 2023 (NOBO)	On Trail!	5/26: Hit 100 mi mark!
u/dgerken81	Hot Pink	MAY 13 2023 (NOBO)	past mi 100	5/26: "Big Miles & Burnt out."
u/innoutberger	Jenga	MAY 14 2023 (NOBO)	On Trail!	5/26: "The snowpack continues to blanket the landscape, burying the trees, trail, water sources, and my sense of sanity along with it."
u/spiderwinder23		MAY 15 2023 (NOBO)	Off Trail!	5/26: Caught a stomach bug around MVM, taking a few days off but getting back on for SanJac region
u/niccolojoe		MAY 18 2023 (NOBO)	On Trail!	5/26: On Trail!
u/packfullofgoldbars		MAY 20 2023 (NOBO - Section)	past mi 100	5/26: Hit 100 mi mark!
u/bongwaterbaneRYO	The Bane	MAY 20 2023 (NOBO)	past Mt Laguna	5/26: second time on the PCT, made it to Mt Laguna. "Everything about the PCT has been just as magical as I remember."
u/bbqbaconsandwich		MAY 22 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/26: No update from trail yet
u/Big_Bad_Panda	Tinman	MAY 25 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/27: no update from trail yet
u/brick_50		MAY 25 2023 (NOBO)	No update posted	5/27: no update from trail yet
u/margot380, Link 2		JUL 2 2023 (SOBO)	Not Yet On Trail
u/jocheeseburger11	Early Bird	JUL 7 2023 (SOBO)	Not Yet On Trail
u/Sea_counter8398		JUL 8 2023 (SOBO)	Not Yet On Trail
u/lilmisscactus		JUL 8 2023 (SOBO)	Not Yet On Trail
u/Agreeable_Ad_5423		JUL 10 2023 (SOBO)	Not Yet On Trail
u/canthinkofone9	Sweet Rinn	JUL 26 2023 (SOBO - Section)	Not Yet On Trail

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PLEASE NOTE ALL PRICING DOES NOT INCLUDE SHIPPING. I WILL CHARGE SHIPPING EXACTLY BASED ON ZIP / LOCATION. Typically shipping for a game will range between $3-5.
NES Games

• CIB Mike Tyson Punch Out - $200
• Boxed Mike Tyson's Punch Out $170
• Fire N Ice - $200
• Castlevania with Manual - $55
• Mike Tyson's Punch Out - $41
• MC Kids with Manual - $40
• Boxed Tetris 2 - $22
• Bubble Bobble - $20
• 1943 - $20
• Lolo - $16
• Puzznic - $14
• Mario Bros - $20
• Super Pitfall - $13

SNES

• Arkanoid - $25
• Thomas the Tank Engine - $15
• Star Fox - $16
• Tin Star - $14
• NHL 12 - $10
• Toy Story (bad label) - $10
• Speedy Gonzales - $10

GAMECUBE

• NEW Smash Ultimate Gamecube controllers (x4) - $45
• CIB Mario Kart Double Dash - $75
• CIB Animal Crossing - $65
• Boxed Animal Crossing - $55
• Boxed Sonic Adventure 2 Battle - $50
• CIB mario Sunshine - $45
• CIB Sonic Adventure DX - $40
• Boxed Sonic Adventure DX - $35
• Boxed Rayman 3 - $30
• CIB SSX Tricky - $30
• Loose Metroid Prime - $25
• Loose Four Swords Adventure - $65
• Loose Zelda Collector's Edition - $50
• CIB Need for Speed Carbon - $25
• CIB Spyro Enter the Dragonfly - $25
• CIB Spyro Enter the dragonfly (players choice) - $25
• Star Fox Adventure For Display Only - $40
• CIB Time Splitters 2 - $30
• Boxed Spongebob Revenge of the Flying Dutchman - $20
• CIB Barnyard - $20
• Loose Super Monkey Ball 2 - $18

Nintendo 64

• Mario 64 Player's Choice with original Mario 64 Box and manual - $125
• CIB Lego Racers (nicer copy) - $85
• CIB Lego Racers - $70
• Mario 64 - $40
• Mario Party - $40
• Pokemon Snap - $20
• Mario Golf - $30
• Mario Tennis - $25
• Mario Kart 64 - $45
• Jeopardy - $15
• Wave Race - $10

Wii

• CIB Metroid Prime Trilogy - $130
• CIB Wii Party - $50
• Boxed Skyward Sword - $25
• CIB Kirby's Return to Dream Land - $35
• Sleeved New Super Mario Bros wii - $25
• CIB Wii Play Motion - $20
• CIB Super Paper Mario - $20

Switch Switch Photos

• NEW Zamazenta & Zacian Switch Lite - $325
• NEW Smash Ultimate Special Edition - $250
• NEW Smash Ultimate Switch Pro Controller (x2) - $75
• CIB Dragon Quest XI S Echos of an Elusive Age - $45
• Sealed Pokemon Diamond/Pearl Double Pack - $85
• Sealed Jump Force - $50
• CIB Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania Anniversary Edition - $25
• CIB Sonic Colors Ultimate Launch Edition - $30
• CIB Pokemon Shield - $40
• CIB Link's Awakening - $40
• CIB Kirby Star Allies - $35
• CIB Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - $55
• Sealed Octopath Traveler 2 - $45
• Sealed Neo World Ends with You - $40
• CIB Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu - $40
• CIB Skullgirls - $40
• CIB Disgaea 5 Complete - $40
• CIB Mario Tennis Aces - $40
• Sealed Diablo 3 - $40
• CIB Zoids - $20
• CIB Helmut - $20
• CIB Shining Resonance Refrain - $30
• CIB Stardew Valley - $35
• CIB Ghostbusters Remastered - $20
• CIB Bravely Default II - $35
• Sealed Fortnite Minty Legends - $15
• Sealed Fortnite Anime Legends - $15
• Sealed Trollhunters - $15
• Sealed Ben 10 Power Trip - $ 15
• CIB Nickelodeon All-star Brawl - $20
• CIB Big Brain Academy - $15
• CIB Team Sonic Racing - $15
• CIB Sega Genesis Classics - $23
• CIB Puyo Puyo Tetris - $15
• CIB The Sisters - Party of the Year - $15
• CIB Just Dance 2017 - $25
• CIB Splatoon 2 - $20
• CIB Paw Patrol - $12
• CIB Rayman Legends - $18
• Hotel Transylvania loose - $10

Gameboy

• Gargoyle's Quest - $40
• Pokemon Blue (bad label) - $45
• Pokemon Silver - $50
• Pokemon Gold (bad label) - $45

GBC

• Wario Land 3 - $30

GBA

• WATA 9.2 A++ Factory Sealed Golden Sun - $1500
• WATA 9.4 A+ Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga - $1250
• CIB Pokemon Sapphire - $250
• CIB Doom Advance - $150
• Final Fantasy VI Advance - $100
• Mario Pinball Land - $20
• Castlevania Double Pack - $90
• Castlevania Circle of Moon - $30
• Kirby Amazing Mirror - $50

DS

• Pink DSi - $45
• Shaymin Pokemon Distribution Cartridge (EUR) - $900
• Darkrai Pokemon Distribution Cartridge (EUR) - $900
• Diddy Kong Racing Not for Resale - $20
• CIB Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky - $210
• CIB Pokemon White 2 - $220
• Sealed Assassin's Creed 2 Discovery - $35
• Sealed Shaun the Sheep - $50
• CIB Puffy Ami Yumi - $30
• CIB New Super Mario Bros - $20

3DS

• CIB Dragon Quest VIII - $120
• Sealed Gogo Kokopolo Double Pack - $120
• CIB Pokemon Ultra Sun - $50
• CIB Pokemon Moon - $25
• CIB Pokemon X - $45
• CIB Pokemon Y - $45
• CIB Pokemon Omega Ruby - $45
• CIB Pokemon Alpha Sapphire - $45
• Loose Pokemon Art Academy - $45
• Boxed Super Mystery Dungeon - $45
• CIB Monster High New Ghoul in School - $25
• CIB Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate - $22
• Boxed Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D - $25
• CIB Final Fantasy Explorers - $40
• CIB Hey! Pikmin - $40
• CIB Story of Seasons Trio of Towns - 50
• CIB Harvest Moon: The Lost Valley - $25
• CIB Harvest Moon Skytree Village - $25
• CIB Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate - $20
• CIB Monster Hunter Generations - $20

Sega Genesis

• Boxed Wings of Wor - $90
• Loose Truxton - $50
• Boxed Forgotten Worlds - $35
• Boxed Strider - $40
• Boxed Star Control - $30
• Boxed Raiden Trad - $65
• Boxed Raiden Trad (cart wouldn't read) - $45
• CIB Cool Spot - $20
• CIB X-Men - $25
• CIB Sonic Spinball - $20
• CIB 6-Pak - $25
• CIB Ms. Pac Man - $10
• loose Street Fighter 2 Special Champ Edition (destroyed manual) - $20

DREAMCAST (all disc only)

• Marvel vs Capcom clash of Super Heroes - $55
• Sonic Adventure - $35
• House of the dead 2 - $20
• Jet Grind Radio - $40
• Trick style - FREE IF YOU BUY 3 OTHER SEGA GAMES

PS1

• CiB Silent Hill Black label (gutted manual) - $160
• CIB Primal Rage Long Box - $60
• CIB Tekken Long Box - $60
• CIB Battle Arena Toshinden 2 Long Box - $40
• CIB Parasite EVE 2 - $110
• CIB Parappa the Rapper - $120
• CIB Mega Man Legends with damaged manual - $70
• CIB Resident Evil 3 Nemesis 2 Disc (damaged case) - $55
• CIB Alien Resurrection - $45
• 2x CIB Metal Gear Solid - $45
• Boxed Metal Gear Solid - $40
• CIB Resident Evil 2 - $50
• CIB Final Doom - $40
• CIB Ace Combat 2 - $35
• CIB Legacy of Kain Soul Reaver - $35
• CIB Road Rash - $25
• CIB Chronicles of the Sword - $20
• CIB Krazy Ivan LONGBOX (damaged manual) - $18
• CIB NHL Face Off LONG BOX - $10
• CIB Arcade's Greatest Hits LONG BOX - $15

PS2

• CIB Shadow Hearts + CIB Shadow Hearts Covenant - $200
• CIB Predator Concrete Jungle - $70
• CIB Neo Contra (x2) - $25
• Boxed Bouncer - $20
• CIB God of War 2 - $20
• CIB The Guy Game - $100
• CIB Final Fantasy X - $10
• CIB Auto Modellista - $30
• CIB Disaster Report - $60
• CIB Raw Danger! - $35
• CIB Siren - $50

PS4

• Factory Sealed WATA 9.6 A+ Liar Princess and the Blind Princes - $120
• Factory Sealed Star Wars Bounty Hunter Premium Edition - $120
• Factory Sealed Kingdom Hearts 3 Deluxe Edition - $55
• Deadpool - $40
• Last Guardian - $23
• Heavy Rain & Beyond Two Souls Collection - $22
• Middle Earth Shadow of War Gold Edition (with steelbook) - $20
• Root Letter Last Answer with art book - $20
• Knack 2 - $18
• Shenmue 1 & 2 - $17
• World of Final Fantasy - $15
• Sealed Minecraft Dungeons Hero Edition - $22
• Atari Flashback Cassics Vol 1 - $15
• Far Cry 5 - $10
• Skyrim VR - $12
• Payday 2 The Big Score - $12
• Nioh 2 - $8
• Assassin's Creed origins - $8

PSP (all CIB)

• Trails in the Sky - $110
• Tactics Ogre: Let us Cling together - $35
• Final Fantasy 2 - $28
• Ghost Rider - $17
• Star Wars battlefront Elite Squadron - $16

Xbox 360

• NCAA Basketball 10 - $110
• College Hoops 2k8 - $110
• College Hoops 2K7 - $25
• NCaa Basketball 09 - $35

Full Results Page - New!!

As a reminder, we have a new website this year for voting, and it's in a new format, too, in 0-5 votes instead of upvotes. When the voting deadline ends, the page automatically converts to a finalized standings page so you can see the final ratings for all flag submissions, their authors, and what you voted them (if you did).

Contest Voting Link

Prompt: Redesign a bottom 25 new US city flag

Video Prompt!.

In 2022 the North American Vexillological Association did a survey. The data they gathered determined that these were considered the twenty five worst new (adopted since 2015) village/town/city flags in America.. We want you to redesign these flags.

Contest Top 20 & Best in Category

We had 127 submissions, here's the top 20 and best in category:

Rank	Username	Submission	Score	Category
1	VertigoOne	Forked Path Flying - Gardner, KS	3.753	Gardner, KS
2	travisself	Buffalo Sunrise of Spring Hill	3.526	Spring Hill, KS
3	travisself	Green Hill Overland Park	3.495	Overland Park, KS
4	dksetiavan	Overland Park: The First Class' Tricolor	3.478
5	Emi6219	Gardner - Where the Trails Divide	3.463
6	rasterski	Pontotoc Pride	3.398	Pontotoc, MS
7	dksetiavan	Odessa: The Jackrabbit Flag	3.391	Odessa, TX
8	no_apologies	Bright Sunrise	3.345	Miami Township, OH
9	RightStock836	Ranger city Texas redesign	3.329	Ranger, TX
10	The_Irish_Jet	The Red Derrick — Ranger, Texas	3.31
11	Emi6219	Overland Park - Above and Beyond	3.299
12	coldbrewcoffeecake	Sugarcane & Sport Fish	3.265	Belle Glade, FL
13	Minute_Economist_392	Ranger Rich History	3.261
14	Massive-DMG	Nitro, WV	3.241	Nitro, WV
15	qwerty_sfs	The Flag of Pontotoc	3.229
16	FXBR	Evolving Amidst The Railroad (Covington, WA)	3.182	Covington, WA
17	no_apologies	The Blue and Green	3.163
18	peregrine95	The Ranger	3.161
19	Goodbye-Nasty	Overland Park Sunflower flag	3.148
20	ForgotMyAcc	Indiana Limestone	3.136	Oolitic, IN
22	flagsdotwin	Richmond Heights - Green and Historical	3.082	Richmond Heights, MO
23	FourZeroThird	Westhampton Hale's legacy - Westhampton MA	3.08	Westhampton, MA
24	Smiix	Republic, Missouri - The Uniter	3.078	Republic, MO
27	synthetic-platypus	Caldwell, ID Flag	3.066	Caldwell, ID
30	Present-Baby2005	Azle, Texas	3.012	Azle, TX
37	qwerty_sfs	Richfield Roots Banner	2.941	Richfield, MN
39	eenachtdrie	The Valley	2.916	Coal Valley Township, IL
42	WraithLord2322	The Swan and Stars	2.873	Holly Springs, MS
44	AdventurousAd4553	Flag of Westfield, Massachusetts	2.857	Westfield, MA
47	saladinmander	Springfield Township	2.823	Springfield Township, IL
51	Maneyer1	Franklin's Stripes	2.798	Franklin, WI
54	TacoMadeOfCoco	Flag for Woodland, Mississippi	2.78	Woodland, MS
84	Ullallulloo	Home Passage	2.412	Ballwin, MO
119	Flagsmakegoodcapes	Balch Spings Redesign	1.239	Balch Springs, TX

Annual Top 20

Rank	User	Total	Contests	Flags	Top 20 Flags	Winning Flags	Average	Jan	Feb	Mar	Apr	May
1	Emi6219	33.349	5	10	10	1	3.335	6.694	6.042	6.951	6.9	6.762
2	FXBR	30.919	5	10	7	0	3.092	6.393	5.603	6.652	6.318	5.953
3	qwerty_sfs	30.766	5	10	5	0	3.077	6.633	5.965	5.772	6.226	6.17
4	VertigoOne	30.735	5	10	5	1	3.074	6.813	5.75	5.323	6.412	6.437
5	TuxKitten	30.723	5	10	6	0	3.072	6.554	5.731	6.88	6.214	5.344
6	no_apologies	29.608	5	10	5	0	2.961	5.901	5.638	5.744	5.817	6.508
7	Miguk4Real	27.282	5	10	3	0	2.728	5.89	3.423	6.186	6.527	5.255
8	saladinmander	26.718	5	10	3	1	2.672	4.753	5.423	5.844	5.237	5.46
9	Johhny_Geo_Flags	24.715	5	10	1	0	2.472	4	4.822	4.387	5.757	5.749
10	coldbrewcoffeecake	20.256	4	7	2	0	2.894	2.963	4.904	6.39	0	5.999
11	NewFlags	20.236	5	9	2	0	2.248	2.315	3.748	6.256	4.772	3.145
12	flagsdotwin	18.882	3	6	2	0	3.147	0	0	6.416	6.536	5.93
13	Imperatorjoshua	17.744	4	7	1	0	2.535	4.75	4.559	6.123	2.311	0
14	KarlsGB	17.076	4	8	1	0	2.135	3.212	5.246	5.761	2.858	0
15	persew	16.97	3	6	3	0	2.828	0	4.311	6.755	5.905	0
16	Smiix	15.011	3	5	2	1	3.002	0	5.725	0	6.208	3.078
17	DWPerry	14.482	4	6	0	0	2.414	0	2.27	2.32	5.211	4.681
18	eenachtdrie	13.722	4	5	1	0	2.744	2.1	2.792	0	2.844	5.986
19	dksetiavan	13.295	2	4	3	0	3.324	0	0	0	6.427	6.869
20	n_Tic	12.976	3	4	2	1	3.244	3.122	0	0	7.232	2.622

Full annual standings and past winners
Congrats to VertigoOne on their 3rd win! They will receive a custom flair of the winning flag and it will be forever enshrined within our Hall of Fame, and can provide the theme for next month's workshop. They'll also get a custom flag from our new contest sponsors over at Flagmaker & Print!

Toontown community,
This document contains a list of ideas that I believe would enhance Toontown’s gameplay or fundamentally change Toontown for the better. I started collecting these ideas in December 2021 with the release of Toontown Rewritten’s Sellbot Field Offices. I wrote the majority of this document in early 2022 but became hesitant to publish this document. Since, Toontown Rewritten has implemented some and I have done my best to remove those suggestions. Apologies if any suggestions are already in Corporate Clash. I do not follow or play Corporate Clash, so I am unaware of the game’s features. Regardless, I wrote the following ideas with Toontown Rewritten in mind; however, I believe any Toontown server should consider them because any improvement to the Toontown community is better than none.
I wrote the suggestions below independently of each other, so some may overlap or contradict each other.
If it matters, I joined Toontown Rewritten during the alpha testing after playing Toontown since 2007. I played consistently until the past few years when my availability decreased significantly with school and work. The introduction of the Field Offices into Toontown Rewritten inspired me to start this project. I believe the Field Offices indicate Toontown Rewritten is ready to start taking more risks and become a more modern game, so rather than baselessly make the request, I wanted to provide my input as to how I would move the game in a modern direction. I firmly believe Toontown Rewritten should maintain three principles:

1. Toontown targets a family-friendly audience
2. All new additions should stylistically match the original game
3. Toontown Rewritten should not fear fundamentally changing the game to prolong the game’s life

Best,
TheMcMuffin

Section 1: New Features

1.1 Custom SpeedChat Phrases

• Add Custom SpeedChat phrases to the Cattlelog.
• Very costly and time-locked.
• Have moderation review every phrase and store them in an “acceptable” database
  • If a submitted phrase already exists in the database, then automatically approve the request.
• Store custom phrases in the “My Phrases” section on the SpeedChat panel
• Allow users to attach animations to these phrases.

1.2 Reimagine the Battle Dance

• Significantly decrease the time dancing
• Show each Toon dance as they are featured
• Start with Top Toons
  • “Most Gag Damage Dealt,” “Least Laff Lost,” “Most Rewards Used”
  • “Most Jokes Collected” for Field Offices, “Most Pie/Safe/Evidence/Seltzer Damage Dealt” for Boss Battles
• Next, show new gags earned and Cog suit promotions
• Then show each user their Toon’s experience increases

1.3 Crying Shopkeepers in the Street

• When a Cog takes over a building, the shopkeeper should be outside on the street crying.
• When approached, the NPC will say phrases like “Please save my shop!”
• The NPC will reenter the building after the Toons defeat the building, and the NPC will walk out after the Cog enters, but before the building falls.

1.4 Harder Cog Buildings

• Increase the difficulty of buildings during cog invasions with low-level cogs
  • Embrace the new cog level rules of Field Offices.
  • For example, Flunkies should reach level 10 in buildings in Donald’s Dreamland during Flunky invasions.
• Introduce advanced cog buildings that reward a one or two-star SOS, just like Field Offices in Toontown Online
  • Top floors should have new designs and be harder than a normal top-floor battle.
  • Should only occur on significant Toon buildings that Toons visit during ToonTasks (playground story only).
    • Cogs are targeting the NPCs training Toons.

1.5 Replace the Cattlelog with an Online Store

• Convert Clarabelle’s Cattlelog to a modern, online marketplace.
  • A “mooketplace,” perhaps.
• Offer all in-game items for sale in a limited quantity
• Randomly restock items where rarer items restock less often
• Offer limited-quantity item drops to introduce limited edition items

1.6 New ToonTasks

While new playgrounds would add significantly to the game, new ToonTasks based on currently existing elements could occupy the fanbase while larger projects receive attention. These ToonTasks should not have a preset order so Toons can choose their own path.

1.601 Add New Cog and Building Radar ToonTasks

• Near the end of each playground’s task line alongside the teleportation access
• Add a new task for each street for each radar
  • For Toontown Central, add three cog radar tasks (one for each street) and three building radar tasks (one for each street)
• These tasks shouldn’t be prerequisites to progress to the next playground, just unlocked after completing a playground and perpetually available.
  • Only street HQ Officers should distribute these tasks to their respective streets.
• Tasks should be reasonably difficult for each playground but serve as a thorough tour through each street.
  • Introduce the Toon to previously unused NPCs, and all tasks should require completion on that street.
• Remove the current Cog counting system, or adjust it to infinitely increase upward to show lifetime Cog interactions.

1.602 Custom “Just for Fun”

• Rather than HQ officers offering random just for fun tasks, only offer one
• Selecting this task should open a panel to build a task
• Select the desired reward, then choose from the available ToonTasks
  • For example, I can choose anywhere from 100 to 12000 jellybeans; however, the options will scale (x cogs, x buildings of y+ stories, x boss battles, etc.)
    • The scale should not be linear, so harder ToonTasks have much greater rewards
  • Or any Toon effect for X days
  • Or a clothing ticket

1.603 Gardening

• Still require the Toon to purchase the planter boxes from the Cattlelog
• Unlock these ToonTasks during Daisy Gardens
  • A new building in Daisy Gardens, themed around gardening supplies could source the ToonTasks.
  • Alternatively, simply the Toon Headquarters
• The first ToonTask rewards the Tin shovel and another for the Small watering can
• Additional ToonTasks are unlocked when the Toon gains enough shovel or watering can experience
• Once a Toon acquires a new shovel, the Toon should learn each new flower bean combination from a new ToonTask.
  • This solves the plothole where users simply look up combinations online.

1.604 Fishing

• When a new Toon first approaches a fisherperson NPC, the Toon should receive a new ToonTask to recover a Twig fishing rod.
• After completing the ToonTask, the Toon unlocks fishing
• Toons unlock more ToonTasks during Donald’s Dock, all distributed from fishing NPC Toons, each ending with the recovery of a better fishing rod

1.605 Gag

• When a Toon reaches the experience for the next gag in a gag track, require the Toon to complete a ToonTask to unlock the next gag.
  • The Toon will not gain any more experience until completing the ToonTask
• Gag shopkeepers should distribute these tasks.
• Each ToonTask should match the difficulty of the gag level rather than a specific playground.
• These ToonTasks should not require notable achievements that would break popular user experiences, such as defeating boss Cogs.
• Each ToonTask should focus on the lore of the gag track and why the gag exists.

1.606 Sellbot Suit Parts

• Only offered from Daisy Gardens Toon Headquarters, but regardless of progress.
• The ToonTasks should require completing factories and focus on Sellbot Headquarters’ formation.
• Allow Toons with any laff to receive the ToonTasks.
• Do not make these ToonTasks mandatory to progress into Minnie’s Melodyland.

1.607 Cog Headquarters

• Only offered from the respective playground.
• ToonTasks would tailor to the Toon’s current Cog suit and focus on the lore of the particular Cog.
• These ToonTasks can exist as “Just For Fun” or a storyline.
  • The Just For Fun ToonTasks could reward promotion materials for speeding up the leveling process.
  • The storyline ToonTasks could simply convert the current process into a dialogue-driven story where Toons progress their suits.
• One Task might require defeating the boss five times, with intermediate steps during the promotions rewarding suit points.

1.7 Replace All In-Game Achievements with Shtickers

• Each shticker should have a unique drawing representing the difficulty and activity.
• Each page could detail how many shtickers the Toon must collect before the next laff boost, where some might not reward any.
• Easy, moderate, hard, and extreme
• Create shticker pages for all activities
• Convert all fishing, gardening, racing, and golfing trophies into shtickers
• Convert all Cog suit benchmarks into shtickers (levels 12, 15, 20, 30, 40, and 50)
• Add a shticker book page for every playground where every shticker corresponds to a completed ToonTask.
  • Include other new shtickers, like “Playground completed” and “Visit every shopkeeper in Toontown Central.”
  • Allow Toons to “reset” a ToonTask stamp
    • Once reset, the ToonTask will reappear in Toon Headquarters.
    • Allows Toons to redo a ToonTask as a “Just For Fun” ToonTask without a reward.
• Add a shticker page for every trolley game where some shtickers require solo or team accomplishments.
  • “Score a Perfect Ring Game” versus “Score a Team Perfect Ring Game.”
• Add a shticker page for all Cog headquarters, including the suits and other achievements like “Hit the CFO with a safe” or “Stun the VP with a pie.”
• Add shticker pages for fishing, gardening, racing, and golfing that correspond to the current trophies and species collection.
• Additional shticker pages could include party planning, doodle training, cattlelog purchases, gags, and limited holiday ToonTasks.
• Show a Toons’ stickers on their profile so users can see other Toons’ accomplishments.
• OPTIONAL: All ToonTasks could instead reward shtickers unique to the task, like the Sellbot Task Force, which upon collecting a certain amount, Toons receive with larger bean pouches, gag bags, and laff points
  • This would not eliminate the ToonTasks that currently award these upgrades; they would now only reward a shticker

1.8 Totally Remove Disney References

• Toontown Rewritten has operated safely for 9 years, and the team has carefully ensured compliance under Disney copyright.
• The landscape may change quickly in the future, especially with Mickey Mouse potentially entering the public domain in 2024.
  • This might reignite Disney’s attempt to reign in characters right before any public access and enforce their trademarks on other characters.
• Toontown Rewritten generally does not acknowledge the characters outside of playground names and playground iconography.
  • Toontown Rewritten should finally remove these references from the game.
  • Their removal will not alter the gameplay nor affect the style of the game.
  • The cinema shops should also receive new names.
• Some playgrounds might not need new names, just new imagery.
  • Goofy Speedway can simply remain a “goofy” speedway and Daisy Gardens is a garden of daisies. Acorn Acres should officially drop the “Chip ‘n Dale’s” and the gag shops either need a new name or similar treatment to the speedway.
• Toontown Rewritten could host a community vote to rename Donald’s Dock, Donald’s Dreamland, Minnie’s Melodyland, Clarabelle’s Cattlelog, and Match Minnie.
• Toontown Central should also receive a slight makeover to remove the Mickey Mouse head shape, potentially reverting to a style similar to the original playground.

1.9 Improve the Vice President Pie Fight

• The pie round should start identically to the current pie fight where Toons push the Vice President (VP) back toward the platform.
  • Remove the predetermined max-roll points and allow Toons to push further.
  • Make the VP awaken only when the pies slow, but require a steady stream of pies to maintain a stun.
• Once the VP reaches the platform, the new portion of the battle should begin.
  • The platform may require an expansion in size.
• Toons should continue throwing pies to push the VP over the edge, but the VP should target and roll toward Toons in a similar manner to the Chief Executive Officer rolling over tables.
  • Throwing pies at the VP’s backside will maintain the stun, but push the VP forward instead.
• Toons continue stunning when the undercarriage opens.
• Every time the VP is stunned during the pie round, the VP will start moving slower.
  • Alternatively, incorporate throwing pies at the tracks to slow the speed.
  • The VP will not move while stunned, only roll when pushed by pies
• At any point during the battle, if a Toon falls or is pushed by the VP off the platform, the Toon returns to the playground sad.
• Toons win the pie round when they manage to push the VP off the platform from any direction.

1.10 Require Planting Each Flower

• Remove gardening’s experience based on the shovel usage.
• Instead, require that the Toon grow each flower a specific number of times before unlocking the next flower in that family.
• New flowers would still require the appropriate shovel, which would only unlock once the Toon has mastered all of that shovel’s flowers.
• This prevents Toons from only planting one flower ten times to simplify the process.

1.11 The Resistance Headquarters

• Add a hub, canonically at the intersection of all districts where Toons gather to form boarding groups.
  • Perhaps, only in Welcome Valley.
• Toons can create any boarding groups in the game from within the headquarters.
• Toons can browse the central board to view and join open groups.
• To create a group, the lead Toon must have teleportation access to the headquarters and to the playground or Cog headquarters.
  • All other Toons will travel with the leader back to the location and district of the building or Field Office.
• To create a group, a Toon must create a group the normal way next to a Cog building or trolley and the group panel will have a button to “Teleport to Headquarters.”

1.12 Celebrate More Cultural Holidays

• Toontown does not exist in any one place on Earth.
• Create more cultural clothing so users can dress their Toons to resemble their real-world personalities better.
  • Avoid clothing items that hold religious or cultural significance that might be abused.
• Host more holidays throughout the year to introduce users to other cultures throughout the world.
  • For example, a Diwali festival of lights
• Offer shirts based on country flags.

1.13 Move the Fourth of July

• Move the holiday to April 19 as a celebration of the victory over the cogs after the Toon Council Presidential Election.

Section 2: Quality of Life

2.1 General

2.101 Always Run Fast

• Add an option to let users prefer fast-running on the first up-arrow tap
• Double-arrow presses would slow your Toon’s running speed

2.102 Toon Rewrite History

• Add a button to the Toon panel on the friend list to show previous appearances of the Toon before current rewrites and name changes.

2.103 Gags Price Inflation

• Increase gag prices to match the gag level
  • i.e., one jellybean per cupcake, 6 jellybeans per birthday cake
• Prices should linearly decline to 1 jellybean per gag once the Toon has increased the skill level to the next gag in that track

2.104 New Silly Teams

• Make teams provide ease-of-life updates
  • “Free Gags,” “Free Fishing,” “Easier Just for Fun Tasks”
• Strategy advantages
  • “All Cogs 10% weaker.”
  • “All Gags 10% stronger.”
• Or just for fun changes
  • “Zero gravity”

2.105 Fish Variants

• Create unique textures for every fish species, rather than all fish of a type looking identical

2.106 Cog Variants

• Create “masculine” and “feminine” variants for each Cog, including the bosses, or simply a variety of body types.
• Do not gender the variants, and allow for more variants based on future events.
• The variants should closely resemble the original, with accessories or slight cosmetic adjustments.

2.107 Carry 6 ToonTasks

• After completing the Donald’s Dreamland task line, all HQ officers should offer a rare, very difficult new task to carry 6 ToonTasks
• The new two slots should only allow Just For Fun or event tasks, capping storyline and other ToonTasks at 4

2.108 Cog Building Radar

• Show the number of floors for each building on the street when viewing the map.

2.109 Rewrite Gag Trees’ Purpose

• All gags sold at gag shops should be organic and made with the finest resources.
• Gag trees should only amplify a Toon’s personal ability to use those gags
  • The oxygen produced by gag trees is sillier than normal oxygen
  • When grown around a Toon’s home, the Toon gains more experience when they sleep at night
• A Toon must plant all gags in a gag track to achieve maximum exposure to that gag track’s oxygen and greater damage.
• Allow Toons to plant any gag in any spot, regardless of gag level
  • Prevent Toons from planting more than one level 7 gag
  • Toons can only pick these gags; they will not have any increased damage
• In the 8th tree spot, allow Toons to plant any gag level 6 or below or another level 7 gag of the same track.
  • i.e., a Toon could plant all seven trap gags and a second railroad track.
  • i.e., a Toon could plant all seven trap gags, and a birthday cake.
• Trees should restock every four hours, but any Toon can pick the gags once per hour.
  • For example, after a building, all four Toons can visit one of their estates and share their Gag trees

2.110 Add Resistance Rank to Toon Profiles

• Somewhere on the Toon profile, show the Toon’s resistance badge and rank.

2.111 Toon Ages

• Somewhere on the Toon profile, show the age of the Toon to identify long-time players.

2.112 Remove “Check Back Later”

• When talking to an NPC, remove the click requirement for “Check back later if you need a ToonTask.”
• Prevent Toons from holding up an NPC if the user leaves the computer or crashes.

2.113 ToonTask History

• Add a history portion to all ToonTasks
• Show the previous dialogue of the ToonTask and steps
• Lets users recall the story of a ToonTask if they took a break from the game during a ToonTask

2.114 Toon Effect Bonuses

• Add bonuses while Toon effects are active
• i.e., a small Toon has increased dodging but reduced gag strength while a big Toon has reduced dodging but increased gag strength
• Makes Toon effects more than cosmetic features

2.115 Add Select All to SpeedChat

• Add the “select all” keyboard command (Ctrl/Cmd+A) to speed up deleting everything a user has written in chat.

2.116 Friend Note Roledex

• Add a “notes” section to every friend on the friend list.
• Limit the characters (maybe 50) to add a small note to remember the Toon.
• Reduce confusion after Toon rewrites or long hiatuses from the game.

2.117 Icon-Focused GUI

• To increase accessibility for non-English speaking individuals, replace words in GUI with icons when possible.
• Important examples are:
  • The dance sequence screen and the “Go Home” button in the shticker book.

2.118 Toon Panel ToonTasks

• Add a Toon’s current ToonTasks to their Toon panel so other users can see their ToonTasks.

2.2 Battle

2.201 A Toon has Left the Battle

• If a Toon disconnects, leaves, or goes sad in a group activity, whisper a notification to all group members
  • Boss battles during the mini-game floors of a Field Office or anywhere in a cog facility.
  • Unnecessary in street or building battles

2.202 Fix Facility and Boss Incrementing on Dance Screens

• Some ToonTask counts do not increment during the dance sequence
  • Bosses defeated, buildings defeated, etc.

2.203 Standardize Level 7 gag use

• Aside from high dive, Toons use the other level 7 gags in sequence except for the wedding cake.
• Even if the Cogs are lured, the wedding cake waits, so the lured cogs do not move back until the wedding cake hits.
• Make the wedding cake in sequence to eliminate this delay

2.204 Allow Toons to Cancel Joining a Cog Battle

• Until a Toon joins a street battle, the user should be able to cancel joining as long as they did not first approach the Cog.
• Most relevant when Toons use gags before you can join the battle, or you accidentally touch the hitbox in a cog headquarters

2.205 Cogs Should Jump Dodge all Drop

• Either explain why the drop falls behind the cog
  • Operator error? Cog manipulation?
• Or have the dodge jump, similar to how Cogs dodge the low-level drop.

2.206 Rebalance Wedding Cake Damage

• The wedding cake should have total damage of 400
  • Currently, the wedding cake can do up to 480 total on four cogs, dealing 120 damage per cog)
• Split the damage between the cogs
  • 4: -100 each, 3: -120 each, 2: -140 each, 1: -180
• Incentivize using wedding on less than four cogs
  • Toons should not have the ability only to hit two of four Cogs with a wedding cake

2.207 Gags and Lured Cogs

• Geysers should either miss lured Cogs or move the placement of the geyser model when the cogs are lured.
• If a Toon uses drop on a lured cog, the cog should awaken from the noise and move back.

2.208 Redo Trapdoor and Quicksand

• Trapdoor and quicksand are basically Toon portals with a door or quicksand on top.
• Toons should deploy them similarly to Toon portals, rather than with a button.

2.209 Drop and Remote Controls

• Using a drop gag on a remote-controlled cog should break the antenna and end the remote access.

2.210 V2.0 Attacks

• When a v2.0 Cog’s outer shell is destroyed, the skelecog should attack the same turn.

2.211 View ToonTasks and Gags in Battles

• While in a Cog or Boss battle, allow users to use the keyboard commands to view gags and ToonTasks

2.212 Replace Presentation

• In the real world, business people make lots of presentations
• Why is presentation a Toon gag rather than a Cog attack?
• I do not have any recommendations for a replacement

2.213 Presentation Accuracy

• Presentation should have 100% accuracy to make using it significantly more helpful than Hypno goggles.

2.214 Add Gag Stun Visual Indicators

• With the addition of battle indicators, add more to show when Cogs are stunned.
• Add an in-game element to the behind-the-scenes battle mechanics of Cog stunning.

2.215 Multiple Drops

• For big weight, safe, and piano, if multiple Toons use these gags on the same Cog, they will each hit or miss independently of each other

2.3 Cog Facilities

2.301 Change the CEO Track Indicator

• The CEO’s tracks should slowly emit more smoke until a large smoke cloud follows around the CEO.
• The CEO could then exclaim something about the tracks malfunctioning to indicate to the Toons to stop golfing.

2.302 Promotion Indicator

• A small indicator in a corner to display the total Mertis/Cogbucks/Jury Notices/Stock Options collected so far
  • Only in cog facilities

2.303 Collect Pies in the VP

• Require that Toons collect pies from the SOS Toon, like evidence in the CJ battle

2.304 Mingling Cogs in Facilities

• The cogs should wander and mingle in all cog facilities similar to the Sellbot Factory.
• Cogs should also talk with each other as they exit elevators in cog buildings and Field Offices.
• Cogs in the Bossbot Golf Courses could be golfing

2.305 VP Pie Accuracy Visual

• Only pies that hit the VP while the VP is stunned should have a yellow splat.
• Currently, yellow splats occur while the VP is not stunned

2.306 Increase VP Rolling

• The VP should roll forward faster to increase the difficulty and incentivize stunning faster.
• Could then remove the roll distance caps, so VP battles feel more natural

2.307 Add Maps to Facilities

• Similarly to Mover Mazes, have the maps covered until you enter the area
• Show other Toons’ locations

2.308 Convert all Boss Battle Dialogue to Cut Scenes

• Similar to the Field Office dialogue
• Include the skip button if skip if all Toons skip
• The VP dialogue should be a scene rather than requiring Toons to click through the dialogue.

2.309 Give the CFO an Attack All

• Either a jump or something similar to the CEO’s “Fore.”

2.310 Add Visual Indicators for all Boss Attacks

• VP swipes, CFO gear throws, and the CEO’s “Fore” should also show the exclamation indicator like jumps.

2.311 Swipe Attacks

• The boss cogs should swipe at anyone nearby, not just Toons running into the undercarriage.
• The CEO should learn to swipe

2.312 Expand Door Open Areas

• Make Cog facility doors work like real-world sliding doors
• Start to open the door when a Toon is within a few steps of the door rather than touching

2.4 Rewards

2.401 Increase Boss Battle Rewards for Maxed Suits

• Reward Toons with maxed cog suits double rewards
  • 4 SOS Toons
  • 4 Unites
  • 2 Summons
  • 4-10 fires
• Increase the supply of rewards to increase the use
• Consider reducing storage capacity across all rewards

2.402 New SOS Restock Animation

• For restocks:
  • Either a new animation similar to the Boiler stealing gags
  • The SOS Toon uses a unite that only affects the Toons in battle

2.403 Rework Cog Summons

• Maintain the ”summon an individual cog” and “cog invasion” of each type
• Convert all building summons into 1-star to 5-star summons
• Collect multiple for each type - perhaps 10 for buildings (50 total), 5 for cogs (160 total), and 1 for invasions (32 total)
• Distribute them similarly to remotes where you might get one invasion and one building or three cogs.

2.404 Boss Battles Should Reward Points

• Allow Toons to earn Merits/Cog Bucks/Jury Notices/Stock Options from VP/CFO/CJ/CEO battles.
• Primarily helpful during resistance tasks
• Do not award suit points when the Toon is ready for promotion

2.405 Remote Visuals

• Make remotes and their antennas very visually different
• The colors are difficult to distinguish in a rush
• Requiring users to rely on only color could create an accessibility issue.

2.406 Faulty SOS Restocks

• Restock SOS cards should have a chance the NPC is out of gags and cannot restock the Toons.

Section 3: Technical

3.1 Account Consolidation

• Replace usernames with account emails
• Migrate all of one user’s current accounts under the same master email
• One ToonGuard verification will cover all of a user’s Toons
• When a user logs in, have the user select an estate to enter
• The game would then proceed normally
• Allow a user to open another Toontown window with a simple button on the launcher.
• Allow users to log onto multiple Toons on the same account – even two from the same estate.
• Rewrite the friend system so you now add accounts, not individual Toons
  • Avoid losing a friend due to a Toon deletion or the user never playing that Toon again
  • Receive log-in notifications any time that user is online, regardless of the Toon
• Sort friends by username and show all of their “public” Toons on the profile

3.2 Separate Boss Battle Server

• When Toons enter a boss battle or field office, transport them to a separate server.
• Isolate these Toons to avoid non-boss-related district crashes

3.3 Programming Internships

• Toontown Rewritten should create simplified internship roles for aspiring software or game developers.
• Pair interns with more experienced staff members.
  • I know the team doesn’t really have the time for this; however, I imagine a very relaxed way for these individuals to gain some experience
• Use the internship program to recruit new team members.

3.4 District Scaling

• Increase the number of available districts as the total population count grows.
• Teleport all Toons from the less populated districts as the population declines.
• Prevents empty districts and creates more populous districts.

3.5 Return to Battle

• When a Toon crashes, leave a direct link to their location open.
• If the user logs back in while the battle is still in progress, they will receive a notification their spot is still available.
• Allow a short window to rejoin from the time the user disconnects.

Section 4: Storyline

As an outsider looking inward, critiquing the storyline can be easy. These are some thoughts I would love to see incorporated into the storytelling strategy, but I understand that shifting an already-written story can be difficult.

• Toontown’s future storyline should strive to mature the content while remaining a cartoonish game.
• Toontown could start exposing children to more complex topics through the game to prepare them for the real world better.
  • The stock market and the importance of investing
  • Contract laws or arbitration
  • Business incorporation and liability
  • Income taxation
  • Patent, copyright, and trademark law and infringement
• Toontown should not assume the players cannot handle more complex topics.
• While Toontown villainizes “businesspeople,” Toontown should rather villainize “bad” businesspeople. Toontown should increase the focus on inspiring players to remain Toons in the real world, not become Cogs.
• Mature topics need not revolve around higher-level business concepts. Toontown should not fear approaching existential or political topics, such as:
• What does it mean to be a Toon?
• What is the difference between a Toon and a Cog?
• Can a good Cog exist? A bad Toon?
• Is silliness a spectrum and Cogs are just Toons who have lost the ability to laugh?
• What happens when a Cog is defeated?
• Why are Cogs evil business people, yet Toons businesses are accepted to be good?
• Can Toons and Cogs ever find peace?
• How do Toons protect the Toon society from the Cogs? Is it possible the Cogs already control the Toon government?
• Can Toons be too silly?
• Does anything exist between Cogs and Toons on the silliness spectrum? Or on the extreme ends?
• While Toontown should always cater to children, I believe the game should become self-aware that the children can and should encounter these topics. Toontown exposed me to a lot of concepts that I still find relevant today in the workplace.

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I hope this post can generate some quality discussion about the future of Toontown. If something I wrote lacks some clarity, please let me know and I can try to make any fixes necessary.

Hey Y'all!
I'm trying to figure out new games to add to my collection. Below is a list of all the games I currently own--I would love any and all suggestions!
I love all kinds of games, so please send them!
Pokémon Let’s Go Pikachu!
Pokémon Brilliant Diamond
Pokémon Shield
Pokémon Arceus
Pokémon Scarlet
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX
New Pokémon Snap
Pokkén Tournament
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Hyrule Warriors
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity
Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe
Super Mario Odyssey
Super Mario 3D All-Stars
Paper Mario: The Origami King
Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury
Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
Mario + Rabbids Sparks Of Hope
Mario Golf: Super Rush
Mario Tennis Aces
Mario Strikers: Battle League
Super Mario Party
Mario Party Superstars
Kirby Star Allies
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
Kirby’s Return to Dreamland
Luigi's Mansion 3
Yoshi's Crafted World
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
WarioWare: Get It Together!
Metroid Dread
Metroid Prime Remaster
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Pikmin 3
Splatoon 3
Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Mario Kart 8: Deluxe
ARMS
Nintendo Switch Sports
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
Fire Emblem: Engage
Xenoblade Chronicles
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Triangle Strategy
Octopath Traveler
Octopath Traveler II
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
Live A Live
Monster Hunter Rise
Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy
The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
The World Ends with You
NEO: The World Ends with You
Final Fantasy VII/VIII
Final Fantasy X X-2
Final Fantasy XII
Bayonetta 1+2
Bayonetta 3
No More Heroes 3
Okami
Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
Astral Chain
Catherine: Fullbody
Shin Megami Tensei V
Danganronpa Decadence
Just Dance 2022
Overcooked: All You Can Eat
Hotline Miami Collection
Dead Cells
Hades
Katamari Damacy
Undertale
Goose Game
Sonic Mania
Stardew Valley
Star Wars RaceRepublic Commando
Undertale
Eastward
Jackbox 8
Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection
Super Bomberman R

Hey Y'all!
I'm trying to figure out new games to add to my collection. Below is a list of all the games I currently own--I would love any and all suggestions!
I love all kinds of games, so please send them!
Pokémon Let’s Go Pikachu!
Pokémon Brilliant Diamond
Pokémon Shield
Pokémon Arceus
Pokémon Scarlet
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX
New Pokémon Snap
Pokkén Tournament
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Hyrule Warriors
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity
Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe
Super Mario Odyssey
Super Mario 3D All-Stars
Paper Mario: The Origami King
Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury
Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
Mario + Rabbids Sparks Of Hope
Mario Golf: Super Rush
Mario Tennis Aces
Mario Strikers: Battle League
Super Mario Party
Mario Party Superstars
Kirby Star Allies
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
Kirby’s Return to Dreamland
Luigi's Mansion 3
Yoshi's Crafted World
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
WarioWare: Get It Together!
Metroid Dread
Metroid Prime Remaster
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Pikmin 3
Splatoon 3
Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Mario Kart 8: Deluxe
ARMS
Nintendo Switch Sports
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
Fire Emblem: Engage
Xenoblade Chronicles
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Triangle Strategy
Octopath Traveler
Octopath Traveler II
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
Live A Live
Monster Hunter Rise
Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy
The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
The World Ends with You
NEO: The World Ends with You
Final Fantasy VII/VIII
Final Fantasy X X-2
Final Fantasy XII
Bayonetta 1+2
Bayonetta 3
No More Heroes 3
Okami
Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
Astral Chain
Catherine: Fullbody
Shin Megami Tensei V
Danganronpa Decadence
Just Dance 2022
Overcooked: All You Can Eat
Hotline Miami Collection
Dead Cells
Hades
Katamari Damacy
Undertale
Goose Game
Sonic Mania
Stardew Valley
Star Wars RaceRepublic Commando
Undertale
Eastward
Jackbox 8
Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection
Super Bomberman R

Hey Y'all!
I'm trying to figure out new games to add to my collection. Below is a list of all the games I currently own--I would love any and all suggestions!
I love all kinds of games, so please send them!
Pokémon Let’s Go Pikachu!
Pokémon Brilliant Diamond
Pokémon Shield
Pokémon Arceus
Pokémon Scarlet
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX
New Pokémon Snap
Pokkén Tournament
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Hyrule Warriors
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity
Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe
Super Mario Odyssey
Super Mario 3D All-Stars
Paper Mario: The Origami King
Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury
Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
Mario + Rabbids Sparks Of Hope
Mario Golf: Super Rush
Mario Tennis Aces
Mario Strikers: Battle League
Super Mario Party
Mario Party Superstars
Kirby Star Allies
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
Kirby’s Return to Dreamland
Luigi's Mansion 3
Yoshi's Crafted World
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
WarioWare: Get It Together!
Metroid Dread
Metroid Prime Remaster
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Pikmin 3
Splatoon 3
Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Mario Kart 8: Deluxe
ARMS
Nintendo Switch Sports
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
Fire Emblem: Engage
Xenoblade Chronicles
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Triangle Strategy
Octopath Traveler
Octopath Traveler II
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
Live A Live
Monster Hunter Rise
Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate
Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy
The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
The World Ends with You
NEO: The World Ends with You
Final Fantasy VII/VIII
Final Fantasy X X-2
Final Fantasy XII
Bayonetta 1+2
Bayonetta 3
No More Heroes 3
Okami
Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age
Astral Chain
Catherine: Fullbody
Shin Megami Tensei V
Danganronpa Decadence
Just Dance 2022
Overcooked: All You Can Eat
Hotline Miami Collection
Dead Cells
Hades
Katamari Damacy
Undertale
Goose Game
Sonic Mania
Stardew Valley
Star Wars RaceRepublic Commando
Undertale
Eastward
Jackbox 8
Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection
Super Bomberman R

The 190th nest migration happened yesterday!
[Calgary Nest Map] Direct link (http://bit.ly/YYCNestMap)
Nest Migration start: May 24, 5 pm
Next Nest Migration: June 7, 5 pm
Nests are as accurate at time of reporting. Please keep in mind that sometimes nests change when certain events begin/end.
The majority of the nest list has been provided by https://www.theraidmap.com/ If you want more pokemon, please consider subscribing.
In order to keep the nest list updated as timely as possible I would kindly request that nest only be reported in top level comments and avoid editing previous posts to include new nests. The easiest way for me to see when the list needs to be updated is to see when I have a notification from reddit and I only receive those on new top level comments. Thank you very much!
Thank you to all our nest reporters! Without you, this wouldn't be possible!
Please keep the following in mind when reporting nests:
Spawn points in nests have a 25% chance to spawn the nest Pokemon. If a nest only has a handful of spawn points it is common to not see any of the nesting Pokemon if you are only at the nest for a short period of time. Due to this please ensure you have spent enough time in a nest before reporting your findings.
Happy hunting!!

Reported Nests

Downtown Nests

Pokemon	Nest Location	Spawn Points
Houndour	Central Memorial Park	5+
Grubbin	Eau Claire Park	?
Joltik	Princes Island Park	20
Snivy	Shaw Millennium Park	6
Spearow	Stampede Park	49

North East Nests

Pokemon	Nest Location	Spawn Points
Purrloin	Munro Park	10+
Marill	Nose Creek Parkway / Confluence Park	22
Houndour	Rotary Park	5
Houndour	St. Patricks Island Park	11

North West Nests

Pokemon	Nest Location	Spawn Points
Snubbulll	Botanical Gardens of SS/Sarcee Park	13
Burmy	Bowmont Park	15
Phanpy	Bowness Park	12
Poliwag	Confederation Park	29
Tympole	Crescent Heights Park	?
Snivy	Dale Hodges Park	24
Buneary	John Laurie Park	7
Tangela	Nose Hill Park	35
Snivy	Riley Park	9
Phanpy	Shouldice Aquatic Centre	?
Houndour	Shouldice Athletic Park	15

South East Nests

Pokemon	Nest Location	Spawn Points
Poliwag	Carburn Park	14
Tangela	Lake Sundance	12
Phanpy	Pop Davies Athletic Park	13

South West Nests

Pokemon	Nest Location	Spawn Points
Oshawott	Canada Olympic Park	40
Wooper	Edworthy Park	?
Houndour	Edworthy Park (river side)	?
Bunnelby	Lindsay Park	20+
Sandshrew	South Glenmore Park	?
Foongus	Stanley Park	14

Unreported Nests

Downtown Nests

Pokemon	Nest Location	Spawn Points
??	Barb Scott Park	4
??	Bow River Pathway Eau Claire	5
??	Central Memorial Park	5+
??	Century Gardens	4+
??	Connaught Park	5
??	Connaught School	3
??	Eau Claire Park	?
??	Harley Hotchkiss Gardens	4+
??	Harry Hayes - Red Machine Stop	2
??	Haultain Park	3
??	James Short Park	2
??	Lougheed House	5
??	McDougall Centre	10+
??	Nat Christie Park	5
??	Olympic Plaza	6
??	Princes Island Park	20
??	Rouleauville Square	5+
??	Shaw Millennium Park	6
??	Sien Lok Park North	3
??	Sien Lok Park South	?
??	South Bow Park	3
??	Stampede Park	49
??	The Family of Man	?
??	Thomson Family Park	?
??	Tomkins Park	?

North East Nests

Pokemon	Nest Location	Spawn Points
??	40th Ave Park	5
??	Abberfield Playground	3+
??	Airways Park	?
??	Bridgeland Park	2
??	Bridgeland Sport Fields / Park	6
??	Cityscape Music Playground	?
??	Coral Shores Pathway	3
??	Coventry/Country Hills Pond	11
??	Coventry Community Garden	3-4
??	Coventry Nose Creek Park	?
??	Crossroads Park	2-3
??	Deerfoot Athletic Park	9
??	Deerfoot Business Park	?
??	Don Hartman Northeast Sportsplax NESS	4
??	Ecole la Mosaique in Martindale	2
??	Edward H. LaBorde Viewing Area	?
??	Genesis Centre	9
??	Grant MacEwan School	?
??	Harvest Community Garden	?
??	Harvest Hills Playground	?
??	Highland Park Urban Beautification	2
??	Lester B Pearson School Field	?
??	Marlborough Community Association	?
??	Marlborough Park	20
??	Martha Haven Cricket Ground	?
??	McCall Lake Off Leash Dog Park	?
??	Monterey Community Centre	?
??	Monterey Park Fields	13
??	Murdoch Park	5
??	Munro Park	10+
??	Nose Creek Parkway / Confluence Park	22
??	Pinecliff Park Soccer Field	3+
??	Pinehill Playground	2+
??	Pine Ridge Road Playground	?
??	Pineridge Playground	2
??	Prairie Winds Park	10
??	Redstone Participark	3
??	Renfrew Athletic Park	?
??	Rotary Park	5
??	Rundle Community Association	2-3
??	Rundle Park	?
??	Rundlelawn Park	?
??	Skyview Landing Playground	7+
??	St. Patricks Island Park	11
??	St. John Paul II School	?
??	Temple Community Centre	?
??	Templegreen Park	4+
??	The District Outdoor Gym	4
??	Tom Campbell Park	7
??	Tuxedo Park Community Association	3
??	Village Square Leisure Centre	?
??	Whitehorn Community Centre	4
??	Whitehorn Field	10-15

North West Nests

Pokemon	Nest Location	Spawn Points
??	12 Mile Coulee Pathway	15
??	14th Street Pathways	10
??	Arbor Lake School Park	5
??	Baker Park	10
??	Blakiston Park	?
??	Botanical Gardens of SS/Sarcee Park	13
??	Bowmont Park	15
??	Bowness Park	12
??	Bow River Pathway - Kensington	10
??	Bow River Pathway - Point McKay	2-3
??	BP Birthplace Forest	6+
??	Brenner Park	5
??	Brentwood Community Garden	6
??	Canmore Park	6
??	Castle Ruins	3
??	Catherine Nichols Gunn School	3
??	Childrens Village School Field	?
??	Chipmunk Playground (Ranchlands)	2
??	Citadel Pathways	3
??	Citadel Way Playground	?
??	Confederation Park	29
??	Confederation Golfcourse Playground	4
??	Country Hills Golf Course	?
??	Crescent Heights Park	?
??	Crowchild Twin Arenas	2
??	Crowfoot Crossing Pathway	5
??	Crowfoot Library	3
??	Dale Hodges Park	24
??	Dalhousie Community Association	10+
??	Dalhousie LRT Pathway	3
??	Dalton Park	4
??	Edgemont Off Leash 3	15
??	Edgemont Park	?
??	Edgemont Ravine	14
??	Egerts Park	3
??	Evansborough Way Playground	2
??	Evanston Pathway / Ball Diamond	3
??	Evanston Pathways	5-10
??	Foothills Athletic Park	?
??	Funny Wood Pillars	?
??	Giddy-Up Playground/Silvercreek Park	?
??	Hamptons Athletic Park	5
??	Hamptons Park	?
??	Hawkwood Pathways	3
??	Helicopter Playground	?
??	Hidden Valley Pathways North	10
??	Hidden Valley Pathways South	5
??	Hidden Valley Pond	2
??	Hillhurst Sunnyside Community Assn.	4
??	Huntington Blue & Red Playground	2-3
??	Huntington Hills Community Centre	10+
??	Huntington Hills Skatepark	?
??	Inland Athletic Park	?
??	John Laurie Park	7
??	John Laurie Pathway: 14th to 19th St	10
??	John Laurie Pathway: 19th St to Charleswood	8
??	John Laurie Pathway: Charleswood to Brisbois	5
??	Karl Baker Offleash Park	10+
??	Laycock Park	11
??	Macewan Glen Park	?
??	McHugh Bluff Park	20
??	Montalban Park	?
??	Montgomery Ave Playground	3
??	Nolan Hill Park	8
??	Nolan Hill Playground	5
??	Nolan Lake Pathways	8-10
??	Nose Creek Playground	?
??	Nose Hill Park	35
??	Nose Hill Spring Park	2-4
??	Panatella Hill North Pathway	3+
??	Panatella Hill South	2-3
??	Panora Close Playgroundy	?
??	Panorama Hills North Pathway	10
??	Panorama Hills Pathway	4
??	Panorama Soccer	3+
??	Parkdale Community Centre	3
??	Patches Hill	?
??	Patrick Burns Gardens	?
??	Poppy Plaza	?
??	Queen Elizabeth Park	?
??	Ranchlands Community Association	4-5
??	Ranchlands Off-Leash Dog Park	5-10
??	Research Park	4
??	Riley Park	9
??	Rocky Ridge Pathways	7
??	Rocky Ridge YMCA	?
??	Rocky Ridge Point Pathway	3-4
??	Rocky Vista Park	6
??	RRROCA Park	3
??	Rosedale Park	2
??	Sage Hill Pathways	3
??	Sandstone Area 3 Off Leash Dog Park	4-5
??	Sandstone Macewan	1-4
??	Sandstone Park	15+
??	Sandstone Place	2+
??	Shouldice Aquatic Centre	?
??	Shouldice Athletic Park	15
??	Silver Spring Nature Park	20
??	Silver Springs Outdoor Pool	?
??	Triwood Community Association	4
??	Triwood Park	?
??	Tuscany Club	6
??	Tuscany Fire Hall Greenspace	5+
??	Tuscany Valley Playground	2+
??	U of C: Athletic Fields	20+
??	U of C: C Train Station	2-3
??	U of C: Gallagher Library	2
??	U of C: Prairie Chicken	?
??	U of C: Science Theatres	?
??	Utah Drive Park	12
??	Varsity Estates Park	?
??	Varsity Ravine Park	?
??	Varsity Sport Fields	?
??	Varsity Soccer Pitch	4
??	Varsity Village Park	5-8
??	Watermark Community Gazedo	5-8
??	West Hillhurst Community Assn.	10+

South East Nests

Pokemon	Nest Location	Spawn Points
??	Acadia Community Garden & Art Society	?
??	Acadia Tennis Courts	3
??	Applewood Park	7
??	Auburn Bay Kids Only Pokestop	?
??	Auburn Bay Kids Park	?
??	Auburn House	?
??	Carburn Park	14
??	Chapala Drive Playground	?
??	Chaparral Ridge Circle	12
??	Copper Pond	?
??	Copperfield Community Centre	3
??	Copperfield Hoodoo Park	3
??	Copperfield Park	6-7
??	Copperfield Park II	?
??	Copperfield Park III	?
??	Copperfield Trifecta	2
??	Copperstone Blvd Park	?
??	Copperstone Grove Park	3
??	Dogwood Crescent Park	?
??	Douglas Glen Park	4
??	Douglas Glen Pathway	?
??	Douglasbank Park	?
??	Eaglequest Golf Pathway	?
??	Eastside City Church	4
??	Elliston Park	3
??	Fairview Off Leash Dog Area/Flint Park	?
??	Fairview Park	6
??	Fish Creek Park	100+
??	Flavelle Road Park	?
??	Fonda Park	7
??	George Moss Park	?
??	Great Plains Recreational Facility	5
??	Harry Huish Park	?
??	Inglewood 11th Ave Playground	2
??	Inglewood Bird Sanctuary	20
??	Inglewood Golf Course	?
??	Inglewood Wildlands	5
??	Inverness Park	?
??	Jack Setters Park	5
??	Lake Bonavista School Field	?
??	Lake Sundance	12
??	Legacy Playground	?
??	Max Bell Centre	?
??	McKenzie Meadows Golf Club	?
??	McKenzie Towne Park	?
??	New Brighton Central Park	6
??	New Brighton Park Playground	3
??	Pearce Estate Park	25
??	Pop Davies Athletic Park	13
??	Penbrooke Meadows Park	6
??	Prestwick Fountain Park	2
??	Prestwick Inukshuk	2
??	Olympia Drive Off-Leash	3
??	Quarry Park Pathway	?
??	Raddison Heights Park	?
??	Raddison Heights Park East	6
??	Rainbow Park	?
??	Ralph Klein Park	?
??	Ramsay Community Association	5
??	Ramsay School Park	6
??	Reader Rock Gardens	4+
??	Remington YMCA in Quarry Park	?
??	Riverbend Community Centre	6
??	Riverbend Pathway	?
??	Southview Park	10
??	Sue Higgins Park	15+
??	The Lone Pony	?
??	Valleyview Park	3
??	Walden Playground	?
??	Willow Park Gardens Playground	?
??	Wyldewood Estates Trellis	?

South West Nests

Pokemon	Nest Location	Spawn Points
??	AD Ross Park	3-4
??	Babbeling Brook Park	3-5
??	Bankview Community Association	2
??	Battalion Park	25+
??	Battalion Park School	10+
??	Braeside Park	10+
??	Braeside Park Tennis Courts	7
??	Britannia Slopes	9
??	Buffalo Park (Garrison)	?
??	Canada Olympic Park	40
??	Champlain Park	2
??	Christie Estates Playground	5
??	Discovery Ridge Pathways North	?
??	Discovery Ridge Pathways NE	?
??	Discovery Ridge Pathways NW	2
??	Discovery Ridge Ponds	5
??	Douglas Fir Trail Lookout Platform	6
??	Edworthy Park	?
??	Edworthy Park (river side)	?
??	Eversyde Park	3
??	Flanders Park	3
??	Galbraith Park Playground	3
??	Glamorgan Park	?
??	Glenbrook Park	3
??	Glendale Meadows Park	?
??	Glenmore Athletic Park	12
??	Griffith Park Playground	10+
??	Griffith Woods	30
??	Haysboro Community Park	10+
??	James H Gray Park	?
??	Jenny Elliot Elementary Field	2
??	Killarney Glengarry Community Assn.	5
??	Lakeview Community Assn.	20+
??	Lindsay Park	20+
??	Mahood Commons - Ambrose University	2+
??	Meadowlark Park	?
??	Millcrest Park	3
??	Millview Greenspace	3
??	North Glenmore	13
??	Old Banff Coach Hill Off Leash Park	1+
??	Optimist Park	40+
??	Patterson Place	2
??	Peacekeeper Park	3
??	Picnic Park	4
??	Poplar Park	2-3
??	Prominence Park	7-9
??	River Park	13
??	Riverdale Park	?
??	Roxboro & Erlton Offleash	7
??	Sandy Beach	9
??	Shaganappi Park	5-10
??	Shawnessy Pathway	10
??	Sienna Hills Playground	3
??	Signal Hill Old Fashioned Playground	4
??	Signal Ridge Playground	6+
??	Simcoe Playground	3
??	Silverado Skies Pathways	3
??	Sirocco Park	10+
??	Somerset Water Park	6
??	South Calgary Park	12
??	South Glenmore Park	?
??	South Mount Royal Park	2
??	Springbank Hill Community Park	21+
??	Springborough Playground	5+
??	Springborough Stormwater	4
??	Sprucecliff Community Association	?
??	Stanley Park	14
??	Strathcona Christie Aspen Community Association	?
??	Sunalta Park	5+
??	Turtle Hill Park	6+
??	Valour Park	2-3
??	Westside Soccer Field	5+
??	Wildwood Community Association	3
??	Woodbine Athletic Park	4

Thank you to our nest hunters!
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Beginning the story of Gethin Oyvind, a knight-errant, and his band as they seek treasure and fame in the land of Ederfast (the name came on the cool map I found online, so I’m rolling with it). It’s going to be a D&D-inspired, party-based dungeon crawl using Ironsworn and Starforge rules, mix-and-matched as I see fit, but tending toward Ironsworn.
The Party: Sir Gethin Oyvind E-1 H-2 I-3 S-1 W-2 Assets: Commander, Ironclad (light armor), Empowered (Knight Errant). Equipment: chain armor, sword, shield, crossbow Vows: Become worthy of the Oyvind family name (epic): 0.0
Bonds (all randomly generated):

1. Baggi the Carpenter.
2. Frej the Mercenary.
3. Tessa the Wheel-maker.

These seem like unlikely allies of a Knight-Errant, but I’m interpreting them to be those whom he knows and trusts in this region. In this world, adventuring knights are relatively common, and all tend to migrate to other regions in search of fame, fortune, and glory. “A prophet is not without honor except in his hometown…” As a third son, this is even more true. All of Gethin’s brothers are known to the court and beloved of their father; Gethin has come east to earn the right to bear his own name, and he refuses to return home until he has done so.
Because this is a D&D style game, my PC won’t be solo, but the rest of the characters will not be represented by Ironsworn PCs. Instead, they are represented by the party contained within the “Commander” perk. As it stands, they are:

1. Sola the Cruel. Workcrew overseer.
2. Inguna the Naive. A trapper.
3. Bjarn the Jealous. A falconer.
4. Somhaile the Tactless. A thief.

All were randomly generated, and I hope we’ll get to see some personality (out of the ones who survive). Note that I am back to using the default Ironsworn stat spread; the more powerful heroic version just didn’t feel right for an old-school D&D adventure.
And now we begin the adventure, throwing ourselves right into the thick of it. In keeping with the IS ethos, Gethin is not an abject neophyte. He is competent and well-equipped, although how well his men-at-arms are trained is something that we have yet to see. This is not his first adventure, and his previous exploits have won him some friends in Longhill, a major city in the region.
Reminder: You can find links to every one of my solo session game reports on my Campaign Logs page.
What is the trouble in Longhill? Resources/Depleted. What is the city like? Blocked/Darkness.
Longhill. A sprawling city set in the lee of the western hills. Already, long shadows darken the city’s narrow streets. “It’s good to be back,” Somhaile the thief says as they pass through the city gates. Gethin disagrees, but he holds his tongue.
Which bond approaches? Tessa the Wheel-maker. What does she say? Affect/Duty – SweaOpportunity
Gethin leads the band north through the gates, to the stable house. Tessa, the [oracle=] hot-tempered wheelwright and stablemaster, is working in the yard. After Bjarn and Inguna unload the donkey’s saddlebags, he leads it over to the small fenced yard.
“It did its job?” the woman asks as she hands him back his retainer.
“Well enough,” Gethin replies. “What’s news?”
“Almost better you didn’t bring in five mouths to feed. Tensions are high in Longhill.”
“Why’s that?”
“The river’s dried up,” the woman says simply.
“It isn’t,” Gethin replies. He’d seen it as they passed in from the east.
“Not the water,” she snorts. “The fishing. Nobody’s caught anything in days. The market’s closed up. Never happened afore. A curse, no doubt.” She looks doubtful anyway. “Or so they say. I don’t know about curses, but it’s something suspicious, and that’s for certain. Fish don’t just up and stop, not all at once.”
He pauses, glances back at his band and sees Sola giving Somhaile an earful after the thief–scout, Gethin reminds himself–apparently tried to leave off without hauling his share of the luggage.
“The boys could use a night or two in town,” Gethin says, “but you think there’s any coin to be made here?”
Tessa laughs. “If you could get the fish swimming again, the baron’d give you the robe off his own back.”
Swear an Iron Vow (Dangerous) to discover the source of the fishing issues: [Weak Hit: 1 + 2 + 1 = 4 vs 4 3]. +1m (now 3).
Gethin grins as he leaves the yard and lets one of the band lead him to a nearby tavern. They secure a pair of rooms on the second floor and then return to the common room. He drops a purseful of silver in the middle of the table. “Drinks are on me,” he says as the silver is immediately divided into four piles. “But keep yourselves ready. We might have more work in a couple of days.”
Grim faces stare back at him.
“Paying work, this time,” he clarifies.
“I’ll drink to that,” Inguna cheers, and the rest of them take him up on it.
Gethin doesn’t drink, though–he has work to do. He heads out into the night and makes his way toward the river docks.
Gather Information: [Weak Hit: 6 + 2 + 0 = 8 vs 5 10]. +1m (now 4). Twist: charge/opinion
The fish-markets are quiet at night. Normally. Tonight, he can hear the ruckus from several blocks off. Soon, the light of torch fires become visible. A platform has been raised, and a weather-worn man is standing atop it, preaching–shouting–at the crowd below. The fishermen listen, rapt, as he roars that the river god has taken back its bounty because of their sin.
Is this bad for Gethin (75%)? Yes, but… easy to get away
It doesn’t take long before the priest’s laundry-list of sinners begins to include foreigners and, to Gethin’s dismay, the gentry. He glances down at his outfit–the boiled leather vest is unassuming, but the laced sleeves beneath it give him away. He slips back into the darkness and returns to the inn.
Has anything happened to the crew (25%)? No.
The entire lot is drunk when he returns to the inn, but Sola has them (mostly) in hand. He pulls her aside, warns her not to let them leave the tavern grounds that night, and then heads upstairs to sleep.
Are the party ready to head out the next day (33%)? No.
Dawn comes early. The four members of his crew are sprawled across every flat surface in their room that isn’t his own bed. He rises and dresses quickly, even throwing on his chain and strapping on sword and shield. He kicks Sola awake as he leaves. “Don’t let them out,” he warns again. “I’ll be back before nightfall.” Then he heads out into the city.
Anything drastic happen overnight (10%)? No.
The streets are calm. Whatever he felt brewing in the market-district last night, it hasn’t come to a head yet. He returns to the stables to find Tessa.
Is she there (33%)? No.
She’s not there, but an apprentice is. Gethin tosses him a couple of coppers to get his horse ready so he can leave early.
Secure an Advantage (Heart): [Strong Hit: 5 + 2 + 0 = 7 vs 4 1]. +2m (now 6).
The boy takes the coins eagerly and gets the horse ready. In moments, Gethin is mounted and riding out through the city gates. He turns his horse north and heads toward the river–and beyond it, the lake.
Face Danger (Wits) to check for encounter along the way: [Miss: 5 + 2 + 0 = 7 vs 8 9]. What do we find, and where? Corruption has spread further than thought. Mysterious/Foothills.
It isn’t long before he is in the foothills. Soon, the trail rises and comes to a crest. The river and its docks lay before him, winding away northward toward the distant lake. Even here he can tell that something is wrong. The smell of it–like a days-dead fish left outside, but not so close that it is overpowering. Something is definitely wrong.
Any fishermen in their boats (80%)? No, but…
The normally-busy waterways are empty. As far as he can see to the north and the east, the waters are empty. But there, by a sandy shore, he sees a young woman readying a small rowboat to go into the water. He spurs his horse forward and rides to her.
What does she say? Knowing – Account – Fame.
“I know you,” the woman states as Gethin rides up beside her. “You’re that foreign dandy. The gentleman-adventurer.”
“We prefer Knight Errant,” Gethin responds. “Who are you? And where is everyone?”
Compel (heart): [Miss: 4 + 2 + 0 = 6 vs 7 6]
The woman snorts. “As if I’d tell you anything, what with the curse your lot brought on us!” She pointedly turns her back to the knight and pushes her boat into the river.
Gethin reflects on the encounter on the ride back to the inn. Tessa was right–things are getting bad in Longhill. But that just means the rewards will be all the greater when he can…put the fish back in the river? He shakes his head. Maybe his crew will have some idea of what to do.
[Mark Progress: Bring back the fishing :2 boxes]
What has the party been up to while he was gone? Communicate/Vengeance.
The party is still holed up in the tavern when he returns. Somhaile was the only one who ventured out, and she returned quickly, bearing word that tensions are high in the city. Talk in the city is indeed turning against outsiders.
They spend another night and prepare themselves to head out the next morning.
Any event in the night (10%)? Yes, change/idea.
That night, hundreds of people march through the streets of Longhill as Gethin and the others watch from the window of their second-floor room. The bedraggled priest leads them, chanting that the time has come for repentance and cleansing, for a turning away from foreign influences.
Is the local lord a native of Longhill (50%)? No, but…
The line seems to wind toward the gates of the keep, but the guards there stand strong against the crowd. They mill about for a few hours before dispersing into the night.
The next morning, Gethin rouses the party early and leads them out. Somhaile and Bjarn grumble, but Sola keeps them in line while Gethin goes to the stables to see about renting horses for the party.
Secure an Advantage (wits): [Weak Hit: 2 + 2 + 0 = 4 vs 3 10] +1m (now 7).
Unfortunately, none are available to rent. However, the stable has a few mules available, and Gethin rents one of those for hauling supplies. While the stable boy fetches Gethin’s horse and the rented mule, Gethin breaks the news to the party. They fuss about it, but they all remember the events of the night and are too eager to leave to make too much trouble.
A few minutes later, they are out of the city and heading north toward the river. They angle northeast, trying to put some distance between themselves and the docks in case they run into any angry locals. Gethin then spurs his horse on ahead, hoping to scout some of the terrain and gain some sense of which direction to search.
Gather Information: [Weak Hit: 2 + 2 + 0 = 4 vs 4 3] +1m (now 8), but introduce danger. Danger: Escort/Vengeance.
He rides east along the bank for a mile or two, until the river bend and trees conceal the city behind him entirely. He scans the bank as he rides, but he sees nothing of note–and sees no one–until he hears the sound of movement in the water.
A boat comes around the bend ahead of him, rowed by a pair of fisherman while a third man stands with a bow in his hands. He shouts when he spots Gethin and has the rowers push them toward the shore.
Face Danger (Heart): [Weak Hit: 5 + 2 + 0 = 7 vs 4 10]. -1m (now 7).
Gethin calls out to them, unwilling to turn and run from a bunch of riled-up yokels. The captain of the boat has the gall to ask him for his name and purpose, and even goes so far as to demand that he disarm himself! It takes some time–more than he cared to spend–but Gethin eventually cows the aggressive captain and puts the man in his proper place before sending him off down the river.
It’s late morning by the time Gethin returns to the party. He explains that the smell of rotting fish–weak near the hills–does not dissipate up river. He suggests they head that way to search at first. The others agree and they turn toward the east and head upriver.
I’ll be handling the passage up-river as a troublesome Tanglewood delve with a Haunted (randomly selected) theme.
The river wends its was toward the sea through a low valley cut between the hills. Trees grow near the water, and eventually they thicken into a strip of dark woodland. All of the party are unnerved by the sight of the twisted trees, though none is willing to mention it.
[Delve the Depths: Mark progress twice and Reveal a Danger.] [Mark Progress: Haunted Forest :6 boxes] Danger: Denizen hunts
All right, this should be interesting. A ‘denizen’ is surely not the same as a person in this haunted forest. So I have to choose between a ghost and a monster of some kind. I know a ghost wouldn’t be literally hunting, so I’m going to roll on the Monstrosity table:
Monster: person-sized – crustacean – horns/tusks – parasitic
Several miles pass in nervous watch before they come across the thing–something like a crawdad or a lobster, but the size of a large man. A hard shell covers its back, and a wicked proboscis extends from the center of its face like a spear.
Face Danger (Shadow): [Strong Hit: 6 + 1 + 0 = 7 vs 3 1]. +1m (now 8).
Fortunately, the sound of wet slurping alerts the party before they see the beast. Somhaile sneaks forward and returns with a pale face. Her hands flutter as she tells them of the thing she saw, of the sight and sound of it as it buried its foul mouth in the bloated corpse of a deer and drank the ichor.
Do the others want to fight it (15%)? No.
There is no margin in risking one’s life to kill strange beasts in unfamiliar woods, so the party votes unanimously to give the thing wide berth. They cut inland a few hundred yards and pass on until they are sure they have left it behind. After that, though, all of them are even more cautious of what they might find–or what might find them.
End of Part 1.

Beginning the story of Gethin Oyvind, a knight-errant, and his band as they seek treasure and fame in the land of Ederfast (the name came on the cool map I found online, so I’m rolling with it). It’s going to be a D&D-inspired, party-based dungeon crawl using Ironsworn and Starforge rules, mix-and-matched as I see fit, but tending toward Ironsworn.
The Party: Sir Gethin Oyvind E-1 H-2 I-3 S-1 W-2 Assets: Commander, Ironclad (light armor), Empowered (Knight Errant). Equipment: chain armor, sword, shield, crossbow Vows: Become worthy of the Oyvind family name (epic): 0.0
Bonds (all randomly generated):

1. Baggi the Carpenter.
2. Frej the Mercenary.
3. Tessa the Wheel-maker.

These seem like unlikely allies of a Knight-Errant, but I’m interpreting them to be those whom he knows and trusts in this region. In this world, adventuring knights are relatively common, and all tend to migrate to other regions in search of fame, fortune, and glory. “A prophet is not without honor except in his hometown…” As a third son, this is even more true. All of Gethin’s brothers are known to the court and beloved of their father; Gethin has come east to earn the right to bear his own name, and he refuses to return home until he has done so.
Because this is a D&D style game, my PC won’t be solo, but the rest of the characters will not be represented by Ironsworn PCs. Instead, they are represented by the party contained within the “Commander” perk. As it stands, they are:

1. Sola the Cruel. Workcrew overseer.
2. Inguna the Naive. A trapper.
3. Bjarn the Jealous. A falconer.
4. Somhaile the Tactless. A thief.

All were randomly generated, and I hope we’ll get to see some personality (out of the ones who survive). Note that I am back to using the default Ironsworn stat spread; the more powerful heroic version just didn’t feel right for an old-school D&D adventure.
And now we begin the adventure, throwing ourselves right into the thick of it. In keeping with the IS ethos, Gethin is not an abject neophyte. He is competent and well-equipped, although how well his men-at-arms are trained is something that we have yet to see. This is not his first adventure, and his previous exploits have won him some friends in Longhill, a major city in the region.
Reminder: You can find links to every one of my solo session game reports on my Campaign Logs page.
What is the trouble in Longhill? Resources/Depleted. What is the city like? Blocked/Darkness.
Longhill. A sprawling city set in the lee of the western hills. Already, long shadows darken the city’s narrow streets. “It’s good to be back,” Somhaile the thief says as they pass through the city gates. Gethin disagrees, but he holds his tongue.
Which bond approaches? Tessa the Wheel-maker. What does she say? Affect/Duty – SweaOpportunity
Gethin leads the band north through the gates, to the stable house. Tessa, the [oracle=] hot-tempered wheelwright and stablemaster, is working in the yard. After Bjarn and Inguna unload the donkey’s saddlebags, he leads it over to the small fenced yard.
“It did its job?” the woman asks as she hands him back his retainer.
“Well enough,” Gethin replies. “What’s news?”
“Almost better you didn’t bring in five mouths to feed. Tensions are high in Longhill.”
“Why’s that?”
“The river’s dried up,” the woman says simply.
“It isn’t,” Gethin replies. He’d seen it as they passed in from the east.
“Not the water,” she snorts. “The fishing. Nobody’s caught anything in days. The market’s closed up. Never happened afore. A curse, no doubt.” She looks doubtful anyway. “Or so they say. I don’t know about curses, but it’s something suspicious, and that’s for certain. Fish don’t just up and stop, not all at once.”
He pauses, glances back at his band and sees Sola giving Somhaile an earful after the thief–scout, Gethin reminds himself–apparently tried to leave off without hauling his share of the luggage.
“The boys could use a night or two in town,” Gethin says, “but you think there’s any coin to be made here?”
Tessa laughs. “If you could get the fish swimming again, the baron’d give you the robe off his own back.”
Swear an Iron Vow (Dangerous) to discover the source of the fishing issues: [Weak Hit: 1 + 2 + 1 = 4 vs 4 3]. +1m (now 3).
Gethin grins as he leaves the yard and lets one of the band lead him to a nearby tavern. They secure a pair of rooms on the second floor and then return to the common room. He drops a purseful of silver in the middle of the table. “Drinks are on me,” he says as the silver is immediately divided into four piles. “But keep yourselves ready. We might have more work in a couple of days.”
Grim faces stare back at him.
“Paying work, this time,” he clarifies.
“I’ll drink to that,” Inguna cheers, and the rest of them take him up on it.
Gethin doesn’t drink, though–he has work to do. He heads out into the night and makes his way toward the river docks.
Gather Information: [Weak Hit: 6 + 2 + 0 = 8 vs 5 10]. +1m (now 4). Twist: charge/opinion
The fish-markets are quiet at night. Normally. Tonight, he can hear the ruckus from several blocks off. Soon, the light of torch fires become visible. A platform has been raised, and a weather-worn man is standing atop it, preaching–shouting–at the crowd below. The fishermen listen, rapt, as he roars that the river god has taken back its bounty because of their sin.
Is this bad for Gethin (75%)? Yes, but… easy to get away
It doesn’t take long before the priest’s laundry-list of sinners begins to include foreigners and, to Gethin’s dismay, the gentry. He glances down at his outfit–the boiled leather vest is unassuming, but the laced sleeves beneath it give him away. He slips back into the darkness and returns to the inn.
Has anything happened to the crew (25%)? No.
The entire lot is drunk when he returns to the inn, but Sola has them (mostly) in hand. He pulls her aside, warns her not to let them leave the tavern grounds that night, and then heads upstairs to sleep.
Are the party ready to head out the next day (33%)? No.
Dawn comes early. The four members of his crew are sprawled across every flat surface in their room that isn’t his own bed. He rises and dresses quickly, even throwing on his chain and strapping on sword and shield. He kicks Sola awake as he leaves. “Don’t let them out,” he warns again. “I’ll be back before nightfall.” Then he heads out into the city.
Anything drastic happen overnight (10%)? No.
The streets are calm. Whatever he felt brewing in the market-district last night, it hasn’t come to a head yet. He returns to the stables to find Tessa.
Is she there (33%)? No.
She’s not there, but an apprentice is. Gethin tosses him a couple of coppers to get his horse ready so he can leave early.
Secure an Advantage (Heart): [Strong Hit: 5 + 2 + 0 = 7 vs 4 1]. +2m (now 6).
The boy takes the coins eagerly and gets the horse ready. In moments, Gethin is mounted and riding out through the city gates. He turns his horse north and heads toward the river–and beyond it, the lake.
Face Danger (Wits) to check for encounter along the way: [Miss: 5 + 2 + 0 = 7 vs 8 9]. What do we find, and where? Corruption has spread further than thought. Mysterious/Foothills.
It isn’t long before he is in the foothills. Soon, the trail rises and comes to a crest. The river and its docks lay before him, winding away northward toward the distant lake. Even here he can tell that something is wrong. The smell of it–like a days-dead fish left outside, but not so close that it is overpowering. Something is definitely wrong.
Any fishermen in their boats (80%)? No, but…
The normally-busy waterways are empty. As far as he can see to the north and the east, the waters are empty. But there, by a sandy shore, he sees a young woman readying a small rowboat to go into the water. He spurs his horse forward and rides to her.
What does she say? Knowing – Account – Fame.
“I know you,” the woman states as Gethin rides up beside her. “You’re that foreign dandy. The gentleman-adventurer.”
“We prefer Knight Errant,” Gethin responds. “Who are you? And where is everyone?”
Compel (heart): [Miss: 4 + 2 + 0 = 6 vs 7 6]
The woman snorts. “As if I’d tell you anything, what with the curse your lot brought on us!” She pointedly turns her back to the knight and pushes her boat into the river.
Gethin reflects on the encounter on the ride back to the inn. Tessa was right–things are getting bad in Longhill. But that just means the rewards will be all the greater when he can…put the fish back in the river? He shakes his head. Maybe his crew will have some idea of what to do.
[Mark Progress: Bring back the fishing :2 boxes]
What has the party been up to while he was gone? Communicate/Vengeance.
The party is still holed up in the tavern when he returns. Somhaile was the only one who ventured out, and she returned quickly, bearing word that tensions are high in the city. Talk in the city is indeed turning against outsiders.
They spend another night and prepare themselves to head out the next morning.
Any event in the night (10%)? Yes, change/idea.
That night, hundreds of people march through the streets of Longhill as Gethin and the others watch from the window of their second-floor room. The bedraggled priest leads them, chanting that the time has come for repentance and cleansing, for a turning away from foreign influences.
Is the local lord a native of Longhill (50%)? No, but…
The line seems to wind toward the gates of the keep, but the guards there stand strong against the crowd. They mill about for a few hours before dispersing into the night.
The next morning, Gethin rouses the party early and leads them out. Somhaile and Bjarn grumble, but Sola keeps them in line while Gethin goes to the stables to see about renting horses for the party.
Secure an Advantage (wits): [Weak Hit: 2 + 2 + 0 = 4 vs 3 10] +1m (now 7).
Unfortunately, none are available to rent. However, the stable has a few mules available, and Gethin rents one of those for hauling supplies. While the stable boy fetches Gethin’s horse and the rented mule, Gethin breaks the news to the party. They fuss about it, but they all remember the events of the night and are too eager to leave to make too much trouble.
A few minutes later, they are out of the city and heading north toward the river. They angle northeast, trying to put some distance between themselves and the docks in case they run into any angry locals. Gethin then spurs his horse on ahead, hoping to scout some of the terrain and gain some sense of which direction to search.
Gather Information: [Weak Hit: 2 + 2 + 0 = 4 vs 4 3] +1m (now 8), but introduce danger. Danger: Escort/Vengeance.
He rides east along the bank for a mile or two, until the river bend and trees conceal the city behind him entirely. He scans the bank as he rides, but he sees nothing of note–and sees no one–until he hears the sound of movement in the water.
A boat comes around the bend ahead of him, rowed by a pair of fisherman while a third man stands with a bow in his hands. He shouts when he spots Gethin and has the rowers push them toward the shore.
Face Danger (Heart): [Weak Hit: 5 + 2 + 0 = 7 vs 4 10]. -1m (now 7).
Gethin calls out to them, unwilling to turn and run from a bunch of riled-up yokels. The captain of the boat has the gall to ask him for his name and purpose, and even goes so far as to demand that he disarm himself! It takes some time–more than he cared to spend–but Gethin eventually cows the aggressive captain and puts the man in his proper place before sending him off down the river.
It’s late morning by the time Gethin returns to the party. He explains that the smell of rotting fish–weak near the hills–does not dissipate up river. He suggests they head that way to search at first. The others agree and they turn toward the east and head upriver.
I’ll be handling the passage up-river as a troublesome Tanglewood delve with a Haunted (randomly selected) theme.
The river wends its was toward the sea through a low valley cut between the hills. Trees grow near the water, and eventually they thicken into a strip of dark woodland. All of the party are unnerved by the sight of the twisted trees, though none is willing to mention it.
[Delve the Depths: Mark progress twice and Reveal a Danger.] [Mark Progress: Haunted Forest :6 boxes] Danger: Denizen hunts
All right, this should be interesting. A ‘denizen’ is surely not the same as a person in this haunted forest. So I have to choose between a ghost and a monster of some kind. I know a ghost wouldn’t be literally hunting, so I’m going to roll on the Monstrosity table:
Monster: person-sized – crustacean – horns/tusks – parasitic
Several miles pass in nervous watch before they come across the thing–something like a crawdad or a lobster, but the size of a large man. A hard shell covers its back, and a wicked proboscis extends from the center of its face like a spear.
Face Danger (Shadow): [Strong Hit: 6 + 1 + 0 = 7 vs 3 1]. +1m (now 8).
Fortunately, the sound of wet slurping alerts the party before they see the beast. Somhaile sneaks forward and returns with a pale face. Her hands flutter as she tells them of the thing she saw, of the sight and sound of it as it buried its foul mouth in the bloated corpse of a deer and drank the ichor.
Do the others want to fight it (15%)? No.
There is no margin in risking one’s life to kill strange beasts in unfamiliar woods, so the party votes unanimously to give the thing wide berth. They cut inland a few hundred yards and pass on until they are sure they have left it behind. After that, though, all of them are even more cautious of what they might find–or what might find them.
End of Part 1.

[H]
Steam:
12 is Better Than 6
911 Operator
A New Beginning - Final Cut
Agatha Christie - The ABC Murders
Alcatraz Builder
Amerzone: The Explorer's Legacy
Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs
Anomaly 2
Anomaly Defenders
Arcade Paradise - Arcade Paradise EP
BARRIER X
Beholder
Between the Stars
Bionic Commando
Black Book
Black Moon Chronicles
Bot World
Breathedge
Bridge Constructor
Bridge Constructor Medieval
Bridge Constructor Stunts
Bridge Constructor - Trains - Expansion Pack
Broken Age
Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons
Cities in Motion 2
Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Uprising
Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!!
Corridor Z
Crysis 2 Maximum Edition
Curse: The Eye of Isis
Dark Jungle
Darkstone
Dear Esther: Landmark Edition
DEPLOYMENT
Deponia
Disciples: Liberation
DOOM (1993)
DOOM 64
Draw Slasher
Drawful 2
Driftland: The Magic Revival
Duke of Alpha Centauri
Dungeon Adventure
Dungeon of Elements
EarthX
FALLBACK
Field of Glory II
Figment
Flashback
Fractal: Make Blooms Not War
Freeze the time
Fury Unleashed
GameGuru Classic
Garfield Kart - Furious Racing
Gem Deeps
Glittering sword
Go Home Dinosaurs!
Going Under
Gotham City Impostors Free to Play: Professional Impostor Kit
Hexologic
Hidden Post-Apocalyptic 4 Top-Down 3D
HOARD
Holy Potatoes! We’re in Space?!
Hue
I’m not a Monster
In Between
Indivisible
Infommi
Inner Call
Iron Danger
Iron Fisticle
Jack Lumber
Jessika
Journey of a Roach
Kero Blaster
KHOLAT
Kingdom Defense
Kingdom Rush
Lair of the Clockwork God
Leisure Suit Larry 7 - Love for Sail
Leviathan
Leviathan: Warships
LIBERATED
Lila’s Sky Ark
Lornsword Winter Chronicle
Majesty 2 Collection
MegaRace 1
MegaRace 2
Möbius Front '83
Monaco
Monster Slayers
Moon Hunters
My Darkest Witch
My Time At Portia
Myasoid
Necromunda: Hired Gun
Neverout
Nex Machina
Nihilumbra
Orbital Racer
Out of Reach: Treasure Royale
Overgrowth
Particula
Pawnbarian
PAYDAY 2
Pixel Heroes: Byte & Magic
Pixplode
Post Void
Radio Commander
Red points
Red Risk
Red Solstice 2: Survivors
Rescue Operation
Roarr! Jurassic Edition
Roboquest
Rogue Stormers Deluxe
+ Rogue Stormers
Rune Lord
Rustler
Ruthless Safari
Saviour of Humanity
Say No! More
Serious Sam 3: BFE
Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun - Aiko's Choice
shapez
shapez - Puzzle DLC
Sherlock Holmes: The Devil's Daughter
Shiba Army
Shing!
Slain: Back from Hell
Slash It
Slinger VR
Solar 2
Soulblight
Space Redemption
Space Theory
Splasher
Splice
Starman in space
Steel Rats
Still Life
STONE
Super Golf 2018
Super Robolom
SWINE HD Remaster
Syberia
System Shock: Enhanced Edition
Telefrag VR
Tesla Force
The Amazing American Circus
The Doorbreaker
The Indie Mixtape
The Innsmouth Case
The Invisible Hand
The Last Hope: Atomic Bomb - Crypto War
The Nightmare Cooperative
The Showdown Effect
The Trigger
The Whispered World Special Edition
The Wild Eight
This War of Mine
ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove
Toki
Tooth and Tail
Tower of Fate
Trine 2
Tumblestone
Wanderlust: Travel Stories
Wandersong
War of the Roses: Kingmaker
Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide
WarriOrb
We are alright (Wszystko z nami w porządku)
West of Dead
Windjammers 2
X-Morph: Defense
XPock
Yoku's Island Express
Z Runaway
ΔV: Rings of Saturn
GOG
Liberated
Wanderlust Travel Stories
Desura
Humble Frozen Synapse Bundle
Humble Indie Bundle #2
Humble Indie Bundle #3
EVE Online: Rifter Ship Skin
EVE Online: Trial Key
Gratuitous Space Battles Multiplayer
Epic Games Store
Sifu Deluxe Edition Upgrade Bundle
Populous (Origin)
Nebuchandnezzar
Populous
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[W]
Dark Souls games, games on my wishlist (either via link or the list below).
Steam wishlist - https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198322931293/#sort=order
Metroidvanias, open world survival (like Subnautica, No Man's Sky, Astroneer, etc) games are high on my wants.
1BITDRAGON
30 Birds
A Frog's Tale
A Little to the Left
A Most Extraordinary Gnome
After Death
Aka
ANIMAL WELL
Antivine
Backpack Hero
Bear and Breakfast
Beyond Blue
Beyond the Long Night
Big Farm Story
Birth
Bits & Bops
Born of Bread
Botany Manor
Bramble: The Mountain King
Bread & Fred
Cat Goes Fishing
Chasing the Unseen
Chicken Journey
Children of Silentown: Prologue
Choo-Choo Charles
Chronicles of Deeps
Coromon
Critter Crops
Crowkart
Crowsworn
Curse of the Sea Rats
Dagon - The Little Glass Bottle DLC
DARK SOULS II: Scholar of the First Sin
DARK SOULS III
DARK SOULS: REMASTERED
Dead Cells: Return to Castlevania
Death in the Water 2
Desta: The Memories Between
Dinkum
Dirge
Dordogne
DREDGE
Duck Season
Dune: Awakening
Eastward
Europa
Fall of Porcupine
Feed All Monsters
Flotsam
Forever Skies
FREERIDE: The Personality Test
Frogsong
Frogun
Garden in!
Garden of the Sea
Garden Witch Life
Gaucho and the Grassland
GOODBYE WORLD
Gordian Rooms 2: A curious island
Hades II
Hamster on Rails
Hello Kitty and Sanrio Friends Racing
Here Comes Niko!
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Horticular
House Flipper 2
House Flipper - Farm DLC
House Flipper - Garden DLC
House Flipper - HGTV DLC
House Flipper - Luxury DLC
House Flipper - Pets DLC
How to Say Goodbye
I Am Dead
Immortal Life
Imp of the Sun
Inked: A Tale of Love
Inscryption
ISLAND_NAME_HERE
Islands & Trains
Jet Set Radio
Journey To The Savage Planet
Jump King
Jumplight Odyssey
Killer Frequency
Killer Klowns from Outer Space: The Game
Kity Builder
Kokopa's Atlas
Labyrinthine
Lemon Cake
Lies Of P
Little Astronaut
Little Kitty, Big City
Little Nemo and the Guardians of Slumberland
Little Witch in the Woods
Loddlenaut
Lonesome Village
Loretta
Lost Twins 2
Love, Ghostie
Love Shore
LumbearJack
Lumione
Mail Time
Martha Is Dead
Measurement Problem
Melatonin
Mika and The Witch's Mountain
Mineko's Night Market
Miska
Momodora: Moonlit Farewell
My Time at Sandrock
Mythwrecked: Ambrosia Island
Naiad
Nine Sols
ODDADA
Oddventure
Olliefrog Toad Skater
One Lonely Outpost
ONI : Road to be the Mightiest Oni
Ooblets (happy to take an Epic or Switch key for this one)
Otter Chaos
Otter of My Life
Our Passing Thoughts
Outer Wilds - Echoes of the Eye
Paper Animal RPG
Paper Trail
Paradise Marsh
ParanormalHK
Pekoe
Penko Park
Pepper Grinder
Petit Island
Pixelshire
Planet of Lana
Reka
Resident Evil Village - Winters’ Expansion
Rhythm Doctor
Ribby: The Game
Rift of the NecroDancer
River Tails: Stronger Together
Romancelvania
Rune Fencer Illyia
Sail Forth
Sally
san Zoolin
Satisfactory
Schim
SCP : Secret Files
Sea of Stars
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
Sephonie
Shumi Come Home
SIGNALIS
SILENT HILL 2
Silent Santicado
SILT
Sinking Simulator
Snufkin: Melody of Moominvalley
Solarpunk
Soulitaire
Spirit Swap
Spirittea
SPOOKWARE
Squirrel with a Gun
Star Stuff
Stars In The Trash
Stranded Deep
Sun Haven
Super Dark Deception
Tales of Herring Lake
Tchia
Terra Nil
The Callisto Protocol
The Closing Shift 閉店事件
The Courier
The Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in Me
The Darkest Tales
The Dot
The Garden Path
The Greatest Penguin Heist of All Time
The Last Clockwinder
The Lord of the Rings: Gollum™
The Outbound Ghost
The Pathless
The Planet Crafter
The Solus Project
Thymesia
Time on Frog Island
Tiny Bookshop
Tiny Glade
Tiny Witch
To The Rescue!
Toroa
Townseek
Tracks of Thought
Trash Sailors
Umami Grove
UNDYING
ValleyPeaks
Way To The Woods
Wayward Strand
We Are OFK
Wholesome - Out and About
Wild Light: Darkest Isles
Wildmender
Witchy Life Story
Wobbledogs
We Were Here Forever
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• Absolute Drift
• Agatha Cristie Abc Murders
• Anomaly II
• Archery Practice VR
• ATOM RPG Trudograd
• Automachef
• Axis Football 2021
• Between the Stars
• Bridge Constructor
• Crypts of Anak Shaba
• Deiland: Pocket Planet
• Desperados III
• Destiny 2: Lightfall
• Dirt 4
• Dolmen
• Dungeon of Elements
• ENDLESS Space - Definitive Edition
• Ethernal
• Evan's Remains
• F1 2018
• F1 2020
• Farmer's Dynasty
• Fort Triumph
• Garage: Bad Trip
• Gas Station Simulator
• Get Even
• Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
• Ghostrunner
• Golf with your friends
• Gone Home + Original Soundtrack
• Grimstar: Welcome to the savage planet
• Hack N Slash
• Hammerting
• Heads Will Roll: Downfall
• Hearts of Iron IV Cadet Edition
• Hell Let Loose
• HOT WHEELS UNLEASHED™
• Hotshot Racing
• ibb and obb (steam gift)
• Internet Cafe Simulator
• Iron Harvest
• Isonzo
• Just Die Already
• Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
• Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning FATE Edition
• Land of Puzzles Elven Princess
• Land of Puzzles Knights
• Last Inua
• Last Oasis
• Lawn Mowing Simulator
• Legend of Keepers
• Legion TD 2
• Leisure Suit Larry - Retro Bundle
• Lovecraft's Untold Stories
• Mahjong
• Mass Effect: Legendary Edition
• Megabyte Punch
• Metro Exodus
• Midnight Protocol
• Moo Lander
• Morendar Goblin Slayer
• Mountain
• mummification
• NARUTO TO BORUTO: SHINOBI STRIKER
• Nebuchadnezzar
• OSK - The End of Time
• OUT OF REACH
• Outward
• Overcooked - The Lost Morsel
• Paradise Lost
• Peaky Blinders: Mastermind
• Plane Mechanic Simulator
• Plunder Panic
• POLE
• Professor Watts Memory Match Cute Animals
• Professor Watts Memory Match: Cats
• Puzzle Monarch Egypt
• Puzzle Monarch Forests
• Puzzle Monarch Mummy
• Puzzle Monarch Nile River
• Puzzle Monarch Vampires
• Quadrant M4
• Quixzel Rush Halloween Party
• Randal's Monday
• Red Solstice 2: Survivors
• Reventure
• Ring of Pain
• RING RUNNER FLIGHT OF THE SAGES
• Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos
• Rustler
• S.W.I.N.E. HD Remaster
• Scorn
• Scribble It! Premium Edition DLC
• Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun - Aiko's Choice
• Shape of the World
• Sid Meier's Civilization V: Complete
• Skautfold: Usurper
• Skullgirls 2nd Encore
• Slay the spire
• Softened Cookie
• Space Pilgrim Episode II: Epsilon Indi
• Spacebase Df-9
• Stacking
• Sudden Strike Gold
• SugarMill
• Superhot
• Surviving Mars - Deluxe Edition
• Tales
• The Apotheosis Project
• The Ascent
• The Deed
• The Indie Mixtape
• The Textorcist: The Story of Ray Bibbia
• The Walking Dead
• The Wild Eight
• THREE DEAD ZED
• Tower To Heaven
• Townsmen - A Kingdom Rebuilt
• Train Valley
• Trivia Vault Boxing Trivia
• Trivia Vault Celebrity Trivia
• Trivia Vault Food Trivia
• Trivia Vault Golf Trivia
• Trivia Vault Music Trivia
• Trivia Vault Science & History Trivia
• Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide
• Warlock - Master of the Arcane
• Wayout
• Yooka-Laylee
• Zombie Claus

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• 112 Operator
• 99Vidas
• A Plague Tale: Innocence
• Absolute Drift
• Agatha Cristie Abc Murders
• Anomaly II
• Archery Practice VR
• ATOM RPG Trudograd
• Automachef
• Axis Football 2021
• Between the Stars
• Bridge Constructor
• Crypts of Anak Shaba
• Deiland: Pocket Planet
• Desperados III
• Destiny 2: Lightfall
• Dirt 4
• Dolmen
• Dungeon of Elements
• ENDLESS Space - Definitive Edition
• Ethernal
• Evan's Remains
• F1 2018
• F1 2020
• Farmer's Dynasty
• Fort Triumph
• Garage: Bad Trip
• Gas Station Simulator
• Get Even
• Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
• Ghostrunner
• Golf with your friends
• Gone Home + Original Soundtrack
• Grimstar: Welcome to the savage planet
• Hack N Slash
• Hammerting
• Heads Will Roll: Downfall
• Hearts of Iron IV Cadet Edition
• Hell Let Loose
• HOT WHEELS UNLEASHED™
• Hotshot Racing
• ibb and obb (steam gift)
• Internet Cafe Simulator
• Iron Harvest
• Isonzo
• Just Die Already
• Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
• Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning FATE Edition
• Land of Puzzles Elven Princess
• Land of Puzzles Knights
• Last Inua
• Last Oasis
• Lawn Mowing Simulator
• Legend of Keepers
• Legion TD 2
• Leisure Suit Larry - Retro Bundle
• Lovecraft's Untold Stories
• Mahjong
• Mass Effect: Legendary Edition
• Megabyte Punch
• Metro Exodus
• Midnight Protocol
• Moo Lander
• Morendar Goblin Slayer
• Mountain
• mummification
• NARUTO TO BORUTO: SHINOBI STRIKER
• Nebuchadnezzar
• OSK - The End of Time
• OUT OF REACH
• Outward
• Overcooked - The Lost Morsel
• Paradise Lost
• Peaky Blinders: Mastermind
• Plane Mechanic Simulator
• Plunder Panic
• POLE
• Professor Watts Memory Match Cute Animals
• Professor Watts Memory Match: Cats
• Puzzle Monarch Egypt
• Puzzle Monarch Forests
• Puzzle Monarch Mummy
• Puzzle Monarch Nile River
• Puzzle Monarch Vampires
• Quadrant M4
• Quixzel Rush Halloween Party
• Randal's Monday
• Red Solstice 2: Survivors
• Reventure
• Ring of Pain
• RING RUNNER FLIGHT OF THE SAGES
• Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos
• Rustler
• S.W.I.N.E. HD Remaster
• Scorn
• Scribble It! Premium Edition DLC
• Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun - Aiko's Choice
• Shape of the World
• Sid Meier's Civilization V: Complete
• Skautfold: Usurper
• Skullgirls 2nd Encore
• Slay the spire
• Softened Cookie
• Space Pilgrim Episode II: Epsilon Indi
• Spacebase Df-9
• Stacking
• Sudden Strike Gold
• SugarMill
• Superhot
• Surviving Mars - Deluxe Edition
• Tales
• The Apotheosis Project
• The Ascent
• The Deed
• The Indie Mixtape
• The Textorcist: The Story of Ray Bibbia
• The Walking Dead
• The Wild Eight
• THREE DEAD ZED
• Tower To Heaven
• Townsmen - A Kingdom Rebuilt
• Train Valley
• Trivia Vault Boxing Trivia
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• Trivia Vault Food Trivia
• Trivia Vault Golf Trivia
• Trivia Vault Music Trivia
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The night crawls by, every noise from beyond the reinforced door sets me on edge. Every scrape, and foot step full of grim possibility.
I don’t know if it was a dream or a vision, but the grotesque beauty of that half wooden thing is burned into my mind’s eye. I fear for my sanity, my autonomy, and my safety.
As I stare at the grim industrial cement of the walls, a little voice whispers to me from the back of my mind. This voice has nothing to do with living plant matter, or mysterious old burn outs. No, this evil, insidious fucking voice I’ve known long before my life started defying reason.
I hate myself, but for the first time, in a long time, I want, no, I fucking need a hit of something terrible.
I check my phone, our jailers didn’t seem too thorough in their search, seeing as we are kilometers deep into a space distorted wood mill from hell, they probably didn’t feel much need to.
It's 7:00 am, and Mike rises, using the chemical toilet with a convict’s lack of shame.
“You know something I don’t? “ I say, miserably.
Mike stretches, and sits on the bed leaning back against the grimy wall.
“Probably, but I want to change that.
Some point soon, they’re going to take one of us, and start removing pieces to see if they can get a reaction out of Jim and the boys. “ Mike starts fiddling with the cuff of his suit jacket as he talks.
“Did you hear them talking or something? “ I say, confused, knowing the man had been out cold.
“No.
Kidnappings, are cookie cutter things. They go one of a handful of ways, trust me.
Neither of us are kids, and we know the Copy Clan are doing this for a reason. So we can take most of the options off the table.
They haven’t killed one of us, so logic dictates they intend to either let us go, or tear us up a bit. “ As Mike finishes he tears a two inch or so hole in the cuff of his jacket.
“But We’ve still got about four hours to go. “ I say, continuing Mike’s thought.
“Very good, Kev.
These guys are on edge, and judging by the human sacrifice, and ritual bullshit, I don’t think they are versed in the art of torture so much as the love of it. We won’t last an hour, let alone four. “ Mike is serious, but still possessed of that mercenary calm of his.
The only thing that’d get me feeling like that at the moment comes from low rent apartments and low character people.
Mike shakes his sleeve and out falls a dozen or so pistol rounds. They look old, and tarnished.
He pulls out what at first, I think is a cell phone, but immediately I notice it’s a bit too thick. My suspicions are confirmed as Mike twists and reassembles it into a small, but dangerous looking pistol. He loads and tucks it in an inside pocket of his jacket.
“But you think you have these guys figured out? “ I say, challenging Mike’s bravado.
He looks at me for a minute, silent, I begin to feel nervous.
“I did, until you said that.
What do you know Kev? “ Mike’s question is bordering on threat, the look he gives me brings back memories of missing teeth.
My gut instinct is to lie, I know there’s no way I’m going to convince this maniac that there is something here worth saving.
I shake my head, I feel a small smirk start to form.
“Something was in my head.
There’s something else here, it tried to convince me that it was some kind of victim, that I needed to help it. “ My words don’t dispel my fear, but I as I speak them I start to get a grip on the situation.
“But you felt it didn’t you? You caught a whiff of paranormal bullshit.
Wonder why I wanted you along? I was useless as hell when I got here, the Path and the Mountain? They were a crash course in what this corner of reality is all about. And there’s only one other person I know of who’s passed. “ Mike grins, the man can wash off the makeup, and wear a discount rack suit, but that fang like smile is the same as always.
“You don’t think they’re taking you, do you? “ The chuckle at the end of my sentence is mirthless, the soundtrack to grim acceptance.
“No, and in order for me to be able to do my thing, you are going to have to think on your feet.
I don’t know what you should be expecting, but you need to drag it out. “ Mike is searching his jacket, and finds a small lump, he moves it to the tear in his cuff and produces a book of matches.
As he takes the worn, faded pack out of the jacket, I feel a sense of foreboding. Like most important things in my life, something is clearly off about these matches.
Mike puts them back in a suit pocket and that sense of dread subsides.
“So, that’s it, pack of spooky matches, sneaky pistol, and banking on me?
Gotta say Mike, my faith in these Watcher assholes is pretty low. First we get caught, and it doesn’t exactly seem like Plan B had too much effort put into it. “ I Bitch for the sake of it, knowing we have to play the hand we’re dealt.
But something, it doesn’t seem quite right. Like there is a piece of the plan neither Mike nor myself are privy to.
“Yeah, something isn’t clicking into place here. But we can cross that bridge when we come to it. We can’t miss the forest for the trees here.
For now, we both have a job to do. “ Mike knows, or thinks he knows more than he’s saying. I’m honestly thankful he isn’t choosing to share, I’ve had just about as much shitty news as I can take at the moment.
Around an hour later the door to the cell is opened by a pair of men.
Larger than the rest, at first glance, they don’t seem as deformed and twisted as many of their counterparts deep within the mill.
They wear loose overalls, hung with nasty looking tools that look like they would be just as efficient at shaping flesh as wood.
Muffled is the best way I can describe their movements, like the outside of their bodies are simply layers and layers of dead tissue, being moved from deep within.
As I see Their sunken eyes, and teeth set in deep recessed mouths, I realize how inhuman these particular golems are.
One points to me, and with one stiff, browning, leather like finger beckons me forward.
I feel like I’m being marched toward an electric chair. Every cell in my body screaming at me to fight or run, but that yoke of civilization pushing me forward, dignity trumping survival instinct.
Once upon a time I would have closed my eyes, or looked away from the horrors unfolding around me. But I force myself to watch the dark work , to try and understand, to try and sift some clue or meaning behind the ritual.
The victims are in various states of life, from screaming and mutilated beyond belief, to pristine and shackled, waiting their first attentions from Spaceshapers.
If this is what they do in the open, I shudder to think what they have in store for me in whatever dark corner of this place they are taking me.
I wish I could help, I wish I could do something to stop the casual, almost, mechanical violence around me.
But I promise myself that I won’t let this be in vain. I won’t let the people around me be treated like building materials and cheap cuts of meat for nothing.
I notice the repetition, each of the flesh puppets moving almost as if on tracks, taking exact amounts of steps, moving their limbs to exact degrees. From time to time, something stops this, some break in the rhythm, some stumble or misstep, and it causes short lived brutal fights.
Their chanting isn’t gibberish, the overlapping chatter is hard to sort with the din of the machines and the scrape of handtools, but I pick up bits and pieces. They talk of making space, of crafting bulwarks against time, space, and Gods.
I try to burn every horrific sight into my mind. To get any edge I can.
I’m taken into a room, wide and empty, the back wall is deep in shadows, and in the center is an old tall workbench. The top is covered in decades of glue, stain and blood.
I’m cuffed through a steel eye bolt in the table. I chuckle to myself, wondering how many other people have been handcuffed on two separate occasions without police involvement.
The air is dry, sawdust sits in layers on the floor and stuck to the walls. There is a rotten, spoiled sap like reek.
The shadowy room is full of dark Promises and evil potential. I can’t control the racing of my heart, but I try and stay coherent.
There are a few stools in the room, waist high. Ceiling is a mess of support struts and rusted lighting. Cuffs are new, but the eye bolt…
“Well how the fuck’s it going Kev? “ Ed says from behind me, I hear his footsteps, but also something else, a dull, meaty thump.
“Been better. “ I say, trying to channel a little bit of Mike, Ed laughs, I assume I failed.
“Don’t be like that Kevin, all of this is just a big business deal really. You are taking things too personal. “ I hear Ed take a wide path, keeping himself out of my line of sight for as long as possible. His work boots making muffled thuds on the cement floor, that other noise, getting more frequent and aggressive.
“I’ve been told the same thing by shit like yourself for a couple of years now.
Not getting any more comforting. “ I’m doing my best to keep the conversation going, I don’t know how long Mike needs, but once Ed starts in on me, I don’t think I have, long.
“Shit like myself?
Oh you think I’m… no Kev, all I am is white, getting on in years and Christian. I’m not a void touched, thanks for the ego stroke though. “ Ed finally steps in front of me, and I see the source of the noise.
It's old and red oak handled. It has a bright steel head, with a claw end, cleaned to a surgical shine. I can’t take my eyes off of the hammer.
“No, I married in Kev. And me and the old lady have been keeping folks happy for a long time.
Wasn’t easy finding her old man, even harder finding what he wanted for his daughter’s hand. But I did it, wound up a little farther away from the light of God, but a lot closer to things with more… earthly power.
And hey, the G-man has to forgive me, doesn’t he? “ Ed laughs like a lunatic, ending his insane chortle by slamming the hammer into the layered surface of the table.
The sound is dull, but it sends shards of ancient glue, varnish and blood into my face.
“So what does that have to do with us? “ I say, a drop of sweat and blood falls into my eye, I try to blink it away, but my vision stays red and blurry in one eye.
“Ever heard of a Wood Spirit? Dryad, nymph, things like that? ” Ed says, I assume the question is rhetorical, a quick tap with the hammer makes my vision swim and tells me my assumption was wrong.
“I get the gist. “ I say, forcing myself to make eye contact with the man.
Those eyes are yellowed, bloodshot, and on the verge of horrible things.
“Well, the Old Lady, she’s within spitting distance of all that Dungeons and Dragons, hippie pagan bullshit.
Only, she’s more like, fatwood, you know what fatwood is Kev?
When a tree gets sick and parts of it start to die, sometimes the resin and nutrients get pulled to the living parts of the tree. As it rots, it creates fatwood. Real useful stuff, can start a fire soaking wet, burns for hours, but it’s the death knell of the tree.
The old lady is why I can keep making little pocket dimensions for people like your buddy Art, she’s the reason why I’ve been alive since the states were young.
She pulls those nutrients from the other branches of her family tree, but those branches are getting harder and harder to find.
Your bosses, they want to try and buy me off with some trinkets and cash. They don’t want to get their hands really dirty, dragging forest spirits, wood nymphs and whatever the hell else back here for Ma to process.
So, I’m going to give them a little choice, their folks, or Ma’s family. “ His voice gets calm and quiet as he talks, as he finishes he brings the hammer down on my in tact hand. Not hard enough to break anything, but the pain makes me cling to wakefulness and fight back a wave of nausea.
Ed opens a drawer in the workbench, and draws out a 90’s era camera. The red recording light turns on, and it’s analogue internals grind to life.
My mind scrambles to find some purchase, to do something besides focus on the blinding pain, and mounting horror.
“What was with the dream? If you were just planning on torturing me, why the head games last night? “ my intent is to keep him in monologue mode, but a cloud flashes over Ed’s face.
“The fuck are you talking about? “ he says, sauntering his way toward me.
He begins to tap the hammer lightly against my skull, as if picking a spot to strike.
“I thought I was talking about you screwing with my head. “ I say, giving away as little as possible.
Ed cocks the hammer backward in a flash, my heart stops, but I force myself to talk, “ I wouldn’t do that, if my eggs get all scrambled, you never get to find out if I am full of shit or not. “, my voice is shaking, but my point is solid.
Ed puts on a grin that is made for being a last sight.
“You think I keep that Bitch on a long enough leash to cause me trouble? “ the Spaceshaper says, kneeling, he digs the claw end of the hammer into my kneecap.
The shadows behind ed seem to shift slightly, the small, rustling noises from within getting more frequent.
“I think if this didn’t matter I’d be at minute ten of a snuff film by now. “, Ed digs the claw deeper as I speak, daring me to push my luck, “ I’m not trying to pull some power move, I think I’m sitting on some information that can buy me, another couple of hours of you haggling with James before you resort to… this.
You agree? Or am I going to be walking in strange circles the rest of my life. “
Ed’s face lights up at the morbid dad-joke and he laughs, almost warmly, clapping his hand on my shoulder. Its calloused and has a grip like iron.
“ I’ll give you an hour, that’s if you have anything to tell. “ Ed drives the claw end of the hammer into the table, burying it like an axe.
I have his attention, but I don’t know how much longer I can keep it.
Believe it or not, before this I’ve never been much of a writer. Hell even now, let’s face it, I’m, okay at best. But I’ve always been a top notch liar.
I swing for the fences.
I take every shred of knowledge I’ve picked up, and put my own spin on it. If this was Art standing in front of me, whatever the fuck he is, I probably couldn’t have gotten away with the fabrication.
But this guy, this paranormal tourist, how much does he really know?
I talk without saying much, but I pepper in enough of the truth to keep him interested.
I’ve never been so nervous in a conversation. It was the verbal equivalent of a Parkour routine, every sentence has to be interesting, but every twist of the truth is more dangerous than the last.
After about twenty minutes I’ve spun a story of being some kind of cryptozoologist, found the path chasing Junior, and know all about “The Old Lady” and her family.
He's buying a lot of it, but not the whole package. The guy is greedy, wanting to squeeze a little bit extra blood out of the rock that is me, but he knows how desperate I am too.
He paces, facing away from me, the mumbling he’s doing is for my benefit, the words I can pick out are low and menacing.
Fun fact about the year I spent between escaping the mountain and now, there was a decent amount of reconstructive surgery on my hand. Believe it or not, bronze age caliber battlefield amputations do not tend to heal very well.
What I’m saying is, I’m missing a couple of bones next to my thumb. And as the smell of smoke starts to creep into the festering warehouse like room, I hope that’s enough to get out of one of the cuffs.
Ed notices the smell too, and turns his attention toward the industrial door closing us in. He walks over, as the dull hum of old overhead speakers kicks on.
I put my bodyweight on my thumb, muscles strain, tear and fold, the cuffs clatter slightly, but between the white noise of the speakers and the smoke, Ed doesn’t notice.
There is a mechanical sounding screech of feedback that I’m sure is purposeful, I know who is going to speak, long before I hear his voice. It’s a perfect impression of a 60’s radio announcer.
Don’t ask me to explain Mike, I just appreciate him.
“Hey cool cats and hep kids, this is Jimmy Bonamo spinning the hits and cutting more than records on W-FUKT.
Today’s weather is combustible with a chance of random violence. “
Ed is enraged, heaving on the sliding industrial door, something is blocking it’s progress.
The surgically fused bones in my hand protest, but just as they feel like they are going to shatter, the cuff slides off of my hand.
When Mike speaks again, it’s not the man I talked with in my kitchen, but that clown garbled killer from the path.
“But in all seriousness Ed, these flesh robots of yours, they don’t pass the Turing test. “ There is a wet, meaty noise over the speakers, “ And this wood of your’s , takes a bit to get going, but with the right firestarter…. “
There is an small explosion from within the woodshop, I use the rising din to cover the noise of tearing the hammer free.
Mike cackles over the speakers, I can see bright yellow flame through the crack in the door.
I’m feet behind Ed now, hammer ready to bury itself in the back of the man’s skull.
I know the chaos outside isn’t as bad as it seems, that despite the way it sounds Mike is likely in just as desperate of a situation as I am. But Ed doesn’t know this.
No, to Ed, and the half brained things manning the woodmill, this must seem like retribution, Devine or infernal.
Instinct makes me put a hand on Ed’s shoulder before I strike. Not a good instinct, or a useful one, but years of television have trained me.
He spins as I swing the hammer, the steel head slamming into his shoulder.
At first I’m wary, thinking this man has some last trick up his sleeve. Some hidden weapon or, third arm, or whatever random bullshit the universe wants to throw at me.
But as we grapple and struggle for the hammer, the only weapon in this rapidly smoke filling room, I realize, we are both just people.
After all of the things I’ve been through, all of the literal monsters, my story might end at the hands of a man that has been middle aged for a hundred years.
Neither of us are fighters, but we both know the stakes. From the outside the gradeschool level of fighting skill may have seemed funny under different circumstances.
We’re rolling through discarded nails and debris, our blood adding to the ageless collection already soaked into cement and sawdust.
My elbow hits the workbench, my good hand goes numb, the hammer is wrenched from my grip, and I throw myself to the ground.
Ed buries the tool into the wood of the desk, where my head was a quarter second before.
I get to my feet, dodging another swing of the hammer, it comes close enough to tear a gash in my cheek.
Ed is on the attack, his feet are stable, and the look in his eyes tells me he is looking for someone to take his frustrations out on.
If Ed was a technology loving man, I’d have hit him with a cell phone. He’d have buried the hammer in my skull, and had no problem torturing me to death.
But either being a luddite, or trying to keep with some kind of analogue horror aesthetic, what I grabbed from the table, was that massive, nearly suitcase sized 90’s camera.
It breaks, but not before snapping his head back like a car wreck, and shattering his nose and teeth.
The hammer sitters into the depths of the room, but I’ve grabbed one of the stools, it’s awkward, but Ed is dazed, struggling to get to his feet.
I don’t know if you can kill someone with a stool, but I intend to find out.
“Ma! “ Ed screams, blood from his broken face spraying the ground.
The organic, breaking, tearing noise shakes the room, pieces of the structure give way in an instant, the sliding door falling off it’s tracks.
The mill proper has a half dozen open fires, the mimic like creatures try their best to douse the grey tinged flames, but nothing seems to properly put them out.
Behind me, is a creature that is a mockery of the unearthly beauty from my dream. It tears trailing roots from the walls and ceiling around it, causing power surges and outages through the Mill.
It's nearly fifteen feet tall, a giant, and it’s twisted, almost human face looks at me with rage and betrayal.
I’ve made it out the door before the stool stops rolling. The thing behind me isn’t some limping abomination I could bludgeon or outwit.
The mill is a vision of hell, cursed sawdust turns to screaming embers, torture victims scramble for freedom, hobbled or simply to tired and mutilated to run.
I don’t bother looking for Mike, I see the most human of Ed’s children armed with Wal mart rifles or handguns, taking wild shots where they think he might be.
He's either dead, or on his way to me. Either way, I run.
In the chaos, I’m just another body, anything with a brain is trying to stop anything without one from burning to death, or destroying the creatures around it with a violent tantrum.
The screeching, rage filled plant thing behind me is slowed, but I push myself faster, desperate to get out of this hell hole. Any sense of confidence or power I had was dashed once fifteen feet of nightmare tore itself from the wall.
Mike’s waiting at the lobby doors, purposely looking casual, but matches my stride, we sprint through the blacktop parking lot. Twenty or so of Ed’s children closing in, and the forest thing gaining more speed than seems possible now that it is out in the open.
Gunfire begins to close in around us, a lucky round puts a deep gouge in Mike’s arm. Almost instinctively he draws the pistol, turns, and fires a round into the crowd.
I don’t understand why Mike would waste his time, with the novelty looking thing, until the round makes contact.
Six of the human shaped things turn into piles of gore and wood pieces. My faith in the watchers increases marginally.
My faith in Mike drops, as he turns for a second shot and the recoil takes the awkwardly shaped pistol from his hand. Another four of Ed’s children down, but they are within twenty feet and closing fast.
The end of the forest lined roadway is in sight, at the very last, I can’t see them taking their army of horrors in the middle of the highway.
But fear and determination can only take a person so far. Mike starts to outpace me, and it dawns on me that I’m not going to make the exit before being swarmed.
Mike turns to the left the second he leaves the forest, I don’t blame him, but it doesn’t exactly give me comfort.
The forest creature blocks out the last of the light from behind me and I feel a six fingered hand grab me by the wrist.
Four police officers step onto the path in unison, their eyes are white and shifting, like thick smoke, not that it hampers their aim any.
Whatever is behind me sprays me with gore, and it’s grip goes slack.
I break through the cordon, as armed creatures behind me take cover and begin focusing on the actual danger.
The half wood thing seems to dissolve into the forest, despite it’s size.
Albert stands slightly off to the side of the police, covered from the gunfire and the horror by the foliage.
He smokes a cigar sized joint, and with every exhale the smoke cloud wafts to the officers in defiance of the building wind.
Mike is talking to James, who stands casually taking cover behind a car door. I join them half way through a conversation.
Mike is exhausted, and hurt, leaning against the police car.
“I’d say it’s time we ask our friend for some help. “ James says, his tone seems to be chastising Mike, “ Do you agree? “
“Just open the fucking doors old man. “Mike says pointing toward the horse trailer we had been towing behind the minibus.
As if in response, the doors spring open, a padlock shatters, and a twisted, feline head, easily the size of an engine block cranes out at an impossible angle.
“Hello Kev. “ The creature says, as it pulls it’s massive, lopsided form from the trailer.
I know it’s junior, but my fucking lord.
He could step on a tiger, hundreds upon hundreds of pounds of Path born flesh, no two limbs the same length, with teeth following suit. But somehow, Junior moved with an insectile grace. His fur was patchy and mottled, but he looked strong, and full of violence.
One of the officers falls, neck spraying blood, the flesh creatures close in, and I see dark shadows near the edge of the treeline.
Junior charges into the homonculai, gunfire having no effect on the displaced monster, he makes short work of the last of Ed’s children.
I’m sweating, panicked, overwhelmed by the chaos of the forest.
I see the toad faced woman, giggling to herself, and point to cars as they come within eyeshot. Each one makes a dangerous u turn before they get too close.
I see James, calmly watching the events assured out the outcome.
I see junior, moving through the trees like a bladed wind, dragging the Forest creature out of it’s illusion. The fight is one sided, neither gunfire, nor the flames of Mike’s cursed matches harmed the half-wood thing, but Juniors claws, and twisted, randomly angled teeth tear through her oaken skin like paper.
And finally, I see Mike, the look we share is a conversation.
This isn’t a cluster fuck that the watchers just pulled us out of. No, this was all to carefully planned out, this required way too many moving pieces.
Whatever deal they struck with Ed, it was pretense, it was the foot in the door they needed to set up this situation, to get the tree-thing.
James makes Mike call junior off before it can decapitate the creature, confirming my suspicions. Albert makes the remaining three police officers load it’s limbless, mangled form into a U-Haul truck.
It truly sinks in that this group of elderly psychonaughts, they have power, reach and motives neither Mike nor Myself actually understand.
I’ve never needed a line so bad in my life.

Good afternoon. Brief listing of CAREER JOBS pulled from usps.com/careers/ for your convenience. Tell HR User_3971 sent you, let's see if they pay more than .25¢ per head. NOTE: Maintenance jobs are drying up - the In Service Register may finally be seeing results for our already career people.
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Some jobs may be part-time regular however all listed jobs should qualify for federal benefits from day one. To save text I have only listed the location and date of posting for each. Use the posting number for your search term. LC and MM are entry-level Maintenance. Here is a Maint overview and here is Exam 955 info. You can DO it!
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NOTE: USPS NEVER charges a fee for entrance exams. If payment is requested during the application process, walk the fuck away, go to usps.com/careers/ and APPLY THERE. We even has a video walkthrough prepared.
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Laborer Custodial:
MOUNT IDA AR NC11361986 05/20/2023
MADISON WI NC11362475 05/20/2023
JERSEY CITY NJ NC11359640 05/20/2023
ENGLAND AR NC11361592 05/20/2023
FALMOUTH KY NC11362115 05/20/2023
KEARNY NJ NC11362389 05/20/2023
HYANNIS MA NC11362820 05/20/2023
NORTH ADAMS MA NC11363342 05/20/2023
SAINT PETERS MO NC11363346 05/20/2023
CATHEDRAL CITY CA NC11356186 05/13/2023
CHESTERFIELD MO NC11362819 05/20/2023
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Maintenance Mechanic:
SCARBOROUGH ME NC11356424 05/20/2023
PONTIAC MI NC11358962 05/18/2023
EAGAN MN NC11357944 05/17/2023
CAROL STREAM IL NC11361583 05/20/2023
SHREWSBURY MA NC11362170 05/20/2023
MEMPHIS TN NC11353368 05/12/2023
MELVILLE NY NC11362824 05/20/2023
SEATTLE WA NC11361100 05/20/2023
MILWAUKEE WI NC11344743 05/16/2023
CHICAGO IL NC11362119 05/20/2023
SAN JOSE CA NC11361494 05/20/2023
PENSACOLA FL NC11358988 05/20/2023
MEMPHIS TN NC11353630 05/12/2023
KEARNY NJ NC11362476 05/20/2023
JERSEY CITY NJ NC11363340 05/20/2023
HARRISBURG PA NC11361154 05/20/2023
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Special! Interesting Maintenance Jobs: (may be skills required)
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Maintenance Mechanic MPE:
WAITE PARK MN NC11358051 05/17/2023
JACKSONVILLE FL NC11362822 05/20/2023
NORTH READING MA NC11358713 05/20/2023
KEARNY NJ NC11362199 05/20/2023
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Building Equipment Mechanic:
NORTH READING MA NC11358960 05/20/2023
SHREWSBURY MA NC11362197 05/20/2023
BEAUMONT TX NC11357661 05/20/2023
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General Clerk VMF:
INDIANAPOLIS IN NC11353401 05/12/2023
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Garage Assistant:
STERLING VA NC11356189 05/13/2023
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Electronic Technician:
DETROIT MI NC11358998 05/19/2023
FOREST PARK IL NC11363345 05/20/2023
GRAND RAPIDS MI NC11358996 05/20/2023
MILWAUKEE WI NC11344856 05/16/2023
SAINT LOUIS MO NC11362196 05/20/2023
KINGSFORD MI NC11359632 05/20/2023
PENSACOLA FL NC11358718 05/20/2023
BETHPAGE NY NC11358714 Pricing 05/20/2023
MANKATO MN NC11361950 05/20/2023
BEAUMONT TX NC11357928 05/20/2023
CHICAGO IL NC11362167 05/20/2023
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SALES,SVCS/DISTRIBUTION ASSOC:
PINE VALLEY CA NC11359493 05/18/2023
LINDEN TN NC11359072 05/18/2023
PENNSBORO WV NC11363443 05/22/2023
LANAI CITY HI NC11363428 05/20/2023
GROVE CITY PA NC11360798 05/19/2023
QUITMAN TX NC11362823 05/20/2023
MISSION SD NC11362165 05/20/2023
MEEKER CO NC11363439 05/20/2023
GLENROCK WY NC11363438 05/20/2023
DAYTON TX NC11362387 05/22/2023
SANDY HOOK KY NC11363444 05/22/2023
ROSS CA NC11358708 05/18/2023
LISBON IA NC11360897 05/19/2023
EAGLE CO NC11363436 05/20/2023
DE LEON TX NC11362821 05/20/2023
CHENOA IL NC11361153 05/19/2023
CANAAN NH NC11360479 05/19/2023
BUNA TX NC11362381 05/22/2023
PRESIDIO TX NC11360896 05/19/2023
PALACIOS TX NC11362377 05/22/2023
OROVILLE WA NC11359994 05/19/2023
HOLBROOK AZ NC11363316 05/21/2023
ROCKSPRINGS TX NC11361161 05/19/2023
BERRYVILLE AR NC11360673 05/19/2023
MARSHALL AR NC11360674 05/19/2023
EUREKA SD NC11363853 05/21/2023
BUFFALO SD NC11362198 05/20/2023
BANDON OR NC11355089 05/13/2023
WHITE OAK TX NC11360468 05/19/2023
WEBBERVILLE MI NC11360764 05/19/2023
SANBORN IA NC11362116 05/20/2023
OMAHA TX NC11358964 05/18/2023
GIRARD PA NC11359215 05/18/2023
GEORGETOWN IN NC11362326 05/20/2023
FULTON MD NC11359637 05/22/2023
ELIZABETHTOWN IN NC11362112 05/20/2023
BATH MI NC11360766 05/19/2023
SANDY LAKE PA NC11359221 05/18/2023
AVON CO NC11361589 05/20/2023
PERRY FL NC11359209 05/19/2023
HAVANA FL NC11359205 05/19/2023
CORONA DEL MAR CA NC11363425 05/20/2023
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City Carrier:
BELMONT CA NC11357266 05/18/2023
BRIGHTON CO NC11361488 05/19/2023
CHESWICK PA NC11361815 05/20/2023
DAMASCUS MD NC11361983 05/21/2023
DELMAR NY NC11362482 05/20/2023
DOVER NH NC11359601 05/18/2023
DULUTH MN NC11362478 05/20/2023
GLENSHAW PA NC11361824 05/20/2023
LYNNWOOD WA NC11357263 05/23/2023
MANCHESTER NH NC11359602 05/18/2023
MILL VALLEY CA NC11358979 05/18/2023
MILLBRAE CA NC11358187 05/18/2023
PACIFICA CA NC11358190 05/18/2023
PITTSBURGH PA NC11358995 05/23/2023
READING PA NC11358987 05/18/2023
SAN BRUNO CA NC11358196 05/18/2023
SAN CARLOS CA NC11358123 05/18/2023
SAN JOSE CA NC11358999 05/23/2023
SAN RAFAEL CA NC11358978 05/18/2023
SANTA CLARA CA NC11358983 05/19/2023
SCARBOROUGH ME NC11357659 05/17/2023
SUNNYVALE CA NC11358982 05/19/2023
WEST CHESTER PA NC11357658 05/18/2023
WHEAT RIDGE CO NC11358977 05/17/2023
REDWOOD CITY CA NC11358063 05/18/2023
RICHMOND CA NC11357935 05/17/2023
SAN LEANDRO CA NC11348687 05/18/2023
VALLEJO CA NC11348691 05/18/2023
WALTHAM MA NC11358974 05/23/2023
EAST PALO ALTO CA NC11358956 05/19/2023
INDIANAPOLIS IN NC11358972 05/23/2023
MALVERN PA NC11358961 05/18/2023
COHOES NY NC11359123 05/23/2023
ELLSWORTH ME NC11362174 05/20/2023
HANOVER PARK IL NC11363440 05/22/2023
JAMAICA PLAIN MA NC11359052 05/23/2023
LAKE FOREST IL NC11348603 05/14/2023
LITTLETON CO NC11359490 05/23/2023
MANCHESTER MA NC11363448 05/22/2023
MILPITAS CA NC11358711 05/19/2023
MONROE NY NC11362814 05/20/2023
NASHUA NH NC11359579 05/18/2023
NORTHGLENN CO NC11359480 05/23/2023
SAINT PAUL MN NC11359054 05/23/2023
SAN ANSELMO CA NC11358707 05/18/2023
ALLENTOWN PA NC11358846 05/18/2023
ARVADA CO NC11358950 05/22/2023
BELVEDERE TIBURON CA NC11358952 05/18/2023
BURLINGAME CA NC11357413 05/18/2023
CHELSEA MA NC11358973 05/23/2023
CORTE MADERA CA NC11358953 05/18/2023
HALF MOON BAY CA NC11358054 05/18/2023
HARRISBURG PA NC11361584 05/20/2023
LAKEWOOD CO NC11359456 05/23/2023
LOS GATOS CA NC11358712 05/19/2023
LOWELL MA NC11363449 05/22/2023
MALDEN MA NC11358970 05/23/2023
MENLO PARK CA NC11358061 05/18/2023
MOUNTAIN VIEW CA NC11358958 05/19/2023
NEWTOWN CT NC11362124 05/20/2023
RICHMOND CA NC11348685 05/18/2023
SAN FRANCISCO CA NC11359069 05/23/2023
SAN MATEO CA NC11358847 05/18/2023
SANTA CRUZ CA NC11358959 05/19/2023
SARATOGA CA NC11358957 05/19/2023
SARATOGA SPRINGS NY NC11361579 05/20/2023
SAUSALITO CA NC11358954 05/18/2023
WALNUT CREEK CA NC11348693 05/18/2023
WATERLOO IA NC11351878 05/19/2023
SOUTH SEATTLE WA NC11359497 05/23/2023
CENTRAL SEATTLE WA NC11359420 05/23/2023
NORTH SEATTLE WA NC11359423 05/23/2023
KANSAS CITY MO NC11359206 05/23/2023
PORTLAND ME NC11357785 05/17/2023
ZELIENOPLE PA NC11361581 05/20/2023
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Rural Carrier:
LEHI UT NC11361155 05/19/2023
CHANHASSEN MN NC11364665 05/21/2023
CARBONDALE CO NC11365067 05/22/2023
LEBANON PA NC11363445 05/21/2023
STARBUCK MN NC11364738 05/22/2023
SNOHOMISH WA NC11358121 05/23/2023
ROSEAU MN NC11364741 05/22/2023
ROCHESTER MN NC11364740 05/22/2023
MAPLE VALLEY WA NC11359402 05/22/2023
BATTLE LAKE MN NC11364743 05/22/2023
WAITSFIELD VT NC11363116 05/20/2023
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Motor Vehicle Operator:
PORTLAND OR P&DC NC11363113 05/20/2023
SEATTLE WA P&DC NC11363112 05/20/2023
MORGAN NY P&DC NC11363109 05/20/2023
OAKLAND CA P&DC NC11363114 05/20/2023
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Tractor Trailer Operator:
DETROIT MI P&DC NC11363110 05/20/2023
INDUSTRY CA P&DC NC11367575 05/23/2023
SOUTHERN CT P&DC NC11365540 05/22/2023
SEATTLE WA P&DC NC11363403 05/20/2023
INDIANAPOLIS IN P&DC NC11363414 05/20/2023
SAN FRANCISCO CA P&DC NC11363402 05/20/2023
CENTRAL MA P&DC NC11363406 05/20/2023
DENVER CO P&DC NC11363405 05/20/2023
DVD BLDG NJ P&DC NC11363411 05/20/2023
MORGAN NY P&DC NC11363412 05/20/2023
OAKLAND CA P&DC NC11363348 05/20/2023
PORTLAND OR P&DC NC11363400 05/20/2023
SAN FRANCISCO NDC NC11363401 05/20/2023
SOUTHERN ME P&DC NC11363408 05/20/2023
SPRINGFIELD NDC NC11363409 05/20/2023
SYRACUSE NY P&DC NC11363410 05/20/2023
TACOMA WA P&DC NC11363404 05/20/2023
EVANSVILLE IN P&DC NC11363413 05/20/2023
NORTH READING P&DC NC11363407 05/20/2023
CHARLESTON SC P&DC NC11365607 05/22/2023
SAINT PAUL MN P&DC NC11363115 05/20/2023
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No experience necessary for the laborer custodial or maintenance mechanic positions. It helps on the interview but you can surely think of maintenance related experience to relay for an interview. Based on fixing things around your house, the car etc. Always mention working safely.
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Pro tip: You can apply for any job that has an exam opening and the test is administered local to yourself. Make sure you're serious and score decently; you can turn down the job offer. Keep a physical copy of your exam score, I believe they are good for two years.
The reason is: These job postings can be posted externally at capacity for testing, meaning they will not allow you to take the exam if they have enough qualified applicants. However, if you have a test score on the books, you are a qualified applicant.
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Explanation of MVO/TTO to save time:
MVO= CDL B Can only drive box trucks on public roads, can drive anything for moves on postal property.
TTO= CDL A Can drive anything.
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USPS provides the training. (Maintenance jobs at least. TTO and management...GOOD LUCK)
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You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you. Everything but proper email usage.